RageFuel WORST ESCORT EXPERIENCE EVER! I HATE FOIDS SO MUCH

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PPEcel said:
I've had good and bad experiences. Want to be more specific?
Yeah. I know what a bad experience is after I read this thread. Tell me about your good experience.
Did she let you do whatever you wanted to? Did she gladly do it or was she reluctant?
 
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Dude, if she doesnt look like her pics tell her right in the face and walk away.
 
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Paying for a fat hooker, and being to beta to actually do what you want. C'mon.
 
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VincentVanCock said:
You paíd for an old Escort but not only that, you were deadass going to FRENCH KISS A FUCKING PROSTITUTE, don't kiss hookers man, Holy fuck that was sad to read.

Always make sure that she is Young and look like the photos in real life, i went to a hooker once and she was different from the photos on internet, as soon as i saw that i turned back and went to my house.

Also, It doesn't hurt to say again, DON'T KISS PROSTITUTES.
Iq’s me. Thanks for the pro tip. I’ll be escortceling soon
 
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ADepressedVirgin said:
sux to be you OP maybe dont pay for trash you cuck
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metabuxx said:
Yeah. I know what a bad experience is after I read this thread. Tell me about your good experience.
Did she let you do whatever you wanted to? Did she gladly do it or was she reluctant?

One thing you need to know is that good whores are good actresses. There isn't a single foid on the planet who would willingly fuck a subhuman; they just need to act like you are Chad.

They'd never let a client do "whatever they want to". Every whore has a list of services that they'll offer, and if there's something you want that isn't listed, you ask once but don't push it. I have pretty vanilla tastes anyway, so it wasn't a problem.

What a good experience is like: pictures are accurate, comms are clear and concise. Both of you are on time -- she's freshly showered and wearing an outfit (if you requested one). If you're doing an incall, her location is very clean, tidy, and smells pleasant. When you arrive, you're greeted with a hug, or even a kiss. You set aside just the right amount of cash in a visible spot, and to preserve the suspension of disbelief, neither of you mention the payment -- they'll notice and collect it while you're in the shower. Afterwards, that depends on your tastes, of course. During the meet, she doesn't answer the phone or glance at the clock. The conversation is friendly; not forced, nor awkward. She does playful little things that you didn't prompt her to do but makes you feel better, like nibbling at your ears or licking your nipples or taking your fingers and putting them in her mouth. In terms of services, she reads your body language and facial expressions and notices which particular motions you enjoy; she's experienced enough to do quirky little things like roll the condom down your dick with her mouth.

Personally, I enjoy kissing, I know that some users here think it's disgusting, so that would be up to you.
 
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PPEcel said:
One thing you need to know is that good whores are good actresses. There isn't a single foid on the planet who would willingly fuck a subhuman; they just need to act like you are Chad.

They'd never let a client do "whatever they want to". Every whore has a list of services that they'll offer, and if there's something you want that isn't listed, you ask once but don't push it. I have pretty vanilla tastes anyway, so it wasn't a problem.

What a good experience is like: pictures are accurate, comms are clear and concise. Both of you are on time -- she's freshly showered and wearing an outfit (if you requested one). If you're doing an incall, her location is very clean, tidy, and smells pleasant. When you arrive, you're greeted with a hug, or even a kiss. You set aside just the right amount of cash in a visible spot, and to preserve the suspension of disbelief, neither of you mention the payment -- they'll notice and collect it while you're in the shower. Afterwards, that depends on your tastes, of course. During the meet, she doesn't answer the phone or glance at the clock. The conversation is friendly; not forced, nor awkward. She does playful little things that you didn't prompt her to do but makes you feel better, like nibbling at your ears or licking your nipples or taking your fingers and putting them in her mouth. In terms of services, she reads your body language and facial expressions and notices which particular motions you enjoy; she's experienced enough to do quirky little things like roll the condom down your dick with her mouth.

Personally, I enjoy kissing, I know that some users here think it's disgusting, so that would be up to you.
That gives me hope to try escortcelling again in the future. However I can't get over my ego and over the fact she's slept with dozens of old ugly men before me, and the only reason she looks at me is because I pay her, she would ignore me IRL.
 
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FAloner said:
That gives me hope to try escortcelling again in the future. However I can't get over my ego and over the fact she's slept with dozens of old ugly men before me, and the only reason she looks at me is because I pay her, she would ignore me IRL.
I get it. Like the act of paying her, it's just one thing you have to try to not think about during the meet.
 
