RageFuel WOMEN CAN SENSE VIRGINITY/MISOGYNY IF YOU DON'T USE APPLE

[SlayerSlayer]

I ALMOST SMASHED MY PHONE READING THIS ARTICLE:

Sorry, Android users: These iPhone snobs won’t date you

Forget dreamy eyes the color of the ocean. For young daters, the color of text messages is all that matters. When people with iPhones text each other, their messages send in blue speech bubbles. Bu…

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Let's face it. Women want to fuck APPLE users. They will begrudgingly accept an Android user if he's Chad enough, but if you are already teetering on inceldom, it's enough to knock your SMV as much as a patch of zits would. It makes me unbelievably furious how EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING MATTERS in the sexual marketplace, even something mudane as buying a phone can have life-altering consequences. Let's compare Apple user stereotypes versus Android user stereotypes:

ANDROID USER
-nerdy beta male autist hermit
-virgins
-awkward/quiet
-likely to shoot up a school
-they probably built their own gaming PC
-either plays complex strategy games women would not understand, or violent FPS games
-cheap/shitty tipper/ haggles over pennies
-boring/ overly resourceful
-pirates everything
-porn addict
-misogynistic
-less likely to be liberal
-more controlling
-too into math or boring philosophy by OLD HUUWHITE MEN
- listens to shitty metal music
-does not care or keep up with the times
-into esports
-unfashionable
-has shitty taste in food and fashion
-overly technical/ concerned with minutiae/ cannot see the larger picture
-lives in fear
-drives a shitty car
-low self-esteem
-overly concerned with logic and morality

IPHONE USER
-liberal/progressive
-listens to shitty popular music unironically
-alpha
-generous
-YOLO
-tongue piercing/ tattoos
-has social skills
-can dance
-knows how to treat a QUEEN
-exercises/cares about his body and is comfortable with their looks
-fashionable
-NT as fuck
-is a luddite in a good way, they waste less time with the technical shit, and more time living the lifestyle they want to live
-expressive
-travels
-has a social media presence
-HAS A SEX LIFE

 

[guaucel]

lookism troll tier thread

 

[Unhappy-Man]

Android user, you almost doxxed me with that list

 

[Irredeemable]

Brutal phonepill.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Android mogs Apple too hard tho. APPLE SUCKS.
if i had an iphone i would install android in it if i could.

 

[jerrycan dan]

this is just an excuse to filter out subhumans
android chad slays apple pussy

 

[loserkarthusplayer]

Fuckk this competition is gonna kill me

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

I'm not likely to shoot up a school why does everyone keep saying that

 

[Animecel2D]

What happens if you don’t even have a phone

 

[SlayerSlayer]

What happens if you don’t even have a phone

It never began

 

[Monk of Failure]

I'm not likely to shoot up a school why does everyone keep saying that

You can do SEAmaxxing

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

The phonebrandpill threads are hilarious tbh.

 

[Rambocel]

Fuck Apple. I will never buy their exclusive shiny overpriced, underpowered shit. I can't wait for the day their bullshit strategy falls back on them and they go out of business.

Am I a loyal Android supporter? No. But it's more flexible than Apple for the time being. Fuck them.

 

[FinnCel]

These women need to be sentenced for life

 

[Deleted member 23656]

i support Huawei because it's not American and they hate it. Also it's killing iPhones massive sales in China which is one of apples biggest markets.

Real talk though. I used to use iPhone but I switched to android. I just don't see how you can use apple when your limited in both apps and software that are compatible with it.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

i support Huawei because it's not American and they hate it. Also it's killing iPhones massive sales in China which is one of apples biggest markets.

Real talk though. I used to use iPhone but I switched to android. I just don't see how you can use apple when your limited in both apps and software that are compatible with it.

Huawei should be the incel phone of choice.

 

[Monk of Failure]

@SlayerSlayer, what if you're symbian user?

Huh?

Ya white skinned guy, so possible

 

[SlayerSlayer]

@SlayerSlayer, what if you're symbian user?

Ya white skinned guy, so possible

it never began

 

[Monk of Failure]

it never began

I dearly miss symbian.

 

[FuckEmAll]

Iphones were hot shit 10 years ago, but only a complete fucking moron would still buy an iPhone in 2020. Obviously they are most popular with women.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Ofc they care about that, it equals to status most of times.

Over for androidcels tho.

 

[Deleted member 23656]

Huawei should be the incel phone of choice.

Huawei is used by ricecels and currycels
Has strong specs but not too expensive.
Hated by Americans for not being one of them
Hated for supposedly tracking user data when apple and Android do the same but they're chads so it's ok.
Badly misrepresented by the media and has a poor reputation

Sounds like us all right.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Huawei is used by ricecels and currycels
Has strong specs but not too expensive.
Hated by Americans for not being one of them
Hated for supposedly tracking user data when apple and Android do the same but they're chads so it's ok.
Badly misrepresented by the media and has a poor reputation

Sounds like us all right.

