SuicideFuel Worst case of Norwooding in history

[Meow88]

Was watching this darts shit the other day, when I saw this guy

This guy is 29. TWENTYNINE. He looks like 50+

This is him at the age of 17

I have never seen such a bad case of norwooding. His name is Michael van Gerwen. At least hes good in throwing darts and he can gain some fame and money. Rope if you are like him without any talents.

 

[Inceldo]

Fucking lol at darts

 

[Pinkett Mouse]

I'm not sure being good at throwing darts will get him laid.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

teehee it's just hair.
Shave it and man up teehee.

 

[Newbie17]

He is literally statusmaxxed though, one of the best darts players ever

 

[Cuyen]

Well he is still white..

 

[Insomniac]

At least when he’s 50+ and looks the exact same he can claim to have retained his youth...lol.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

I'm not sure being good at throwing darts will get him laid.

At least when he’s 50+ and looks the exact same he can claim to have retained his youth...lol.

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[Cure]

Just because I believe that anyone can achieve anything if they put their minds to it, I decided to do a quick Google search. The guy is worth 6 million dollars, he also has a wife who looks kind of hot and he has a kid so he definitely succeeded

 

[TheRealChincel]

It never dreamed of beginning for him.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

>fame
>darts
pick one

 

[Notgoingtomakeit]

There's no way that guy was 17 in the picture lol. I refuse to believe it. Might be the worst genetics in the world.

Considering he looked 45-50 years old at 17, I'd say his biological clock right now is like 60+ years.

The post should be re title'd Worst Genetics in the world.

 

[rabitter]

Finally someone I mog.

>fame
>darts
pick one

The most incel "sport" tbh

At least when he’s 50+ and looks the exact same he can claim to have retained his youth...lol.

Can't lose your youth when you never had it

 

[Newbie17]

Just because I believe that anyone can achieve anything if they put their minds to it, I decided to do a quick Google search. The guy is worth 6 million dollars, he also has a wife who looks kind of hot and he has a kid so he definitely succeeded

That is what I said: "He is literally statusmaxxed though, one of the best darts players ever" has a wife, kids, etc., people like him all over the world.

 

[Mewcel]

Just because I believe that anyone can achieve anything if they put their minds to it, I decided to do a quick Google search. The guy is worth 6 million dollars, he also has a wife who looks kind of hot and he has a kid so he definitely succeeded

Funny isn't it that you need to become a millionaire in order to become married (with all it's entailed risks). With the hollowing of the middle class, marriage is only affordable to the upper class. While the lower class breeds bastards as the norm.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

His status will get him a 4/10 foid without too many problems.

 

[Damo the incel]

His status will get him a 4/10 foid without too many problems.

7/10 male who is famous at darts has to settle for 4/10 foid in 2018

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Googled him, he’s the top darts player in the world. Rich and famous. Also married to a Stacy. Dutch so probably at least 6 feet tall. Proof that status works.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/700025/Michael-Van-Gerwen-wife-knighthood-darts

 

[iKillCucks]

teehee it's just hair.
Shave it and man up teehee.

7/10 male who is famous at darts has to settle for 4/10 foid in 2018

 

[Deleted member 10531]

He is literally statusmaxxed though, one of the best darts players ever

No one gives a shit about dart players.

 

[acnescarcel]

honestly would rate him like 6/10 just grow a beard and shave ur head br0

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

wanna bet he has 2L of soda per day

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

ive seen worse

 

[lastchancel]

i saw a guy in his early 20s at the gym with black hair with balding in a similar style (but actually a bit worse) than this

 

[Captvic]

Brutal

 

[Sparrow's Song]

There's no way that guy was 17 in the picture lol. I refuse to believe it. Might be the worst genetics in the world.

Considering he looked 45-50 years old at 17, I'd say his biological clock right now is like 60+ years.

The post should be re title'd Worst Genetics in the world.

You haven't seen me. I was NW6 at 17. Anyway being over six ft tall and white with a symmetrical face and at least average health meant it wasn't over for him. He should have shaved that shit at 16 though ffs. I see guys that look like closes of him every day, the Middle West is filled with these types of dudes, I can't really think of a proper term for it but a slightly fat bald white dude will often instinctively "country bubbamax" or "KingofQueensmax". That being said although a guy who looks like this can sometimes get a fuckable broad, doesn't mean life isn't going to be hell for a majority of guys that look like him. Serious ropefuel to be a baldcel and a high school virgin at the same time, balding and recessed chins in teenage boys should be considered as serious as polio.

 

[Michael15651]

He is literally statusmaxxed though, one of the best darts players ever

 

[Newbie17]

No one gives a shit about dart players.

Cope. If they earn a lot of of money (which best players do), at least their betabuxxed wives "care" for them.

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Cope. If they earn a lot of of money (which best players do), at least their betabuxxed wives "care" for them.

The fact you put those " marks in the front of the care word, shows you don't even believe what you are saying yourself.

 

[Newbie17]

The fact you put those " marks in the front of the care word, shows you don't even believe what you are saying yourself.

OK... Tons of fans around the world. They care for darts players. Everyone who loves watching darts. And believe me, there are millions and millions of them.

While sadly yes... Betabuxxed wives dont really care for their husbands. Especially, their non-good looking ones.

 

[FuckEmAll]

They've been together for 10 years, obviously when he already had high status and money. Probably already had plenty of chad cock when he was still a virgin. He would have been here or roped without statusmax and moneymax.
This guy had to train insane hours every day to be at the top of his game. The foid simply has to exist, don't get fat and apply make-up. Tutorial mode.

 

[Newbie17]

They've been together for 10 years, obviously when he already had high status and money. Probably already had plenty of chad cock when he was still a virgin. He would have been here or roped without statusmax and moneymax.
This guy had to train insane hours every day to be at the top of his game. The foid simply has to exist, don't get fat and apply make-up. Tutorial mode.

High IQ post