Serious Will it be easier for me to get laid if I join Islam?

[tehgymcel420]

I used to be Christian, but I don't believe in that sort of thing anymore. But there is a mosque next to my parent's house and I was thinking about joining their side. Firstly, Muslims get to wear these goofy caps, my hair is so ugly that I'd probably go up 2 psl point if I wore one of these.

Also, females want an alpha man to protect them from wild animals and evil men, they also need someone to discipline them every now and then. Muslims seem to be very alpha.

And finally, I want to try to find a niqabi wife. I know that all females are whores who are only attracted to white men, but there must be a faithful virgin niqabi somewhere.

Do you think becoming a Muslim is a good idea? Even though my Christian family will try to have me killed if I do?

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Doesn’t matter unless you can get arranged marriages. Your looks should cancel out any benefit.

 

[Robtical]

I think it's worth it for a virgin wife, and the mosque will back you up if you beat her.

 

[torujo]

cant you find a virgin christian wife in ur church?

 

[tehgymcel420]

cant you find a virgin christian wife in ur church?

Maybe, but Muslims are so much more alpha than the Egyptian Christians.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Maybe, but Muslims are so much more alpha than the Egyptian Christians.

Is there even a large majority/minority of Egyptian Christians? Just wondering.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Is there even a large majority/minority of Egyptian Christians? Just wondering.

Like 10-15% of Egypt is Christian.

 

[grayjedi90]

I used to be Christian, but I don't believe in that sort of thing anymore. But there is a mosque next to my parent's house and I was thinking about joining their side. Firstly, Muslims get to wear these goofy caps, my hair is so ugly that I'd probably go up 2 psl point if I wore one of these.

Also, females want an alpha man to protect them from wild animals and evil men, they also need someone to discipline them every now and then. Muslims seem to be very alpha.

And finally, I want to try to find a niqabi wife. I know that all females are whores who are only attracted to white men, but there must be a faithful virgin niqabi somewhere.

Do you think becoming a Muslim is a good idea? Even though my Christian family will try to have me killed if I do?

Nah they will just try to convince you to do some suicide bombing with the promise that you will get your 72 virgins in heaven. You will do it and after death you realize they didn't say you would get female virgins xD

 

[tehgymcel420]

they didn't say you would get female virgins

Male virgins? Will I get to spend eternity with Elliot Rodger and Blackops2cel?

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Male virgins? Will I get to spend eternity with Elliot Rodger and Blackops2cel?

 

[Tellem--T]

Yes, convert now but you have to be true Muslim that follows the guidelines of Islam, and also have a stable job and you will have a hoejabi

 

[satoshisacuck]

Do it, but do it for God.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Do it, but do it for God.

Well, I don't actually believe in god. Should I just pretend?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Join ISIS.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Join ISIS.

What will that accomplish?

 

[tehgymcel420]

@randomguy1235 Is this a good idea? Would it work for a man who looks like this?

 

[randomguy1235]

@randomguy1235 Is this a good idea? Would it work for a man who looks like this?

I'm atheist, but I'll oblige. It's not so much converting to Islam, but rather coming from a cultural background that facilitates arranged/organized meetups between both genders. You see this more often from third worlders because the relationship is predicated on the man being the beta bux, handsome or otherwise; the priorities of, say, the average Egyptian is radically different than that of the average Japanese because of the abject poverty in Egypt vs the relative financial stability and astronomically higher standard of living in Japan.

Case in point: As we see all too often, femoids raised in the West, regardless of their race, religion, etc tend to be promiscuous (or at least more so than the average man). And yes, that guy is somewhat average looking so he'd be able to find someone.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

Join IS as a Christian Ambassador and say you will support their way of life to the Western Media in return for giving you captured Christian female slaves.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Join IS as a Christian Ambassador and say you will support their way of life to the Western Media in return for giving you captured Christian female slaves.

I don't think IS has any Christian Ambassadors.

 

[Panda]

youre wife is going to be ape like

 

[Deleted member 1617]

I don't think IS has any Christian Ambassadors.

you could be the first one. christians are allowed in a shariah state, as long as they pay the jizya tax or enlist in the islamic armies

 

[tehgymcel420]

you could be the first one. christians are allowed in a shariah state, as long as they pay the jizya tax or enlist in the islamic armies

You know this is what they do to Christians, right?

 

[tehgymcel420]

youre wife is going to be ape like

Cope, there are attractive Muslim females.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

youre wife is going to be ape like

better an ugly virgin than a roastie who has had 100 dicks up her roast beef