Experiment Will this Tinder strategy work ?

[SchrodingersDick]

Mods please don’t ban me. Not meant to be a brag thread. If this is against the rules, please just delete it.

I’ve never had tinder before. I’m not in a position to be slaying off of it, mostly just want to see how I’d do. I have a pretty decent body. Obviously could be far better with some gymcelling. I’m 5’9” but that don’t matter since I won’t be meeting up with girls anyways . I can post an anglefrauded pic of my face/body obviously wearing a hat to cover my Norwood and that could get girls to stop for a second on my profile.. could putting my dick measurement in my profile be a legit way to get matches and then start spamming my dick to matches? Maybe even a bulge pic on my profile ?

Also, what is required to make a tinder ? Facebook? Can just anyone anonymously sign up ?

Edit: or maybe even just making a MM profile and spamming my dick. Could get the pic out to more girls for feedback

 

[deadman123]

Mods please don’t ban me. Not meant to be a brag thread. If this is against the rules, please just delete it.

I’ve never had tinder before. I’m not in a position to be slaying off of it, mostly just want to see how I’d do. I have a pretty decent body. Obviously could be far better with some gymcelling. I’m 5’9” but that don’t matter since I won’t be meeting up with girls anyways . I can post an anglefrauded pic of my face/body obviously wearing a hat to cover my Norwood and that could get girls to stop for a second on my profile.. could putting my dick measurement in my profile be a legit way to get matches and then start spamming my dick to matches? Maybe even a bulge pic on my profile ?

Also, what is required to make a tinder ? Facebook? Can just anyone anonymously sign up ?

Balding = don't even try unless you have a Warrior skull..

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[Zesto]

Hat is cope.

The old muh dick muhfugga strat.

Go for it but if it works it would be with the worst trash you could imagine. The equivalent of burnt food stuck to the pan.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Balding = don't even try unless you have a Warrior skull..

I’m aware. I wear a hat everywhere. My temples have receded all the way.. top is starting to thin.. I’m taking $500/month worth of hair loss drugs to stop it and it doesn’t look like it’s been getting any worse for the least year.. praying to god this is it.. I’m megadosing setipiprant.. taking more than anyone afaik has taken .. I’ll be getting a hair transplant sometime by the end of this year to cure me of this disease

 

[Kirito]

Balding = don't even try unless you have a Warrior skull..

I have always wondered , What does a warrior skull look like ?

 

[Posh]

I’m aware. I wear a hat everywhere. My temples have receded all the way.. top is starting to thin.. I’m taking $500/month worth of hair loss drugs to stop it and it doesn’t look like it’s been getting any worse for the least year.. praying to god this is it.. I’m megadosing setipiprant.. taking more than anyone afaik has taken .. I’ll be getting a hair transplant sometime by the end of this year to cure me of this disease

hair transplant is no cure
you still need to take the drugs
its not real dense hair btw, just some coverage

 

[SchrodingersDick]

I have always wondered , What does a warrior skull look like ?

hair transplant is no cure
you still need to take the drugs
its not real dense hair btw, just some coverage

3500 grafts should save me.. the top grown out looks decent enough to not need any grafts.. I just need a good hairline.. could be reasonably dense.. I’ve seen the pics of the work this guy in LA has done.. he’s pretty good.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

could putting my dick measurement in my profile be a legit way to get matches and then start spamming my dick to matches? Maybe even a bulge pic on my profile ?

Do not do this; you'll be reported very quickly if you aren't Chad and have your account deleted.

Regarding the rest, you can try frauding, but if you want a true indication of your value to cunts it probably won't satisfy you. Be forewarned too, that I started out thinking that it would be sufficient for me to make an account and see if "anyone at all was even interested" and ended up getting sucked into two months of wasted time. It will never be enough until you consummate, trust me.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Do not do this; you'll be reported very quickly if you aren't Chad and have your account deleted.

