My life is a fucking joke, almost like a tragic comedy where you’re made to laugh at the main protagonist’s shortcomings because you just question if it’s fate or destiny making him suffer at this point.
Well 10ish minutes ago I got up to take out the trash, so I walk downstairs with the bag and go outside, not paying much attention to anything as I open the door. Lo and behold, a couple is walking together. Unfortunately I have to walk behind them awkwardly to get to the barrels around the corner which takes around 30 seconds to do in this case.
Why so long? Because the moment they knew I was behind them, they immediately started to hold hands when they weren’t before, and began walking as slow as they could. They then formed a literal fucking blockade with their arms and locked hands so that they took up the entire fucking sidewalk and I couldn’t move around them.
When I was finally turning the corner, this fucking giga NT spic slapped his girlfriend’s ass right in front of me after quickly looking back at me holding the trash bag, and she laughed. I honestly don’t know how I didn’t have the will to paralyze them for life with two kicks to each spine, or at least try, but perhaps it’s because I’m simply a weak human being.
This is what happens when you’re a nonNT high inhib sperg with an uncanny face, you become a doormat to life itself while watching everyone else around you succeed. While I was holding this bag of garbage, he was holding her hand. Genuinely what are the odds of being stuck behind them when the time I decided to go take the trash out was completely spontaneous? It’s like God is fucking mocking me the moment I step out my front door.
And I’m not supposed to hate life and everyone that’s succeeding in it when I just got blatantly emasculated because that piece of fucking shit knew I was right behind them and he fucking slaps his cunt of a girlfriend’s ass, then she laughs with him knowing I’m right there. What did I fucking do to deserve this kind of life?
Anyway instead of going back inside I took a walk to the nearest convenience store to buy more cigarettes since I was running low and I would genuinely kill myself if I didn’t have enough to smoke after what just happened to me. I hope that couple gets run over by a fucking 18 wheeler while they’re too busy frolicking together like show offs.
Well 10ish minutes ago I got up to take out the trash, so I walk downstairs with the bag and go outside, not paying much attention to anything as I open the door. Lo and behold, a couple is walking together. Unfortunately I have to walk behind them awkwardly to get to the barrels around the corner which takes around 30 seconds to do in this case.
Why so long? Because the moment they knew I was behind them, they immediately started to hold hands when they weren’t before, and began walking as slow as they could. They then formed a literal fucking blockade with their arms and locked hands so that they took up the entire fucking sidewalk and I couldn’t move around them.
When I was finally turning the corner, this fucking giga NT spic slapped his girlfriend’s ass right in front of me after quickly looking back at me holding the trash bag, and she laughed. I honestly don’t know how I didn’t have the will to paralyze them for life with two kicks to each spine, or at least try, but perhaps it’s because I’m simply a weak human being.
This is what happens when you’re a nonNT high inhib sperg with an uncanny face, you become a doormat to life itself while watching everyone else around you succeed. While I was holding this bag of garbage, he was holding her hand. Genuinely what are the odds of being stuck behind them when the time I decided to go take the trash out was completely spontaneous? It’s like God is fucking mocking me the moment I step out my front door.
And I’m not supposed to hate life and everyone that’s succeeding in it when I just got blatantly emasculated because that piece of fucking shit knew I was right behind them and he fucking slaps his cunt of a girlfriend’s ass, then she laughs with him knowing I’m right there. What did I fucking do to deserve this kind of life?
Anyway instead of going back inside I took a walk to the nearest convenience store to buy more cigarettes since I was running low and I would genuinely kill myself if I didn’t have enough to smoke after what just happened to me. I hope that couple gets run over by a fucking 18 wheeler while they’re too busy frolicking together like show offs.
