Serious Women ARE, in fact, slot machines

[SlayerSlayer]

They are slot machines in the sense that you gamble time and money with them for a slight hope that you will hit jackpot. And yes, you do indeed play with "nice" or "effort" tokens. What other currency is there?

If you loose one slot machine, you either keep wasting your fucking tokens that you bought from the greedy (((casino))), or you try a different slot machine. Either way, you gamble till you are either broke, or smartened up to realize that gambling is for hedonistic fools in the first place.

I take it back there is a different token aside from "nice" or "effort" tokens. It's a cheat token though: it's called CHAD GENETICS- hits jackpot everytime. The casino photoops whenever HE wins, he's in on the racket, as because the casino wanted him to win for marketing purposes, to get suckers like us to buy more of the useless "effort" tokens and waste our time and resources away on these ungiving machines of deception.

 

[deathsh+rt]

A very accurate description.

 

[TheIncelRepublic]

A very high IQ observation. Very well done brocel!

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Yeah but you can only play if you have at least a 5/10 in genetics, anything sub5 and you'll go to jail if you try to play

 

[epillepsy]

They look flashy and enticing on the outside but they've ridden thousands of men.

In Beavis and Butthead Do America, the protagonists were calling the slots sluts, and it was pretty funny.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

High IQ.
Everything is a multi armed bandit optimization problem

 

[SupremeG]

Burn all slot machines (Toilets).

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

They are slot machines in the sense that you gamble time and money with them for a slight hope that you will hit jackpot. And yes, you do indeed play with "nice" or "effort" tokens. What other currency is there?

If you loose one slot machine, you either keep wasting your fucking tokens that you bought from the greedy (((casino))), or you try a different slot machine. Either way, you gamble till you are either broke, or smartened up to realize that gambling is for hedonistic fools in the first place.

I take it back there is a different token aside from "nice" or "effort" tokens. It's a cheat token though: it's called CHAD GENETICS- hits jackpot everytime. The casino photoops whenever HE wins, he's in on the racket, as because the casino wanted him to win for marketing purposes, to get suckers like us to buy more of the useless "effort" tokens and waste our time and resources away on these ungiving machines of deception.

Newtonian IQ

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Women are slot machines where you put looks coins in and sex comes out.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

They look flashy and enticing on the outside but they've ridden thousands of men.

In Beavis and Butthead Do America, the protagonists were calling the slots sluts, and it was pretty funny.

They are also like slot machines in the sense that when you experience them they flash nonsense before your eyes like a blur until it's dead clear you're getting nothing from them.

Burn all slot machines (Toilets).

they might as well put slut machines on toilets

 

[epillepsy]

They are also like slot machines in the sense that when you experience them they flash nonsense before your eyes like a blur until it's dead clear you're getting nothing from them.

And they never stop making noise either.
At least slot machines are governed by the Nevada Gaming Commission so they can't exploit their customers by too much.
There's no similar controls in place for foids.

 

[ilieknothing]

They are also slot machines in the sense that cucks keep putting money and effort in and get nothing while Chad does almost nothing and wins the jackpot.

 

[Ricecel X]

yes they are "slot" "machines"
slot - pucci
machine - automaton, not human

 

[SlayerSlayer]

And they never stop making noise either.
At least slot machines are governed by the Nevada Gaming Commission so they can't exploit their customers by too much.
There's no similar controls in place for foids.

Compulsive gamblers, especially older ones, slowly loose their soul in their addictive relationship with these machines- and it's the saddest sight.

 

[epillepsy]

Compulsive gamblers, especially older ones, slowly loose their soul in their addictive relationship with these machines- and it's the saddest sight.

It's money that they could have passed on to their sons as well.
Can you imagine if your father frittered away your inheritance in this way?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

It's money that they could have passed on to their sons as well.
Can you imagine if your father frittered away your inheritance in this way?

I knew of a foid (not personally) whose surgeon father disinherited her because of some trashy woman he fell in love with said she'd leave him if he didn't

 

[epillepsy]

I knew of a foid (not personally) whose surgeon father disinherited her because of some trashy woman he fell in love with said she'd leave him if he didn't

This slot machine metaphor keeps on being accurate no matter how you look at it.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Burn all slot machines (Toilets).

Like how gambling should be illegal, whores should be illegal, yet it's all legal in vegas