Regarding the rest, you can try frauding, but if you want a true indication of your value to cunts, it probably won't satisfy you. Be forewarned too, that I started out thinking that it would be sufficient for me to make an account and see if "anyone at all was even interested" and ended up getting sucked into two months of wasted time. It will never be enough until you consummate, trust me.

I could get banned for putting my dick measurements in my bio? Wtf.. bitches put “no dick under 8 inches” in their bios..

Bulge pic too ? How about a mirror pic in boxers with an erection

 

[BansBandit]

6k a yr for hairloss meds? JFL WHAT?!?

i get 3 months fin for 30 cents LMAO

Dont HT its not worth, just get a hair system if ur JUSTed already, THEY will be able to tell u got a HT unless its a really REALLY good HT

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

hair transplant is no cure
you still need to take the drugs
its not real dense hair btw, just some coverage

Transplant is 50% density max. Only way to have good hair is to get on an effective treatment immediately when the loss starts.

 

[Akira]

I would say yes to including the measurement (if you're proud of it), but don't randomly send pics of your dick wihtout someone asking for it. If you actually want to ascend that is. lol

 

[SchrodingersDick]

6k a yr for hairloss meds? JFL WHAT?!?

i get 3 months fin for 30 cents LMAO

Dont HT its not worth, just get a hair system if ur JUSTed already, THEY will be able to tell u got a HT unless its a really REALLY good HT

The hair transplant will likely cost me around 20 grand.. it’s a really good doctor. I’ve seen his work..

Yeah 6 grand a year on hair loss supps but guess what, this ain’t androgenic.. my dick works fine and I’m not being a soy boy from it.

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I could get banned for putting my dick measurements in my bio? Wtf.. bitches put “no dick under 8 inches” in their bios..

Shouldn't surpirse you that cunts play by a different set of rules. I will say, though, that I never saw a slut mention dick size in all my time swiping. Only a few said something like "I like sex like I like my Instragram filters, doggy".

A few days ago, either my account glitched and I got locked out (I've heard of it happening) or some bitch I was talking to reported me for asking it "are you down to have some fun?" I was reading about people getting reported for even less, too.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Transplant is 50% density max. Only way to have good hair is to get on an effective treatment immediately when the loss starts.

My nigga the loss started when I was 17 .. impossible to have saved myself .

Some doctors can get like 150% density.. watch the videos of them doing ultra dense transplants.. it’s crazy

Shouldn't surpirse you that cunts play by a different set of rules. I will say, though, that I never saw a slut mention dick size in all my time swiping. Only a few said something like "I like sex like I like my Instragram filters, doggy".

A few days ago, either my account glitched and I got locked out (I've heard of it happening) or some bitch I was talking to reported me for asking it "are you down to have some fun?" I was reading about people getting reported for even less, too.

Jesus.. it’s more fucked than I thought

What’s kinda height requirements have you seen ?

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

My nigga the loss started when I was 17 .. impossible to have saved myself .

Some doctors can get like 150% density.. watch the videos of them doing ultra dense transplants.. it’s crazy

The higher the density the higher the risk of graft failure. Most pros only do 50 FUE/cm2. This is at most half of normal density.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

The higher the density the higher the risk of graft failure. Most pros only do 50 FUE/cm2. This is at most half of normal density.

I thought normal density was around 70/cm2

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Jesus.. it’s more fucked than I thought

What’s kinda height requirements have you seen ?

Nothing too crazy, mostly "I'm 5'4"-5'7" so swipe left if you're shorter!" These are just their stated criteria though - you don't know how harshly they filter behind the curtain.

 

[BansBandit]

The hair transplant will likely cost me around 20 grand.. it’s a really good doctor. I’ve seen his work..

Yeah 6 grand a year on hair loss supps but guess what, this ain’t androgenic.. my dick works fine and I’m not being a soy boy from it.

Fin sides only hit like .3% of users, and what’s the point in having a working dick if you cant put it in stacy?