Would you ascend with Suzanne Somers

[Substitute Subhuman]

View: https://youtu.be/T84Hi1qtugU


But not so fast...this is her in the present day. So you must ascend with the 73 year old Suzanne Somers.

 

[MACHETE]

probably

 

[BaffleTrot]

Bro I would ascend with her goddamn corpse if it could still feel love. I'm 34, bring on the 70 y/os there in my age range now whether I like it or not.

 

[rope2cope]

probably

 

[nystagmuscel]

probably

 

[Bruticus]

no

 

[crestfallencel]

looks better than the average granny tbh

 

[Sheogorath]

can I opt for Susan Powter instead?

 

[Mecoja]

Sure

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

can I opt for Susan Powter instead?
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No! Not unless she's over 70

 

[Ellsworth]

If I ascend with the old one then do I get her in her prime?

The answer is yes either way.

 

[SoloAlex]

Yes

 

[incelerated]

Jesus fucking christ what a stupid show. Someone fucking nuke america already.

 

[Sheogorath]

I can't fathom why normies would watch this trash instead of cartoons

looking back at my more normal-adjacent self in the past watching trash like Frasier/Seinfeld/Friends I want to murder my old self

imagine not evolving beyond that normy state watching laugh tracks and cackling on command as NPCs do

I get why vulnerable adolescents do this to feel grown-up because they think that's what adults do but if you don't evolve beyond that by 20 you should be euthanized

like at least move beyond Seinfeld to Curb Your Enthusiasm where you're coached to laugh by wistful music during awkward pauses instead of a laugh track, christ

actual genuine comedy doesn't rely on that shit