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Serious Would you ascend with a gangster girl?

Would you ascend with a gangster girlfriend?

  • Hell yeah I accept her life!

  • Fuck no I value my safety!

  • Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


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sneed (not chuck)

sneed (not chuck)

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You're on the precipice of suicide, ready to plunge to your death. In the nick of time, you're saved by an ethereally beautiful woman. It is love at first sight - when your eyes lock, transcendent bliss courses through your body. You and her share a week of intimacy, and for a moment, it feels like you're actually making up for your lost childhood love experiences. However, when you ask her about the tattoo on her arm, she tightly shuts her eyes, bites her lower lip, and looks away. "What's wrong, my love?" you ask. You can't possibly imagine why your innocent question could have her suddenly breathing heavily. With a defeated sigh, she admitted that she is part of a street gang. She carries guns, slings drugs, and does hits on opps.

She claims she's not leaving the street life... no, it's who she is. Loyalty, money, respect. She's down to die for her gang. However, she doesn't want to lose you either. So are you down to ride with her? You don't have to join the gang, but you know how it is rolling with someone who's living that thug life. She may need to use your crib as a safehouse when she has to lay low, sometimes she's going to do a couple of weeks in the county jail when the cops find with an ounce of something. She's going to come home bloody, and you're not going to be able to ask any questions, for your own safety. If you and her are together in public, her opps could roll up, and you could be collateral. Are you down to ride?

She's got the best pussy in the world. It's to die for - perhaps literally. Can you do what most men can't? Can you be the Clyde to her Bonnie?!
 
ElTruecel

ElTruecel

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I hate ghetto whores
 
AsgardTheFatcel

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I would rig her body with explosives, attached to a pressure mine while she's sleeping on her bed.
 
PersonalityChad

PersonalityChad

Taking a break...
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Holy shit OP you're a pretty good writer ngl.
The answer is yes btw
 
Med Amine

Med Amine

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i already have tattoos so yes ofc
 
ricecel4life

ricecel4life

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yes but we would have to be her bitch
 
Animecel2D

Animecel2D

Hee ho!
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I will snort coke from her tits
 
PLA1092

PLA1092

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Stop writing fanfiction, nigga. But sure, if she bought me a gun as well and didn't go fuck Tyrone a few days later because she's a ran-through ghetto whore incapable of actual bonding. :feelsseriously:
 
LeFrenchCel

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No, I don't want to wake up one day with half of my organs missing.
 
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This is the opposite of reality. In reality the gang would kill you.
 
darkdungeon

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As long as she's not the gangs blunt and gets passed around. Yes.

It'll add some excitement to my life.
 
NorthernWind

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Will not happen in real life...
 
Antifem Lord

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No I prefer foids to be feminine looking and submissive I hate sheboons I hope they die
 
Izayacel

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sure if she generates money and gives me atleast 70% of it .

because well , whores are not the brightest in that regard.
 
fukurou

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she will have her BF ambush and rub you
 
Mecoja

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Yeah, she can get me a gun.
 
Cope or die

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Actually it would be kind of exciting. Only thing is if you dont mog her she won't really respect you so it wouldnt work. If it was a thug bitch that i mog hell yeah. Sounds better than a boring tradwife or good girl tbh.
 
Intellau_Celistic

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My relatives already have a thuggish reputation in many of our countries. I don't want to further it by marrying a GG.

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depressedblackcel

depressedblackcel

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it seems simple but you’ll be roped into that thug lifestyle. Not interested.
 
RollD20

RollD20

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Sounds like the fantasy larp of the author of black lagoon
 
TheProphetMuscle

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Not if she boon
 
Twinblade

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Only if she's Revy from Black Lagoon:ahegao:
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spasticbuddy

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I just want a looksmatched white becky
 
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Neal

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Yo I'm into gang-bangin girls, I research Chicago gangs for years.
 

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