RageFuel WORST ESCORT EXPERIENCE EVER! I HATE FOIDS SO MUCH

[MaxZM98]

i just wasted £80 on this shit.

so i went to see a hooker today. she had hot pics online. when i saw her irl i could tell she was different, but in the dim light i thought maybe she was good looking. only after i paid her (im a RETARD because i havent seen a hooker in 6 months), and saw her face close up, could i see she was old and unattrative. chubby too... but this is just the beginning.


on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person. having sex with her was so awkard and i felt nothing from her wide vagina which didnt stimulate me at all. it literally felt like a CHORE to cum, i'd rather have done it myself. she was THAT bad. NOT ONLY THAT, but when we did missionary, she turned her face away from me, didnt let me lick her tits, and recoiled in disgust when i tried to kiss her neck. I FUCKING MOG HER, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE'S SO FUCKING SPECIAL AND SO FAR ABOVE ME TO TREAT ME LIKE A SUBHUMAN??? I MOG HER! EVEN I FUCKING DO! SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER LET ALONE PAY HER FOR IT AND IM A 3.5/10 INCEL!!!!

she barely spoke any english, so i literally couldnt explain ANYTHING to her. i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand. the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit. she kept asking me in her language if i was going to ejaculate.

i see so many hot girls when i leave the house, so WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE UGLY AND FAT ESCORTS???? IT IS FUCKING TORTURE! I CANNOT ESCAPE MY INCELDOM AT ALL!!! I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY COPE, FUCK THESE LYING WHORES!!!!!!!!

 

[your personality]

i just wasted £80 on this shit.

she barely spoke any english, so i literally couldnt explain ANYTHING to her. i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand. the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit. she kept asking me in her language if i was going to ejaculate.

kek. I thought the UK would have Eastern European prostitutes not Spanish ones.

 

[PotatoTomato]

i see so many hot girls when i leave the house, so WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE UGLY AND FAT ESCORTS????

Because hot ones can just get an onlyfans and make money that way
Ugly and fat ones can too, but it's harder, so some just go down the prostitution route. And older ones probably don't know about shit like onlyfans, so there's that too.

 

[Deleted member 26923]

You paíd for an old Escort but not only that, you were deadass going to FRENCH KISS A FUCKING PROSTITUTE, don't kiss hookers man, Holy fuck that was sad to read.

Always make sure that she is Young and look like the photos in real life, i went to a hooker once and she was different from the photos on internet, as soon as i saw that i turned back and went to my house.

Also, It doesn't hurt to say again, DON'T KISS PROSTITUTES.

 

[MaxZM98]

kek. I thought the UK would have Eastern European prostitutes not Spanish ones.

brazil

 

[Strong One]

on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person

Don't fucking tell me you were SERIOUSLY considering french kissing a PROSTITUTE!

Just think what her mouth was sucking 30 minutes before you, gross!

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

I don't know if they have this in Brazil but in North America they have escort review boards. Basically, they are forums in which guys will visit and verify the escorts/hookers for you.

My worst experience with an escort was when I didn't see a review for her and took the risk. She was a hot 19 year old, but she was so freaking standoffish and pretty much stopped doing anything after 15 minutes, pushed me off of her and said that she's done.

I had some really good experiences and some not really good experiences, but the really bad ones definitely sting.

 

[Tenshi]

some foids are so stupid that even as hookers they're useless

the moment you noticed she didn't look like the photos you should have made an excused and left. Say something like you gotta go to an ATM or something.

I don't know if they have this in Brazil but in North America they have escort review boards. Basically, they are forums in which guys will visit and verify the escorts/hookers for you.

My worst experience with an escort was when I didn't see a review for her and took the risk. She was a hot 19 year old, but she was so freaking standoffish and pretty much stopped doing anything after 15 minutes, pushed me off of her and said that she's done.

I had some really good experiences and some not really good experiences, but the really bad ones definitely sting.

wait op's in Brazil? JFL 80 euros this foid scammed him hard

and we have review boards too, go to gp-guia.net op (all in portuguese tho)

 

[Haywire]

having sex with her was so awkard and i felt nothing from her wide vagina which didnt stimulate me at all. it literally felt like a CHORE to cum, i'd rather have done it myself.

DICK GIRTH..... man i dont think its worth it just jack off and save yourself the 80 or in @PPEcel case thousands. this life is hell man.