What the fuck can China do with my data, and how will that affect me AS AN INDIVIDUAL? If the USA and China both track me, it's 99% more likely the USA will fuck me over, speaking as a Murican.

 

[Lame Dude]

Apple products are veblen goods. They signify excess wealth (Look at me I can survive despite wasting money) Similar to supreme, or gucci. Important especially for asians.

A kidney for an iphone suddenly doesnt look so bad.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Apple products are veblen goods. They signify excess wealth (Look at me I can survive despite wasting money) Similar to supreme, or gucci. Important especially for asians.

A kidney for an iphone suddenly doesnt look so bad.

ITS SO FUCKING STUPID. Most apple users buy it just to fit in, there's nothing "alpha" about it. It's just more insiduous corporate branding invading our life outcomes.

 

[Joker]

I have an iphone and am still an incel.
that being said, the phonepill is a legit thing though. foids have this strange hatred towards andriod users.

 

[Shigechi]

Foids are very susceptible to marketing and worship of brands and corporations.

 

[Deleted member 22219]

The phonebrandpill threads are hilarious tbh.

What happens if you don’t even have a phone

I guess you become a sigma male who is beyond reach of regular means and whose everyday life is unhindered by online thottery
You can truly live in peace
I also don't have a phone

 

[Deleted member 23656]

Apple products are veblen goods. They signify excess wealth (Look at me I can survive despite wasting money) Similar to supreme, or gucci. Important especially for asians.

A kidney for an iphone suddenly doesnt look so bad.

It's pretty stupid because an iPhone loses 50% of its value after just one year when a new model comes out and I'm being generous. Selling your kidney for something worthless in 12 months is the epitome of no long term thinking.

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

brb selling my kidney

 

[SlayerSlayer]

It's pretty stupid because an iPhone loses 50% of its value after just one year when a new model comes out and I'm being generous. Selling your kidney for something worthless in 12 months is the epitome of no long term thinking.

This is what happens when rices don't act like rices. It catches up to them.

 

[Lame Dude]

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I just mean that I can understand why somebody would do that. Still its silly imo.

Alpha fish swim at the outer edges of the fish horde when they migrate. They swim closer to predators to impress females. Betas try to mimic the same behaviour, but their genetics arent as good, so they end up getting eaten.

 

[Deleted member 21227]

Fuck Apple. I will never buy their exclusive shiny overpriced, underpowered shit. I can't wait for the day their bullshit strategy falls back on them and they go out of business.

Am I a loyal Android supporter? No. But it's more flexible than Apple for the time being. Fuck them.

FUCK APPLE. Shit phones for shit brains

 

[jerrycan dan]

I'm not likely to shoot up a school why does everyone keep saying that

 

[zangano1]

Iphones are faggotry

 

[Sexdoll Pioneer]

Sorry, Android users: These iPhone snobs won’t date you

Forget dreamy eyes the color of the ocean. For young daters, the color of text messages is all that matters. When people with iPhones text each other, their messages send in blue speech bubbles. Bu…

nypost.com

Thankfully, this type of peer pressure is confined to liberal cities/suburbs and is almost nonexistent in Rural America where no one gives a shit what kind of phone you own.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

 

[Hate_my_life]

Android user, you almost doxxed me with that list

Tbh although I built my own laptop as I dont have space for a pc.

Also no longer a slave to pornography.

 

[DarthSpectra]

Lol, Chad will slay with a Nokia 6500. You can have an IPhone 11 pro as an incel and no one will even notice you...

 

[Comfycel]

Fuck apple and fuck this Jewish propaganda to consoom shitty overpriced products.

 

[builderseed]

fancy iphone advertisement
"buy an iphone or else ur a virgin lol"

 

[Deleted member 17749]

I have both an iPhone and MacBook Pro and I’m still incel

 

[Deleted member 140]

Cope Chad could use the obsolete Windows phone OS and still slay

 

[Speedloader]

Meanwhile it’s looksmatch roped long ago

 

[ionlycopenow]

Apples marketing is amazing. They managed to LITERALLY hijack the market and make their competition look like literal virgins for having their products. Amazing.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Bro I got bullied in school for using a nexus 4 while all the other faggot kids had the iphone 5 to this day I am using droid though. I cannot afford iphone

I still remember them mocking me for being poor and a loser

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

Let's face it. Women want to fuck APPLE users.

maybe I’ll just show girls my iPhone 8 Plus and airpods to get laid theory

 

[Deleted member 20811]

iPhone user = NormalFaggot NPC

 

[Deleted member 6470]

They don't want "fuck" apple users. As someone else said, it's plain simple marketing and it's working pretty well.

https://incels.is/threads/why-incels-should-never-use-iphones.155379/

 

[The_Unknown]

apple is for soy fags who think they are cool for buying the same shitty phone each year