SuicideFuel Would you be short for 5 million dollars?

[lnceI]

I’d agree to that offer in a heartbeat, and I’m 5’3. Even if I was given an offer right now that asked if I’d rather magically grow to 6’3 or take 5,000,000 USD, I’d still rather take the money. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not denying that the heightpill isn’t brutal—but 5 million dollars?

I’d just immediately invest all of it and therefore never have to work again. I could easily live a nice upper-class life for the first 10 years of my life, only taking out 100,000 USD from my portfolio annually, then go on to live a luxurious one for the rest of my years.

I wouldn’t even have to go outside a single time if I didn’t want to. I’d just hire people to deliver my groceries and relax in my backyard.

Jfl.

 

[SmhChan]

Those who said no don't grasp how much 5 million dollars is in actuality.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

I'd take the deal since I'm an incel and not being 5'4 isn't getting me anywhere regardless, but it's understanable why dudes who actually get laid wouldn't.

 

[TBlast]

Swap the 5mil with not being ugly.
Id definitely take being short over being fucking ugly any day of the week.

 

[doomed2failio]

For 5 mil I can get legit have a big booty Latina dwarve as my main hook up for sex even if I were ugly.

Reminds me of the "fat and ugly? Just be ugly" for a gym ad.

Yeah ugly and poor. To Just ugly

 

[Brainy]

I'd be a dwarf with a huge fuckin cock

I'd let my hair and beard grow out full, no trim

 

[Frzk72cel]

I'd take the deal tbh, money CAN compensate in terms of happiness imo ngl

 

[leasurehobo]

Lowkey i would I'll just go to China and betamaxx

 

[IWWorkER]

Even some tallfags are blackpilled

I think most tall men know good they have it, if they didn't, they wouldn’t brag about their height so much.

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

I would take the offer in the post

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

truth
LOOKS > MONEY always. Who cares if you're a millionaire if you're a 5'4 incel

Yes because im already Incel.

 

[pointless Existence]

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Even some tallfags are blackpilled




"No, absolutely not. Having a massive and tall frame is one of the few things that money cant buy"



"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."



"Someone did a study that said a short bro needs to earn at least 200k more than a tall bro to be equally attractive .
This is why"



"Nopes"



"Lmao most of yall have no idea how absolutely soul crushing and depressing being a 5’4 man is. I have 2 short friends around that height and they’re completely incel and miserable. The worst part? You can’t change it (unless surgery). You can always make money, you can’t make or decrease height my tall brothers."

I Would lmao my height got me nowhere

 

[Jackdenswell]

This is confusing as fuck, how is everyone saying no??? I would be the size of a dog for 5 milion dollars. The people saying no are definetly sex havers. No incel is refusing this. I am 6 feet and still no one fears me and keeps bullying me and am still virgin. I would be the same only shorter and rich as fuck.

 

[Fallen-Angel]

I would

Going from 5'7 to 5'4 won't change much to my existence

And I'll have the possibility to be NEET for life

 

[Redeemer]

even if I had a billion dollars, all I would be is fucking angry at how short I am. There's literally nothing I can buy that would help me cope

The entire point of being a MAN is to be PHYSICALLLY DOMINANT AT ALL TIMES.

TO WIN BY MERELY STEPPING INTO THE ROOM AND ALL THOSE OF SHORTER STATURE LOOSE ALL HOPE

 

[ihatefoids1]

You can’t change it (unless surgery)

People forget that if ur growth plates are open no amount of surgery will get u above 6 foot if ure 5'4, and nowadays foids want 6'4 guys, not 6'0 guys

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

that is enough money to get two 1000$ escorts per week, for 50 years

all sub chad males should take that deal

 

[Cuckoja]

I would gain an inch of height from it and get 5 million

same, life would be sweet.

 

[Spice]

Zero chance

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Yes, if it means I get good eyes and maybe even a new liver.

 

[Emba]

Why do no is pay?

Where shortbuxx?