 

[MaxZM98]

some foids are so stupid that even as hookers they're useless

the moment you noticed she didn't look like the photos you should have made an excused and left. Say something like you gotta go to an ATM or something.

wait op's in Brazil? JFL 80 euros this foid scammed him hard

and we have review boards too, go to gp-guia.net op (all in portuguese tho)

Im in the uk. she was brazilian

 

[Tenshi]

Im in the uk. she was brazilian

alright then that's fair, see if you can find a local board and write a review shitting on her

 

[MaxZM98]

You paíd for an old Escort but not only that, you were deadass going to FRENCH KISS A FUCKING PROSTITUTE, don't kiss hookers man, Holy fuck that was sad to read.

Always make sure that she is Young and look like the photos in real life, i went to a hooker once and she was different from the photos on internet, as soon as i saw that i turned back and went to my house.

Also, It doesn't hurt to say again, DON'T KISS PROSTITUTES.

what do i have to lose? i can always just fucking rope.

 

[Shin no Shi]

i just wasted £80 on this shit.

so i went to see a hooker today. she had hot pics online. when i saw her irl i could tell she was different, but in the dim light i thought maybe she was good looking. only after i paid her (im a RETARD because i havent seen a hooker in 6 months), and saw her face close up, could i see she was old and unattrative. chubby too... but this is just the beginning.


on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person. having sex with her was so awkard and i felt nothing from her wide vagina which didnt stimulate me at all. it literally felt like a CHORE to cum, i'd rather have done it myself. she was THAT bad. NOT ONLY THAT, but when we did missionary, she turned her face away from me, didnt let me lick her tits, and recoiled in disgust when i tried to kiss her neck. I FUCKING MOG HER, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE'S SO FUCKING SPECIAL AND SO FAR ABOVE ME TO TREAT ME LIKE A SUBHUMAN??? I MOG HER! EVEN I FUCKING DO! SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER LET ALONE PAY HER FOR IT AND IM A 3.5/10 INCEL!!!!

she barely spoke any english, so i literally couldnt explain ANYTHING to her. i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand. the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit. she kept asking me in her language if i was going to ejaculate.

i see so many hot girls when i leave the house, so WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE UGLY AND FAT ESCORTS???? IT IS FUCKING TORTURE! I CANNOT ESCAPE MY INCELDOM AT ALL!!! I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY COPE, FUCK THESE LYING WHORES!!!!!!!!

that's escortcelling for you. The only way to get actual pretty girls is by paying for them at extortionist amount and actually being aware and reading reviews as well on ukpunting forum (this will save you most trouble)

Idk what website you used but I go for AW but even then I carefully pick them, though I still get frauded on arrival, well except for the polish one I did a week ago (but she was a bit stingy)

I don't know where @PPEcel gets his from but I'm sure he pays a lot for them, which I don't disagree, considering these are whores that value themselves "highly"

 

[MaxZM98]

that's escortcelling for you. The only way to get actual pretty girls is by paying for them at extortionist amount and actually being aware and reading reviews as well on ukpunting forum (this will save you most trouble)

Idk what website you used but I go for AW but even then I carefully pick them, though I still get frauded on arrival, well except for the polish one I did a week ago (but she was a bit stingy)

I don't know where @PPEcel gets his from but I'm sure he pays a lot for them, which I don't disagree, considering these are whores that value themselves "highly"

i used AW.

 

[Shin no Shi]

i used AW.

mind linking via dm so i can see who it is.

 

[Justdone]

i used AW.

AW sounds bad ngl. As a noFapcel this post makes me disappointed but like angers me at the same time and at least she didn’t try to play ya for 100 ya deserve better

 

[Ellsworth]

Mogs me at seeing escorts

 

[FAloner]

Holy fucking shit man. JFL at escortsex as an incel. I'm not even sure if that can be called sex. Thinking about what chad must experience makes me wanna rope.

 

[uglyautisticrice]

fuark bro fucking a landwhale is probably worse than porn and ur hand in some cases. she basically raped u

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Ewwww

 

[nazianime]

Sad shit man. I feed bad for you for bad sex experience and getting ripped off. But what can you expect? Escorts are not exactly top quality women.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Thats why I dont bother.

You cant take risks as an ugly male. Dont do something if youre in doubt.