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feels bad men, she basically raped u took ujr money and didn't give u a nice fuck
 
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PPEcel said:
They'd never let a client do "whatever they want to". Every whore has a list of services that they'll offer, and if there's something you want that isn't listed, you ask once but don't push it. I have pretty vanilla tastes anyway, so it wasn't a problem.
Damn. I was really hoping that escorts would do everything that pornstars like Adriana Chechik or Riley Reid do.
PPEcel said:
What a good experience is like: pictures are accurate, comms are clear and concise. Both of you are on time -- she's freshly showered and wearing an outfit (if you requested one). If you're doing an incall, her location is very clean, tidy, and smells pleasant. When you arrive, you're greeted with a hug, or even a kiss. You set aside just the right amount of cash in a visible spot, and to preserve the suspension of disbelief, neither of you mention the payment -- they'll notice and collect it while you're in the shower. Afterwards, that depends on your tastes, of course. During the meet, she doesn't answer the phone or glance at the clock. The conversation is friendly; not forced, nor awkward. She does playful little things that you didn't prompt her to do but makes you feel better, like nibbling at your ears or licking your nipples or taking your fingers and putting them in her mouth. In terms of services, she reads your body language and facial expressions and notices which particular motions you enjoy; she's experienced enough to do quirky little things like roll the condom down your dick with her mouth.
Sounds really good. So basically it was a vanilla experience overall. Nothing hardcore.
Are there any escorts who perform hardcore stuff, like BDSM or getting fisted?
 
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PPEcel said:
They'd never let a client do "whatever they want to". Every whore has a list of services that they'll offer, and if there's something you want that isn't listed, you ask once but don't push it. I have pretty vanilla tastes anyway, so it wasn't a problem.
do most let you cum more than once? when i get in there i ask if they do more than one cum? if they say no i can leave?
 
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metabuxx said:
Damn. I was really hoping that escorts would do everything that pornstars like Adriana Chechik or Riley Reid do.

Sounds really good. So basically it was a vanilla experience overall. Nothing hardcore.
Are there any escorts who perform hardcore stuff, like BDSM or getting fisted?

Some of them do. Vanilla stuff is generally preferred to as a "GFE" or "girlfriend experience". What's you're looking for is a PSE.

Like I said, it varies, if you want rough anal and BDSM it's definitely on the market, but do expect to pay more. I'm not sure about fisting though.
 
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When I saw my first (and last) escort, she looked nothing like her pic, was basically a landwhale, and I wasn't even able to cum. Waste of my damn time and money. Worthless fucking whores. And her fucking husband called after she was done JFL.
I should've killed the bitch and taken back my fucking money I'd be doing her husband a favor
 
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Snowstormhigh said:
When I saw my first (and last) escort, she looked nothing like her pic, was basically a landwhale, and I wasn't even able to cum. Waste of my damn time and money. Worthless fucking whores. And her fucking husband called after she was done JFL.
I should've killed the bitch and taken back my fucking money I'd be doing her husband a favor
JFL at not leaving when you saw that she looked nothing like her pics
 
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This is why I did the sugar daddy method. I met them once before money starts getting exchanged to vet them. It's a slightly longer process but you avoid this bullshit. Not for everyone but is what it is.
 
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npcel said:
Dude, if she doesnt look like her pics tell her right in the face and walk away.
If to awkward just say i forgot my wallet in the car and run
 
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MaxZM98 said:
i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand.
ngl this sounds like a cheap trick to get out of sucking dick
 
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Jazavac said:
ngl this sounds like a cheap trick to get out of sucking dick
 
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MaxZM98 said:
no im 3.5/10

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No, You're a 2. PM me pics and I will confirm
 
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Boardwalkcel said:
No, You're a 2. PM me pics and I will confirm
to foids i am a 1/10 but that's because they view 80% of men as below average. objectively i am 3.5/10. i aint gonna show a pic
 
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MaxZM98 said:
to foids i am a 1/10 but that's because they view 80% of men as below average. objectively i am 3.5/10. i aint gonna show a pic
To women you are NEGATIVE 3.5 you don't even register on the fucking scale. Everyone overrates themselves, whatever you think you are subtract 1.5-3 points
 
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Boardwalkcel said:
To women you are NEGATIVE 3.5 you don't even register on the fucking scale. Everyone overrates themselves, whatever you think you are subtract 1.5-3 points
well im sub-5 so either way im invisible to foids. what rating are you?
 
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MaxZM98 said:
well im sub-5 so either way im invisible to foids. what rating are you?
About the same as you. And agreed. 1 through 4.5 does not matter to women
 
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