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Would you eat a clean right hand from Deontay Wilder to ascend?

Would you take a clean right hand from Deontay Wilder to ascend?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 65.7%
  • No

    Votes: 12 34.3%

  • Total voters
    35
Teutonic Knight

Teutonic Knight

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The most powerful puncher in human history.

Would you let Deontay Wilder punch you with his right hand CLEAN with full power if that would mean ascension (if you survived)?



 
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Yes, physical pain is nothing compared to the constant pain i'm feeling
 
No. I wouldn't sacrifice my physical integrity for a foid.
 
You're retarded if you think you'd survive a clean, unblocked, full force shot from him. Boxers get knocked out from shitty, half-blocked punches, so a clean shot would kill an average man.
 
He’s most def not the most powerful puncher so hell yea I would df
 
i'm retarded, at first i thought you were asking if you would cannibalize some guy's right hand to ascend
 
You're retarded if you think you'd survive a clean, unblocked, full force shot from him. Boxers get knocked out from shitty, half-blocked punches, so a clean shot would kill an average man.

This guy took it and got away only with a broken jaw.

 
He would punch me so hard my face would turn from 2/10 to 10/10. So I say yes.
 
He would punch me so hard my face would turn from 2/10 to 10/10. So I say yes.

Just get your facial structure rearranged by a heavyweight boxer theory.
 
If I had guarantees against brain damage or death, sure. Getting hit in the head isn't the end of the world.
 
Fuck no. We're talking about a punch that wouldn't just hurt, but fuck you up for life. You might think "Oh, but boxers get punched up and they're fine." They're not fine. They get fucked up for life, and we just ignore it. It's like football.
 
Fuck no. We're talking about a punch that wouldn't just hurt, but fuck you up for life. You might think "Oh, but boxers get punched up and they're fine." They're not fine. They get fucked up for life, and we just ignore it. It's like football.
it's either be physically fucked or sexually fucked. for many the former is better
 
He would destroy my face , So no
 
Don't want to become a vegetable
 
You're retarded if you think you'd survive a clean, unblocked, full force shot from him. Boxers get knocked out from shitty, half-blocked punches, so a clean shot would kill an average man.
 
I'm not sure, tbh i would like to ascend or die but there's the possibility i would end up as a vegetal
 
yeah because that shits fake so it wont be too bad
 
If I survived, sure. His boxing skills are subpar but he can "kill" his opponent with one single punch.
 
I'll give you a quarter of a million pounds if you beat him up knock him out.
im gonna challange him
640 172302
 
Oh, and he mogs me from Baltimore to Alabama
 
Are you so obsessed with sports with half naked men because you want to have gay sex with them?
 
I’ve eaten some pretty heavy punches before, never being stunned. I would also be kind of curious to see how hard Deontay Wilder can really punch, so yes.
 
Not into boxing but it seems i can't stand a chance against him without becoming disabled or worse
 
read the title and thought u meant eat someones hand as in being a cannibal, my answer is no though
 
Fuck no. We're talking about a punch that wouldn't just hurt, but fuck you up for life. You might think "Oh, but boxers get punched up and they're fine." They're not fine. They get fucked up for life, and we just ignore it. It's like football.
Football is miles worse especially if you're something like a running back

I would easily take being a drooling retard if it means being a heavyweight champ or 1st round pick for a few years and enjoy living for once
 
Fuck no. We're talking about a punch that wouldn't just hurt, but fuck you up for life. You might think "Oh, but boxers get punched up and they're fine." They're not fine. They get fucked up for life, and we just ignore it. It's like football.

I've been thinking of starting boxing recenlty.

Should I not? Is the brain damage that bad? I remember a study that said that amateurs didn't have signs of brain damage.

Don't know what I would do then. Wrestling maybe, but idk if they have that for adults.
 
No they aren't. RBs are usually just roided up manlets.
Tbh. QB is a mogging position ngl, WR too since there are a lot of tallmaxxed and athletic BBCs.
 
Tbh. QB is a mogging position ngl, WR too since there are a lot of tallmaxxed and athletic BBCs.
Qbs are status maxxed glory spots and receivers are dyel lanklets

most other slots are reserved for ogrecels nobody likes
 
Is the brain damage that bad? I remember a study that said that amateurs didn't have signs of brain damage.

No you should be fine if you don't train stupid (spar too much).

Boxers who get brain damage are mostly pros who fight for living and go through wars. Even a lot of older ex-pros look totally alright.

Also JFL at worrying about getting your brain rattled a bit when you're already an incel.
 
Qbs are status maxxed glory spots and receivers are dyel lanklets

most other slots are reserved for ogrecels nobody likes
cope

QB is the most Chad position

look at brady, garoppolo etc. they are chads even without football
 
No you should be fine if you don't train stupid (spar too much).

Boxers who get brain damage are mostly pros who fight for living and go through wars. Even a lot of older ex-pros look totally alright.

Also JFL at worrying about getting your brain rattled a bit when you're already an incel.

This is how I've felt about it but some people talk about it so seriously when really people are fine.
 
I'd become a vegetable
 
I probably would not survive.
 

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