 

[BrazilianPardoleiro]

i just wasted £80 on this shit.

so i went to see a hooker today. she had hot pics online. when i saw her irl i could tell she was different, but in the dim light i thought maybe she was good looking. only after i paid her (im a RETARD because i havent seen a hooker in 6 months), and saw her face close up, could i see she was old and unattrative. chubby too... but this is just the beginning.


on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person. having sex with her was so awkard and i felt nothing from her wide vagina which didnt stimulate me at all. it literally felt like a CHORE to cum, i'd rather have done it myself. she was THAT bad. NOT ONLY THAT, but when we did missionary, she turned her face away from me, didnt let me lick her tits, and recoiled in disgust when i tried to kiss her neck. I FUCKING MOG HER, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE'S SO FUCKING SPECIAL AND SO FAR ABOVE ME TO TREAT ME LIKE A SUBHUMAN??? I MOG HER! EVEN I FUCKING DO! SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER LET ALONE PAY HER FOR IT AND IM A 3.5/10 INCEL!!!!

she barely spoke any english, so i literally couldnt explain ANYTHING to her. i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand. the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit. she kept asking me in her language if i was going to ejaculate.

i see so many hot girls when i leave the house, so WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE UGLY AND FAT ESCORTS???? IT IS FUCKING TORTURE! I CANNOT ESCAPE MY INCELDOM AT ALL!!! I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY COPE, FUCK THESE LYING WHORES!!!!!!!!

Jfl at that ugly raimunda feeling like she mogs you. Never trust a brazilian whore, op, they are ugly abominations and fucking dishonest people.

 

[MaxZM98]

Jfl at that ugly raimunda feeling like she mogs you. Never trust a brazilian whore, op, they are ugly abominations and fucking dishonest people.

honestly i felt insulted that a post wall chubby whore had the gall to recoil in dusgust. who the fuck does she think she is

 

[ERadicator]

Boo fucking hoo

 

[Deleted member 11159]

on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person.

Happened to me so many times. They usually charge extra for that so you need to specify at the start that you want it. Otherwise they'll assume you don't.

 

[MaxZM98]

Happened to me so many times. They usually charge extra for that so you need to specify at the start that you want it. Otherwise they'll assume you don't.

i had some extra. she was physically repulsed by me

 

[Deleted member 11159]

i had some extra. she was physically repulsed by me

You need to say it to her though. Some whores will also say something in their profile and then say they didn't know they did when you meet them. Make sure to ask them when you call.
Mind linking me to her profile? Even in PM?

 

[tanfeo]

the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit.

I keep saying this. It's not worth it. With that 80 quit I can live nearly a month.
Also, french kiss is an excellent way to get STD´s. Maybe you don't care because you wanted to feel it so badly.
But just cool it boyo, in the long run your health is more important.

 

[The Abyss]

If you want a whore that looks like her online presence you need to get a high class escort that costs like 400 & up.

 

[PPEcel]

Dude, if she doesn't look anything like her pictures, just leave. You just got bait-and-switched.

I don't know if they have this in Brazil but in North America they have escort review boards. Basically, they are forums in which guys will visit and verify the escorts/hookers for you.

My worst experience with an escort was when I didn't see a review for her and took the risk. She was a hot 19 year old, but she was so freaking standoffish and pretty much stopped doing anything after 15 minutes, pushed me off of her and said that she's done.

I had some really good experiences and some not really good experiences, but the really bad ones definitely sting.

OP is in UK and there are definitely review boards.

I'll just add that 80 is not a good budget for the area.

 

[PPEcel]

DICK GIRTH..... man i dont think its worth it just jack off and save yourself the 80 or in @PPEcel case thousands. this life is hell man.

I don't spend that much

that's escortcelling for you. The only way to get actual pretty girls is by paying for them at extortionist amount and actually being aware and reading reviews as well on ukpunting forum (this will save you most trouble)

Idk what website you used but I go for AW but even then I carefully pick them, though I still get frauded on arrival, well except for the polish one I did a week ago (but she was a bit stingy)

I don't know where @PPEcel gets his from but I'm sure he pays a lot for them, which I don't disagree, considering these are whores that value themselves "highly"

I have done AW a few times but these days I stick with agency girls. They're a little bit pricey and not a guarantee of a good time but the agencies tend to do a little bit of quality control because they depend on repeat business.

