Worst gaming video essay

[deleted fren]

There's this absolutely retarded idea spread amongst gaming YouTubers that if a game doesn't slowly introduce every single mechanic it's somehow bad. This video is the epitomy of that mentality.


View: https://youtu.be/5LPyYnpJ0wU?si=LFE6fQadiHi3-FA3


This guy acts as if players can't figure out how to play a game without the game blatantly telling them every single thing. I beat Wrath of Cortex when I was 9 or 10. When I first played it I didn't die because the game didn't tell me about how the different boxes would kill me if I touched them! No, I simply had something called critical thinking and knew that a box of "TNT" or "nitrous" would be dangerous to touch. All because a game doesn't treat you like a retard doesn't make it bad. I can't believe this video got nearly a million views. He even acts as if the game is badly designed because it doesn't tell you ice cold water is dangerous. i guess super Mario Bros is badly designed for not telling you lava is dangerous

 

[deleted fren]

"the stereotype that girls are somehow weaker than boys" you mean biology you fucking retard

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

"the stereotype that girls are somehow weaker than boys" you mean biology you fucking retard

Ikr? The stupidity is beyond reason

 

[anotherwastedlife]

I like many others played the fuck out of Crash as a kid and even I wasn't as retarded as this guy, horrible slop content

 

[starystulejarz]

That's him?
View: https://youtu.be/NIS7m7YYEXI?t=9

 

[Regenerator]

Skill issue with the retard.

 

[Celsior]

 

[deleted fren]

That's him?
View: https://youtu.be/NIS7m7YYEXI?t=9

LMAO

 

[deleted fren]

I like many others played the fuck out of Crash as a kid and even I wasn't as retarded as this guy, horrible slop content

Yeah, exactly. Video games in general trust that you understand real world logic. By his own logic isn't it bad game design in the original Crash Bandicoot when it doesn't directly tell you bottomless pits are dangerous? How the hell does hell does he even expect the game to tell players ice cold water is dangerous if they have no understanding of anything?

 

[deleted fren]

Skill issue with the retard.

 

[Celsior]

"the stereotype that girls are somehow weaker than boys" you mean biology you fucking retard

> check channel description
> “they/them”

The biggest problem with these creatures is that they breathe.

When I first played it I didn't die because the game didn't tell me about how the different boxes would kill me if I touched them! No, I simply had something called critical thinking and knew that a box of "TNT" or "nitrous" would be dangerous to touch. All because a game doesn't treat you like a retard doesn't make it bad. I can't believe this video got nearly a million views. He even acts as if the game is badly designed because it doesn't tell you ice cold water is dangerous.

Man, you weren’t kidding. I skimmed through some sections of his video, and he basically thinks: learning on your own through trial & error without the game holding your hand every second = bad

This is why faggots and leftists have legitimately ruined gaming (case in point: the guy is a bundle of British sticks), they deliberately demand every developer to make their games as retard-proof as possible so it’s inclusive enough for them to fit in.

We didn’t gatekeep enough.

 

[Exhunter45]

> check channel description
> “they/them”

The biggest problem with these creatures is that they breathe.


Man, you weren’t kidding. I skimmed through some sections of his video, and he basically thinks: learning on your own through trial & error without the game holding your hand every second = bad

This is why faggots and leftists have legitimately ruined gaming (case in point: the guy is a bundle of British sticks), they deliberately demand every developer to make their games as retard-proof as possible so it’s inclusive enough for them to fit in.

We didn’t gatekeep enough.

Send him to elder ring or dark soul 2 he will learn