In real life, you'd be in jail the same day, and then homeless. You'd get a restraining order against your own apartment/house (for at least two weeks), and your wife would have time to sort out all the legal stuff and finally kick you out. The nonsense you kids dream about isn't feasible in reality anyway. As stupid as they may seem, almost every foid knows what legal options she has. That the police will protect her and that dozens of other white knights will rush to her aid. Even if the foid is lying and the whole domestic violence story is fabricated.
Aside from that, it was about cooking. Making a sandwich isn't cooking to me, and even the dumbest toilet should be able to manage that. No, I had more complex dishes in mind. And not everyone has a knack for that. If she otherwise cleans up, doesn't get on my nerves, and fulfills her marital obligations in the bedroom, then I might be able to put up with it. Then there's no point in being tyrannical. After all, in this scenario, we're talking about a mentally stable foid. Although that, in turn, is utopian. Because fundamentally, that doesn't apply to any real foid.