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Discussion would you become a chad but with micropenis?

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lol why to get these girls in bed and then reject and mock me afterwards for having a small peepee?
 
yes. much better than what i have now
 
Wouldn't be terrible. At least I'd get love.
 
No such thing as a Chad with a micropenis
 
if your dick is under 6 inches it’s the same as micro penis to a foid
 
yes or no
Yes. The penis is flexible and much easier to extend or make larger (pumps, etc) whereas if you are a short and ugly incel with terrible bone structure, it is much harder or even impossible to fix.

Not to mention penis size has nothing to do with attracting women until you are in bed with them. You have to have good looks and height to even get into bed with them in the first place at all.
 
Of course, this is a no-brainer.

And in some ways an otherwise normal micropenis would be an upgrade from the deformed dick I have.
 
You can't be chad with micropenis this is mutually exclusive. Best you get is being pretty twink boy
 
in this case, i d say yes, my size rn isn t far away from having a micropenis, also i can t have sex with foids rn so it s useless, i also don t have a big one that i might use it s size maybe i d be able to ascend, i only win in this case
 
Om second thought.

Yes. I would then start a modelling career, make BIG BUCKS, save money, invest some.

Then I would contact a laboratory which can grow body parts from human stem cells. Getting human stem cells from your own body is super easy nowadays.
Then I would ask them to grow me properly sized balls and a dick from my own stem cells. Depending on the amount of skin down there I would ask them to leave it or let them grow some extra skin for me

I would have a surgeon transplant all of this after getting rid of my current micropenis.

A couple of months of recovery. Profit.
 
fuck no.

imagine the moment you start undressing, you see her hopeful eyes, shes ready to go down on you, give you a blowjob, but then all she sees is this sorry sad excuse for a male genital, and you see her face change, the sheer dissappointment on her face is palpable. What a horrifying thought...
 
Yes honstely. Even if having a micropeen prevents you from having sex, it's much better to be a sexless chad than a virgin incel rotter.
 
Well im asian so
 
How chad are we talking like model level chad then yes
 
fuck no.

imagine the moment you start undressing, you see her hopeful eyes, shes ready to go down on you, give you a blowjob, but then all she sees is this sorry sad excuse for a male genital, and you see her face change, the sheer dissappointment on her face is palpable. What a horrifying thought...
You're not wrong, that would be humiliating beyond belief. Although, that's why you should probably just never actually get laid and instead reap all the other benefits of being a Chad.
 
Would be a big upgrade so yes, I mean my dick is small and I’ll just be Chad with the same size regardless.
 
Yeah, simply cause I'd get preferential treatment in general. I mean, yeah, I'd still probably end up staying incel cause of the shame, but imagine how easy it'd be to become a model or internet sensation.
 
ban anyone who says no jfl. If you are not going to have sex anyway may as well be treated like a god outside of it. And foids don't feel average penises like mine anyway so there is no harm in downgrading to a micro. @LastGerman
 
Miropenis cant even fuck a foid miropenis is like one inch hard
 
in this case, i d say yes, my size rn isn t far away from having a micropenis, also i can t have sex with foids rn so it s useless, i also don t have a big one that i might use it s size maybe i d be able to ascend, i only win in this case
Would be a big upgrade so yes, I mean my dick is small and I’ll just be Chad with the same size regardless.
I go from incel with a small dick to chad with a small dick. At least I wouldn't be treated invisible.
 

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