Would you become an african bum cleaner for a million dollars

[justuseless]

For one year you have to go live in africa going from village to village to clean bums of african people after they do a shit.

Would you do this?

You get a million dollars as your salary

 

[Paladin]

no

 

[Wrath]

@moderation team

 

[Koomersarj]

Why are you thinking about this?

 

[X.9]

Wtf absolutely not

 

[justuseless]

@moderation team

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Why are you thinking about this?

Because he got the job offer and he wants to know whether he should take it or not

 

[Zetta]

That is a rough hypothetical because essentially if you're wageslaving in the United States you're practically doing this anyway for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a million dollars albeit more indirectly.

Is there like an extendable arm device such that I can be removed directly from actual contact and moreover how many villages and people are we talking about per day? And furthermore could you just quit after a year and just take the million dollars and leave?

 

[fedded]

For one year you have to go live in africa going from village to village to clean bums of african people after they do a shit.

Would you do this?

I would rather hang than spend a day surrounded by africans

 

[justuseless]

That is a rough hypothetical because essentially if you're wageslaving in the United States you're practically doing this anyway for a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a million dollars albeit more indirectly.

Is there like an extendable arm device such that I can be removed directly from actual contact and moreover how many villages and people are we talking about per day? And furthermore could you just quit after a year and just take the million dollars and leave?

Yes

 

[Paladin]

Would you become an african bum cleaner for a million dollars

For one year you have to go live in africa going from village to village to clean bums of african people after they do a shit. Would you do this? You get a million dollars as your salary

incels.is

Tempted to necro this now

 

[Zetta]

Yes

Apropos malaria/aids/ebola prevention, are there any guaranteed medical benefits in this hypothetical?

 

[Zetta]

Would you become an african bum cleaner for a million dollars

For one year you have to go live in africa going from village to village to clean bums of african people after they do a shit. Would you do this? You get a million dollars as your salary

incels.is

Tempted to necro this now

You are a paladin - the knight - do it. Take one for the team.

 

[Puppeter]

Why are you thinking about this?

 

[Paladin]

You are a paladin - the knight - do it. Take one for the team

I've never been warned before so I think I have some kind of plot armor. I will proceed