Discussion Which .is user would you choose to survive on a deserted tropical island with?

[Moth]

(Has to be a currently active user, you can't pick someone like @Marquis de Sade)

This'd be a hard one since most of you are lazy fucking bastards (including myself, kek) so I doubt the vast majority would be of any real practical use in terms of survival (I'm sure you'd make for entertaining company and prevent me from going (more) insane due to social isolation jfl), but there are a few users where things would undoubtedly be especially interesting...

This doesn't necessarily have to be the best user to maximise your survival chances (i.e. the one that's the most skilled ad wilderness survival), you could pick the user that'd be the most entertaining to be stuck with or one you're closest to, you could even pick the fattest user so if the going get's tough, you could always use them as a plentiful emergency meal. (Fatcels, watch out).

But in all seriousness, the user I'd most want in this scenario would be a young @Emba, he seems to have experience growing food, doing DIY projects, and I believe he's also read many survival books (such as ones talking about botany/edible plants/fungus) which'd naturally make him invaluable for this. The only snag is that he's currently 64 and not in the best position in terms of health (to put it very mildly), but since a young Emba isn't a real answer (that'd be cheating), I'll instead go for @BasedGoyslopReviews since he's a gymcel therefore would be in good shape physically and able to pull his own weight while also the based and amicable user that he is, he wouldn't be someone I'd argue with, I'd imagine we'd be able to help each other survive.

And if you could pick a second user (or more) to survive alongside, who would they be?

 

[superpsycho]

no one, i would just kill myself

 

[superpsycho]

you could even pick the fattest user so if the going get's tough, you could always use them as a plentiful emergency meal. (Fatcels, watch out).

 

[The Death Devil]

@TheSecondComing if the fucking apocalypse happens would you be able to sustain two people

If the answer is yes then I'm choosing you

 

[The Death Devil]

If you threw a ton of incels on an island together, it would either be Sentinel Island v2 or some Lord of the Flies narrative desu... Doesn't sound too good either way.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

No one
I kill myself instead

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

gay

 

[Moth]

gay

You.

 

[zd60]

No one
I kill myself instead

 

[Moth]

gay

What I meant was, if you were forced to be stuck on an island with one other .is user, who would they be?

 

[DjentlemanDuke]

No one
I kill myself instead

 

[DjentlemanDuke]

When you're a genetic deadbeat, you cannot survive in a gynocentric and lookist society, which is all man-made, let alone nature.

 

[clearsmoke]

Why would I even want to survive with no computer?

 

[Emba]

Thanks bro!

I too agree that marky desade would have been a hoot to hang out with!

 

[Moth]

Thanks bro!

I too agree that marky desade would have been a hoot to hang out with!

He was before my time I but enjoy looking at his old threads now and again, I've always been interested in off-grid living/survival.

I wonder where he is now, has he finally been able to taste the freedom of living in the wilderness or has he been eaten by bears?

We'll never know.

 

[Emba]

He was before my time I but enjoy looking at his old threads now and again, I've always been interested in off-grid living/survival.

I wonder where he is now, has he finally been able to taste the freedom of living in the wilderness or has he been eaten by bears?

We'll never know.

Probably in jail for being stupid. I offered him a chance to stay here but he wasn't allowed to own a gun. And guns are needed life accessories around here. (Rural + feral domestic animals)

 

[Cryo]

@tired as fuck

 

[IWWorkER]

I'll instead go for @

@BasedGoyslopReviews since he's a gymcel therefore would be in good shape physically and able to pull his own weight while also the based and amicable user that he is, he wouldn't be someone I'd argue with, I'd imagine we'd be able to help each other survive.

I would probably pick him too because he also worked with wood before, among other things, and I'm a carpenter, so we would probably be able to build something nice.

the other reason i wont share specifics is bcuz a lot of my exercise comes from just outdoors farm labor/chores on my dads property. Moving logs of wood, rocks, planks, support beams, cement, bricks, wheelbarrows, digging, carrying all kinds of shit, chopping wood. Its not that high intensity but if u do it for 6-8 hours ur spent. There in the country side i also practice heavy overhead lifts for low repetitions (log lifts and barbell) for fun. Imo log lift is the most fun lift for me

 

[Shark]

Idk. Ideally someone who is not completely incompetent

 

[d0de]

With @Snufkin_97
The only user I know who has real life surviving exp.