Feel free to DM if anyone wants specific names.

 

[Shin no Shi]

I don't spend that much


I have done AW a few times but these days I stick with agency girls. They're a little bit pricey and not a guarantee of a good time but the agencies tend to do a little bit of quality control because they depend on repeat business.

Feel free to DM if anyone wants specific names.

Will do specifically for london foids as i see those a lot better than the skets up north

 

[Medcel]

What's OWO

 

[PPEcel]

Will do specifically for london foids as i see those a lot better than the skets up north

In London you're paying a premium just for the whore's rent lol

But London defo has the best options in the UK

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Brutal , paying to fuck an ugly female

 

[FAloner]

In a just world with actual equality that ugly whore would pay YOU and be happy someone above her looksmatch fucks her.

 

[PPEcel]

In a just world with actual equality that ugly whore would pay YOU and be happy someone above her looksmatch fucks her.

 

[Blackcel rigth wing]

hot ones can just get an onlyfans and make money that way

 

[based_meme]

I died inside a little from reading that OP.

 

[Deleted member 18435]

Simply tragic.

 

[Sexdoll Pioneer]

This is what unattractive males can expect when they see escorts. I had the same experience with multiple escorts before deciding that spending hundreds of dollars for such underwhelming and dehumanizing sessions wasn't worth it. Now I spend my hard-earned cash on sexdolls instead of handing it over to shameless ingrates.

 

[PPEcel]

This is what unattractive males can expect when they see escorts. I had the same experience with multiple escorts before deciding that spending hundreds of dollars for such underwhelming and dehumanizing sessions wasn't worth it. Now I spend my hard-earned cash on sexdolls instead of handing it over to shameless ingrates.

I've actually had decent experiences. Of course, I've also had awkward ones.

 

[Alone75]

It's stories like this that give me more reasons not to pay good money for it and stick with my hand.

 

[metabuxx]

Damn, bruh. I can't imagine wasting my money on shit like this. No blowjob, no kiss, no tit licking. This is worse than starfish sex

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

i just wasted £80 on this shit.

so i went to see a hooker today. she had hot pics online. when i saw her irl i could tell she was different, but in the dim light i thought maybe she was good looking. only after i paid her (im a RETARD because i havent seen a hooker in 6 months), and saw her face close up, could i see she was old and unattrative. chubby too... but this is just the beginning.


on her profile it said she does OWO and french kiss, which she refused in person. having sex with her was so awkard and i felt nothing from her wide vagina which didnt stimulate me at all. it literally felt like a CHORE to cum, i'd rather have done it myself. she was THAT bad. NOT ONLY THAT, but when we did missionary, she turned her face away from me, didnt let me lick her tits, and recoiled in disgust when i tried to kiss her neck. I FUCKING MOG HER, WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE'S SO FUCKING SPECIAL AND SO FAR ABOVE ME TO TREAT ME LIKE A SUBHUMAN??? I MOG HER! EVEN I FUCKING DO! SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER LET ALONE PAY HER FOR IT AND IM A 3.5/10 INCEL!!!!

she barely spoke any english, so i literally couldnt explain ANYTHING to her. i wanted her to take my cock deep in her mouth but she kept saying "no comprendo" and continued jacking me off with her hand. the condom made it so i could hardly feel shit. she kept asking me in her language if i was going to ejaculate.

i see so many hot girls when i leave the house, so WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE UGLY AND FAT ESCORTS???? IT IS FUCKING TORTURE! I CANNOT ESCAPE MY INCELDOM AT ALL!!! I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY COPE, FUCK THESE LYING WHORES!!!!!!!!

should have asked for your money back right when she refused to kiss and walk away.

 

[PPEcel]

Damn, bruh. I can't imagine wasting my money on shit like this. No blowjob, no kiss, no tit licking. This is worse than starfish sex

OP should've walked away when the whore pulled a bait-and-switch.

should have asked for your money back right when she refused to kiss and walk away.

Exactly.

 

[metabuxx]

OP should've walked away when the whore pulled a bait-and-switch.

How was your experience with escorts? Were they good?

 

[ADepressedVirgin]

sux to be you OP maybe dont pay for trash you cuck

 

[PPEcel]

How was your experience with escorts? Were they good?

I've had good and bad experiences. Want to be more specific?