SuicideFuel Would you be short for 5 million dollars?

[lnceI]

I’d agree to that offer in a heartbeat, and I’m 5’3. Even if I was given an offer right now that asked if I’d rather magically grow to 6’3 or take 5,000,000 USD, I’d still rather take the money. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not denying that the heightpill isn’t brutal—but 5 million dollars?

I’d just immediately invest all of it and therefore never have to work again. I could easily live a nice upper-class life for the first 10 years of my life, only taking out 100,000 USD from my portfolio annually, then go on to live a luxurious one for the rest of my years.

I wouldn’t even have to go outside a single time if I didn’t want to. I’d just hire people to deliver my groceries and relax in my backyard.

Jfl.

 

[SmhChan]

Those who said no don't grasp how much 5 million dollars is in actuality.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

I'd take the deal since I'm an incel and not being 5'4 isn't getting me anywhere regardless, but it's understanable why dudes who actually get laid wouldn't.

 

[TBlast]

Swap the 5mil with not being ugly.
Id definitely take being short over being fucking ugly any day of the week.