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Experiment Would you become a vampire if vampires were real?

Would you become a vampire?


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Would rather be a cool anime vampire tbh
If there are any human emotions that can be described as being entirely fake or deceptive it would be the concepts of love, romance, and fidelity, so much so that I don't even like being in the same room with others when they're expressed and discussed about.
 
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Some foids have a fetish for this so who knows they might end up liking it. But I would be raping them first. My only targets are going to be jbs and lolis.
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Same, rape spree. Possibly it is strange because it is difficult to imagine imagine oneself at that level of power, how corrupting it is. If we are talking about vampire powers then it would be easy to smell the openbox girls from the sealed package.
 
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Same, rape spree. Possibly it is strange because it is difficult to imagine imagine oneself at that level of power, how corrupting it is. If we are talking about vampire powers then it would be easy to smell the openbox girls from the sealed package.
True. You could also tell a lot of other stuff from the blood. Also the blood makes you even more powerful and gives you life energy. So you could rape the foid and then drink her blood. And then you become even more powerful and can rape several foids.
 
no I don't wanna live for centuries
 
You can just put a stake through your heart once you’re tired of living
if that is possible yeah I would of course be a blood sucking vampire, it really suck being a human you know
 
if that is possible yeah I would of course be a blood sucking vampire, it really suck being a human you know
yeah I’m not sure if vamps would have a self preservation instinct because they’re undead, so killing yourself would be probably be a lot easier to carry out than if you were a human
 
Instinctively yes, however the same hierarchies apply for vampire society.

If you're familiar with Vampire The Masquerade, no doubt would I be a Nosferatu, damned to house the sewers feeding on rats while all the regular vampires get to have all the high quality blood
 
You can just put a stake through your heart once you’re tired of living
This is very true, and suicidal vampires aren't unheard of.
Instinctively yes, however the same hierarchies apply for vampire society.

If you're familiar with Vampire The Masquerade, no doubt would I be a Nosferatu, damned to house the sewers feeding on rats while all the regular vampires get to have all the high quality blood
The trick is being a rogue going unnoticed.
 
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No, I absolutely believe in God just not the kind of God that most people profess to believe in these days. I posted the video merely to be cheeky. :feelsEhh:

She does get eaten and rip to shreds much later on. :feelshaha::feelskek:
I'm curious about the God your believe in. Because, you see, I'm a catholic, but not exactly following the catholic creed. There are other things aside that I can't even confess because nobody would believe it and I would be expelled from my local church if I told it to the vicar.
 
I'm curious about the God your believe in. Because, you see, I'm a catholic, but not exactly following the catholic creed. There are other things aside that I can't even confess because nobody would believe it and I would be expelled from my local church if I told it to the vicar.
The God I believe in is one of nature, chaos, and trickery, I'm an old school pagan fren.

To the Indians it is Kali, Egyptians Set, Greeks Dionysus, Celts Cernunnos, Norse Loki, and the Native Americans Coyote.
 
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I'm curious about the God your believe in. Because, you see, I'm a catholic, but not exactly following the catholic creed. There are other things aside that I can't even confess because nobody would believe it and I would be expelled from my local church if I told it to the vicar.
Tell us what you believe.

Should be entertaining.:feelsclown:
 
The God I believe in is one of nature, chaos, and trickery, I'm an old school pagan fren.

To the Indians it is Kali, Egyptians Set, Greeks Dionysus, Celts Cernunnos, Norse Loki, and the Native Americans Coyote.
We've lost a lot when we've got rid of paganism in France, the religion our ancestors, the Gauls, were practising before christianism.
The Gauls were very linked to the Earth, in a way that is still intriguing for us here.
Maybe it will surprise you, but such ancient pagan gods have not totally vanished in modern France.
The catholic creed says it's the Devil, but I think it not exactly this. It is a kind of "force" which is brutal, savage, has never been tamed, and is like running crazy in the woods at night. Like the Gevaudan Beast. Something we can't explain. I used to call this "Something Else".

