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Discussion Would you dive into sewage for a foid?

Would you take this job in exchange for a wife?

  • I would never take it regardless

    Votes: 18 56.3%
  • I would take it if I was given my looksmatch

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • I would take it if I was given a Becky

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • I would only take it if I was given a Stacy

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • I would do the job even without being given a wife

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Total voters
    32
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This is the scenario. The Mexican government offers you a job. You must dive into the sewer system of Mexico City that is filled with toxic waste 5 times a week for several hours a day. Your tasks include unclogging pipes, repairing pipes, lines, and other underground city infrastructure, and maintaining your equipment.

This job is not easy. It is probably one of, if not the most, disgusting jobs in the world. You are going to be swimming in metric tons of human and animal feces. You will smell horrid, and be trapped in a hot, gross, smelly, disgusting suit for hours at a time every day.

You are required to live in Mexico City but you will be given a decent apartment to start with in a safe part of the city, given government benefits/insurance, and a salary of around $50k USD (or whatever the equivalent in Mexican pesos is), with the potential for salary raises over time based on performance.

The stipulation is that you will work this job UNTIL RETIREMENT by contract, so until you are 65 years old. And you are the only diver for the city, so you have a limited number of sick days and vacation days.

As additional compensation, the Mexico City government has agreed to provide you with a wife of your choosing, but you must negotiate this "additional benefit" with a government approved negotiator. They ask you what your minimum standards in a wife are. Looksmatch, Becky, or Stacy? Which one would you do this horrid job for? Or none at all?
 
I will drag her into the sewage with me
 
only if the foid be a virgin stacy who will never cheat on me
 
No. I am not that much of a cuck. At a certain point I would rather just goon and remain incel tbh :feelsjuice:
 
This has always been my dream job.
 
Would with these requirements:
- I'm given suitable protection from the filth.
- I lose my sense of smell.
- I get a virgin Stacy afterwards.
 
Easily worth it. I'll take a white-passing becky or higher.
 
No. Why would I risk my life doing that when I could just wealthmax?
 
No. Why would I risk my life doing that when I could just wealthmax?
Would with these requirements:
- I'm given suitable protection from the filth.
- I lose my sense of smell.
- I get a virgin Stacy afterwards.
The suit protects you but may not block out the smell fully.

only if the foid be a virgin stacy who will never cheat on me
She can be a virgin, sure. Let's say the government can also monitor her phone and car for you to ensure no cheating occurs and maybe they pay her some money guaruntee she does not cheat.
 
The suit protects you but may not block out the smell fully.


She can be a virgin, sure. Let's say the government can also monitor her phone and car for you to ensure no cheating occurs and maybe they pay her some money guaruntee she does not cheat.
Do I get to choose the time I decide to do it?
 
Do I get to choose the time I decide to do it?
Sure, as long as the necessary tasks get done. The sewers need to be maintained so Mexico City doesn't get flooded with toxic waste and sewage.
 
Sure, as long as the necessary tasks get done. The sewers need to be maintained so Mexico City doesn't get flooded with toxic waste and sewage.
I'd just try my absolute best to wealthmax and if all attempts fail then I take up the offer.
 

I would do the job even without being given a wife​

 
No, fuck that bullshit
 
Nope I have a fear of that
 
No cause I am not a simp
 
Hell no.

Unless she also volunteers to go first with me.
 

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