 

[TheSecondComing]

@TheSecondComing if the fucking apocalypse happens would you be able to sustain two people

If the answer is yes then I'm choosing you

too late you already picked me because you like me

 

[Rapistcel]

(Has to be a currently active user, you can't pick someone like @Marquis de Sade)

This'd be a hard one since most of you are lazy fucking bastards (including myself, kek) so I doubt the vast majority would be of any real practical use in terms of survival (I'm sure you'd make for entertaining company and prevent me from going (more) insane due to social isolation jfl), but there are a few users where things would undoubtedly be especially interesting...

This doesn't necessarily have to be the best user to maximise your survival chances (i.e. the one that's the most skilled ad wilderness survival), you could pick the user that'd be the most entertaining to be stuck with or one you're closest to, you could even pick the fattest user so if the going get's tough, you could always use them as a plentiful emergency meal. (Fatcels, watch out).

But in all seriousness, the user I'd most want in this scenario would be a young @Emba, he seems to have experience growing food, doing DIY projects, and I believe he's also read many survival books (such as ones talking about botany/edible plants/fungus) which'd naturally make him invaluable for this. The only snag is that he's currently 64 and not in the best position in terms of health (to put it very mildly), but since a young Emba isn't a real answer (that'd be cheating), I'll instead go for @BasedGoyslopReviews since he's a gymcel therefore would be in good shape physically and able to pull his own weight while also the based and amicable user that he is, he wouldn't be someone I'd argue with, I'd imagine we'd be able to help each other survive.

And if you could pick a second user (or more) to survive alongside, who would they be?

@Dr.Autismo

 

[InvoluntaryChigga]

@Sir Silentium

 

[The Death Devil]

too late you already picked me because you like me

You're not wrong but at least I can be sure that we're not going to starve to death

 

[Sir Silentium]

@Sir Silentium

 

[Sir Silentium]

(Has to be a currently active user, you can't pick someone like @Marquis de Sade)

This'd be a hard one since most of you are lazy fucking bastards (including myself, kek) so I doubt the vast majority would be of any real practical use in terms of survival (I'm sure you'd make for entertaining company and prevent me from going (more) insane due to social isolation jfl), but there are a few users where things would undoubtedly be especially interesting...

This doesn't necessarily have to be the best user to maximise your survival chances (i.e. the one that's the most skilled ad wilderness survival), you could pick the user that'd be the most entertaining to be stuck with or one you're closest to, you could even pick the fattest user so if the going get's tough, you could always use them as a plentiful emergency meal. (Fatcels, watch out).

But in all seriousness, the user I'd most want in this scenario would be a young @Emba, he seems to have experience growing food, doing DIY projects, and I believe he's also read many survival books (such as ones talking about botany/edible plants/fungus) which'd naturally make him invaluable for this. The only snag is that he's currently 64 and not in the best position in terms of health (to put it very mildly), but since a young Emba isn't a real answer (that'd be cheating), I'll instead go for @BasedGoyslopReviews since he's a gymcel therefore would be in good shape physically and able to pull his own weight while also the based and amicable user that he is, he wouldn't be someone I'd argue with, I'd imagine we'd be able to help each other survive.

And if you could pick a second user (or more) to survive alongside, who would they be?

I might actually be moving to a deserted tropic island next year - but it depends if I get my house built in time (and with my uni course too).

You don't need a single cent to live where I am in Vanuatu. For meat on the island we fish, crab hunt after it rains, slingshot birds, poach chickens, etc. For anything else the island like vegetables or fruit it grows wildly, coconuts, melons, bananas, passionfruit, nuts, grapefruit, pawpaw, papaya... just to name a few.

I completely forgot about Marquis too, I will be like him soon. Probably leaving the site for good too

 

[kapri]

Whoever is the biggest fatcel, so I can eat him

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Thank u for picking me
its about the only time I get picked and not as a last resort like cruel normies usually do

im probably gonna go camping soon somewhere. might be a decent cope. Every next time I go camping im gonna do 5% less supplies than last time. Maybe eventually ill even hunt or fish, dad will teach me