When France was christianised, like with any other places, the christians had to adapt their beliefs to the local gods. Cernunnos was one of them. It gave the name "cerf" in french, who is the precise representation of this god : a stag.
I don't know if you've ever seen The LeftOvers series, but we see Cernunnos depicted as an apocalyptic stag. The "hero" sees this stag entering a family house and destroying all the furniture a few hours before the apocalypse depicted in the series happens.
Tell us what you believe.

Should be entertaining.:feelsclown:
I won't, precisely because my beliefs aren't here to "entertain" you. Go watch a porn movie if you wanna get entertained.
 
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We've lost a lot when we've got rid of paganism in France, the religion our ancestors, the Gauls, were practising before christianism.
The Gauls were very linked to the Earth, in a way that is still intriguing for us here.
Maybe it will surprise you, but such ancient pagan gods have not totally vanished in modern France.
The catholic creed says it's the Devil, but I think it not exactly this. It is a kind of "force" which is brutal, savage, has never been tamed, and is like running crazy in the woods at night. Like the Gevaudan Beast. Something we can't explain. I used to call this "Something Else".

When France was christianised, like with any other places, the christians had to adapt their beliefs to the local gods. Cernunnos was one of them. It gave the name "cerf" in french, who is the precise representation of this god : a stag.
I don't know if you've ever seen The LeftOvers series, but we see Cernunnos depicted as an apocalyptic stag. The "hero" sees this stag entering a family house and destroying all the furniture a few hours before the apocalypse depicted in the series happens.

I won't, precisely because my beliefs aren't here to "entertain" you. Go watch a porn movie if you wanna get entertained.
Cernunnos, the lord of the woods and very similar to the God Pan. For me all these different gods are merely archetypes of the same God which is the one that I worship. My God despises this world as much as I do where he revels at the idea of civilization collapsing into chaos becoming food for the gods, but of course my God is not the Christian one.
 
Cernunnos, the lord of the woods and very similar to the God Pan. For me all these different gods are merely archetypes of the same God which is the one that I worship. My God despises this world as much as I do where he revels at the idea of civilization collapsing into chaos becoming food for the gods, but of course my God is not the Christian one.
The christian god forgives us for being savages with savages behaviors. I saw Him acting several times during my life.
Civilizations fall. All of them, ultimately, fall. But beliefs and gods don't cease to exist with the civilization. It's individual. That's why our French pagan gods never stopped existing in people's minds. People... they feel those pagan gods, but they also feel the love of the christian god.

It's hard to explain, but I think it's a bit more complex than just classifying all this as "The Devil". Which is why I'm not totally in the catholic creed. I have some ideas that can be considered as heretic.

Fortunately, we no longer fire stakes. But we're still practising human sacrifice, in the shape of suicide.
 
The christian god forgives us for being savages with savages behaviors. I saw Him acting several times during my life.
Civilizations fall. All of them, ultimately, fall. But beliefs and gods don't cease to exist with the civilization. It's individual. That's why our French pagan gods never stopped existing in people's minds. People... they feel those pagan gods, but they also feel the love of the christian god.

It's hard to explain, but I think it's a bit more complex than just classifying all this as "The Devil". Which is why I'm not totally in the catholic creed. I have some ideas that can be considered as heretic.

Fortunately, we no longer fire stakes. But we're still practising human sacrifice, in the shape of suicide.
For me the Christian God and his father are evil, we live in such a world because of both. Islam and Judaism the same, all different faces of the evil Demiurge who has taken over this planet enslaving its inhabitants.The seeds of Abraham are all evil ones.
 
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even with this in mind there's still a vast variety of vampires. It all depends on the benefits and tradeoffs TBH

how much extra strength? how much thirst? what happens if I can't get the blood? how long can I bear sunlight? how tiny amount of garlic/silver fuck me up?

in theory I'd trade a lot for immortality but it's only theoretical immortality if I'd instantly get dusted by half a second in a stray beam of sunlight

can you give any particular TV shows or movies to exhibit a particlar breed of vampire in which the measurements of these specifics is exhibited?

that or stat them in GURPS terms
makes sense
 
Would I be a chad vampire, or would I still look the same only I would crave blood? I'm cool being human.
 
Yes as long as I get to look like Robert Pattinson.
 
yes but I would probably be like the kid vampire from the last few seasons of Being Human US version who is deformed as fuck and has to glamour foids into fucking him
 

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