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Would you ascend with a 500kg 30 old landwhale?

  • Thread starter blackbabooneykiller
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Would you ascend with a 500kg 30 old landwhale?

  • yes

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • no

    Votes: 16 88.9%

  • Total voters
    18
blackbabooneykiller

blackbabooneykiller

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No, thats worse than being a fag
 
To put this into perspective the record for the fattest woman is 539kg
 
Even if she was 1/5th of that weight I wouldn't tbh
 
Yes, really don't understand the volcels that refuse landwhales, they have one or two SMV less then beckies but still infinitely higher then any normie and incomparable to sub5s anyways.

If a landwhale with an ok face wanted some dingding up her terdfactory i'd oblige with my skinny body and branchlike limbs hell i'd put my foot up her ass literally and figuratively.
 
I'd rather be an actual land whale than to ascend with one
 

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