How is it retarded? Making it too easy is retared IMO. It would pretty much be same thing as asking "would you want a virgin 19 year old stacy"
Life is cruel deal with it.
Its retarded because there is no choice, sex is too much of a craving that is hardwired into your mind for you to spend an eternity craving it and not having it, you might as well change the option to - "would you choose to go to hell", its a psychological hell to be eternal, horny and have no means to attain sex, the only way immortality would be a viable choice with your retard conditions is to both circumcise and castrate yourself, turn your dick into an unfeeling urination tool
There is no balance to your choice, its a 100% downside, it literally makes the life any of us is living now heaven by comparison - "Hey guys, if you could choose to have the shitty life you have now, but forever, and now you can't even pay for sex or rape, or murder, what would you choose?
"
Your entire question is - "
IF YOU COULD CHOOSE AN ETERNAL DOWNGRADE TO YOUR CURRENT LIFE WOULD YOU CHOOSE IT?"
That's why your post is retarded, as it stands right now I can rape, I can murder and I can pay for sex (which I have), who the fuck would choose to be
ETERNALLY HANDICAPPED, this is not even a choice, there's no positive to the choice, nothing, its fucking retarded.
You might as well post a thread about being a cuck that can never have sex with his wife but can get warm hugs from her, and has to watch her fuck other men
"What would you choose guuuiiiiz?
, life is cruel so make a choice already"