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Serious Would you befriend frosty the snowman?

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Let's say it was a very cold winter 24/7 where you lived and your only source of conversation and friendship was him:

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Would accept befriending him? Remember, he is fragile and if it gets too hot he will melt and you will never see him again, so in addition to hanging with him you'd have to make sure he stays cold and doesn't stay in the sun too long.
 
Im not a babysitter
 
I’d beat the fuck outta that nigga and rob him
 
Yes, I would give him all my friendship and we would play videogames together
 
I'll melt him and slurp up his juicy snowman essence just to show who's alpha.
 
Only poopy the snowman :feelspuke:
 
No point, If i bring him inside he would melt, and i hate being outside
 
I'd break his neck
 
No because if I like him I will be sad when he melts. And he would mog me because he’s super friendly and popular and outgoing. Lose lose for me.
 
Sure.He looks nice.
 
Volcel if you wouldn't
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I don't have any friends, so it would be pretty cool ngl
 
Sure, we could throw snowballs at foids together
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I will befriend any non human entity
 
He doesn't like coffee
 
his positivity will turn me into a bloomer
 
Let's say it was a very cold winter 24/7 where you lived and your only source of conversation and friendship was him:

giphy.gif


Would accept befriending him? Remember, he is fragile and if it gets too hot he will melt and you will never see him again, so in addition to hanging with him you'd have to make sure he stays cold and doesn't stay in the sun too long.
seems like I could just buy a tall freezer and take out the shelves and fit him inside to keep him around indefinitely for conversation, though I'm not sure how good convo he would be

would he be a wingman to talk me up to lolis?

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tbh might even be okay taking his sloppy seconds since his dick is literally just water so it's no more cucked than if the girl took a bath
 
seems like I could just buy a tall freezer and take out the shelves and fit him inside to keep him around indefinitely for conversation, though I'm not sure how good convo he would be

would he be a wingman to talk me up to lolis?

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tbh might even be okay taking his sloppy seconds since his dick is literally just water so it's no more cucked than if the girl took a bath
Based of you to bump my thread :feelsmage:
 
I will befriend any non human entity
:yes:

seems like I could just buy a tall freezer and take out the shelves and fit him inside to keep him around indefinitely for conversation, though I'm not sure how good convo he would be

would he be a wingman to talk me up to lolis?

View attachment 576239View attachment 576240

tbh might even be okay taking his sloppy seconds since his dick is literally just water so it's no more cucked than if the girl took a bath
:feelswhat:
 

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