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Would Jason Vorhees be the ultimate incel super hero?

Wettinghose

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I always rooted for Jason because he literally destroyed chads and stacies who were having fun and sex. He would not have messed with us incels anyways because we are never invited to degernated lakeside parties.

Do you think a stacy would wet and shit herself if she was alone with Jason?
 
Don't forget that Jason was also deformed.

Friday the 13th films are like an incel fantasy.
 
I used to be scared of Jason, but years later I realized that I was Jason...
 
Jason and Freddy are both incel superheros. Deformed and wrecking prime Chads and Stacies, and always rising even if beaten.
 
Jason and Freddy are both incel superheros. Deformed and wrecking prime Chads and Stacies, and always rising even if beaten.
dont forget leatherface
 
Jason is the literal embodiment of incel.
 
He drowned as a kid while his chad and Stacy counseled were to busy having sex to do their job and save him to notice.

Guy was Incels as hell and that's why he kills sluts and dude bros first.
 
Would Stacies soil themselves when the are chased by Jason?
 
haven't seen those flicks in a long time
 
Love how he takes out the noodlewhore in this clip. Hope she soiled herself while being choked
 
The Toxic Avenger is the trucel.
 
I wish they would make a Friday the 13th that was more from Jason's perpective- and that he killed more people and more rapidly. Jason kills people at the rate a teenager jerks off.
 
I wish they would make a Friday the 13th that was more from Jason's perpective- and that he killed more people and more rapidly. Jason kills people at the rate a teenager jerks off.
i wish to see that too. If you were director of the movie how would you want Jason to kill a super stacy. I would have him slowly strangle her until she pees and poops herself then snap her neck
 
What about Micheal Myers?
 
i wish to see that too. If you were director of the movie how would you want Jason to kill a super stacy. I would have him slowly strangle her until she pees and poops herself then snap her neck

I like how you used the term "Super Stacy" as though Jason is gradually ramping up to a final boss. But like I said, I'd like it if he killed more people and more rapidly. I think I would direct "Jason Goes to Burning Man." Since it's super crowded and they all wear costumes he'd walk around at first in broad daylight, just strategizing. This is setup so the audience feels like his victims are decadent idiots: the polyamory and drugs are out of control. Off in some corner, some poly cuck dipshit compliment's Jason's height and offers him a hit of ecstasy if he bulls his wife. At that point he just snaps and starts slow strangling this guy in the way you described.

Jason warms up killing a few isolated heathens having twosomes and threesomes in tents. No one hears the screaming because of drum circles. A few bong related strangulations. I like the idea of them bleeding on a pile of coke, soaking the white dust crimson red. Maybe Jason shoves a Stacy's head through a bongo, so there's a drum circle related murder,

Anyway, he finds his way into the baller area at night. Although it's not really his style, he grabs the guns of the armed guards he throat slits, because you can only kill so many people melee. Plus it's so crowded and open space, people could gang up on Jason without popping a few rounds at the get go. Anyway he kills tech billionaires having orgies in their air conditioned RVs. Then I'd have him find a chainsaw in one of those RV's and end the movie with god-tier heathen smiting at this place:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a63532/stories-couples-burning-man-orgy-dome/

Maybe leading up to that he causes a fire inside, but rigs the fire sprinkler system earlier with light acid. So as the fire starts, and they try to get under the sprinklers, they burn too. As the heathens in this giant orgy dome start burning and pounding away nude exits, I'd have Jason pop in from a dark corner in a hazmat suit and chainsaw to take em out personally. Yeah but I like the idea of Jason chainsawing a dogpile of nude heathens burning in acid.
 
i wish to see that too. If you were director of the movie how would you want Jason to kill a super stacy. I would have him slowly strangle her until she pees and poops herself then snap her neck
Thanks now I’ve got a boner to hide
 
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Thanks now I’ve got a boner to hide
I find it very arousing too. Foids deserve to be killed slowly and they need to be humiliated spewing their own filthy fluids.
 

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