Will incels be rewarded in heaven/the afterlife?

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If heaven or the afterlife exists, are we going to be rewarded for our sexual abstinence?
 
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Rewarded for what, surviving?
 
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Punish on earth. Punish in hell.
 
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Manletmancer said:
Is theology a coping mechanism?
belief in heaven is
 
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Notgoingtomakeit said:
Punish on earth. Punish in hell.
What if we're already in hell
 
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The only reward god should give is an asteroid straight to the degenarate west.
 
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Manletmancer said:
What if we're already in hell
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The only reward god should give is an asteroid straight to the degenarate west.
The western influence has spread just look at the Japancels.
 
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voiceoftreason said:
The only reward god should give is an asteroid straight to the degenarate west.
Let's not pretend eastern europe or south america are much better. worse arguably, there's prostitutes everywhere.
 
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For Christinanity you have to believe in God, accept him as your savior, follow the ten commandments, repent your sins, and worship God daily. You wont be compensated for inceldom if you reject your lord and saviors teachings
 
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Nautica1983 said:
For Christinanity you have to believe in God, accept him as your savior, follow the ten commandments, repent your sins, and worship God daily. You wont be compensated for inceldom if you reject your lord and saviors teachings
Okay but how is christianity more valid than other religions
 
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Manletmancer said:
Okay but how is christianity more valid than other religions

I only mentioned it because that's the one my parents raised me to believe in so it's the one I'm most familiar with. I've also seen proof of God on multiple occasions.
 
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Idk man. But according to some religions, perhaps we'd be condemned to Hell for any of the following reasons:
  1. Searching porn to cope (Haram/adultery/etc)
  2. Hating our looks (we're created by God which means that we hate His glorious creation)
  3. Suicidal thoughts (no gratitude of being given life by God)
  4. LDAR (sloth/no good karma produced/not being productive which means we waste our times and life)

Hopefully we're forgiven. Cause JFL if we're getting burn in the afterlife for these reasons with Chads and Stacies. They're condemned for committing degeneracy while we're condemned for coping
 
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Imagine being such a cocksucker to God that you pretend to be all "ohh I love your glorius creation"
Le gods=gods
 
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If that thought gets you through the day then... uhhh yeah sure.
 
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Our copes like pornography and drugs is a guaranteed trip to hell.
We are selfish creatures too.

Hell is for incels

Heaven is for chads

It's over
 
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Religion(cope) & blackpill(science) are incompatible
 
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No man.

If you believe this, your cope levels are off the scale.
 
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Valiant Virgin said:
No man.

If you believe this, your cope levels are off the scale.
I'm desperate for meaning
 
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Heaven is the world's oldest cope
 
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KonchoTOTO said:
Heaven is the world's oldest cope
I suppose that's true, but every culture in the history of mankind has believed it so there must be some merit to it.
 
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Manletmancer said:
I suppose that's true, but every culture in the history of mankind has believed it so there must be some merit to it.
Jews ad hindos don't. it's always been a cope. no merit
 
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KonchoTOTO said:
Jews ad hindos don't. it's always been a cope. no merit
Jews do believe in heaven, infact they believe their heaven is a million times more blissful than gentile heaven
 
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heaven is gigacope.
.>i'm gonna be rewarded for my life of suffering after i dies, right?
just lol tbh
 
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Manletmancer said:
Jews do believe in heaven, infact they believe their heaven is a million times more blissful than gentile heaven
judiasm actually very ambiguous about afterlife. But if you ask the average jew they'll tell you there is no afterlife
 
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KonchoTOTO said:
judiasm actually very ambiguous about afterlife. But if you ask the average jew they'll tell you there is no afterlife
Because most modern jews are actually atheist
 
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Probably not. If anything God and Jesus will be Chad's who would look down on us with disdain.
 
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StoicNihilist said:
Probably not. If anything God and Jesus will be Chad's who would look down on us with disdain.
I don't think so. Jesus was described as extremely average or even below average in physical appearance. Also God supposedly created all men so I don't think he would hate us or prefer Chads over us, we are all equal in his eyes. He probably despises the vanity of thots and Chads.
 
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Manletmancer said:
I don't think so. Jesus was described as extremely average or even below average in physical appearance. Also God supposedly created all men so I don't think he would hate us or prefer Chads over us, we are all equal in his eyes. He probably despises the vanity of thots and Chads.

I'm not religious, so that may bias me a bit.
 
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StoicNihilist said:
I'm not religious, so that may bias me a bit.
Neither am I, but don't say misinformed stuff
 
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I only mentioned it because that's the one my parents raised me to believe in so it's the one I'm most familiar with. I've also seen proof of God on multiple occasions.
Chad is a son of God. We are children of Satan, doomed to walk the earth as ugly men. When we die, we will burn in hell. When you pray to your sky daddy, it's an insult to him because you're ugly spawn of Satan. When you praise God it's the same as saying "Fuck you God, cocksucking faggot", or "Burn in hell God".

John 6:27 “Do not labor for the food if thou art ugly, for good food is for the Son of God, Chaddus. For on him God the Father has set his seal.”
 
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Chad is a son of God. We are children of Satan, doomed to walk the earth as ugly men. When we die, we will burn in hell. When you pray to your sky daddy, it's an insult to him because you're ugly spawn of Satan. When you praise God it's the same as saying "Fuck you God, cocksucking faggot", or "Burn in hell God".

John 6:27 “Do not labor for the food if thou art ugly, for good food is for the Son of God, Chaddus. For on him God the Father has set his seal.”
The bible literally contradicts you though. Jesus was unattractive for his time. Judas was handsome. God doesn't care about physical appearance, but what lies within the individual soul.
 
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JFL, there is no afterlife and even if there was why the hell would we be rewarded for being genetic dead ends
Because spirituality doesn't care about genetics. Being a good person (and most of us are, deep down) is what matters.
 
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Because spirituality doesn't care about genetics. Being a good person (and most of us are, deep down) is what matters.
Kek, that’s like saying I shouldn’t be jailed for attempted murder because I didn’t finish the job. Genetics is what put our in this position, we (not counting the fakecels, volcels, and failed normies that hang around here) aren’t virgins due to the lack of trying and no, many of us are not “good people”
 
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Manletmancer said:
Is theology a coping mechanism?

It's ironic that Roosh turned to Jesus because he couldn't handle the blackpills of the smartphone era. He only sold "Game" to make a living, but he knew it was only a slight booster for Chads only.
 
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Jesus will take his believers (incels among them) in the rapture (which will happen very soon), and after the 7 years tribulation we willcome back to new earth as turbogigachads. Just dont take the mark of the beast from barack obama( has many similarities to the man of sin).
 
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Jesus will take his believers (incels among them) in the rapture (which will happen very soon), and after the 7 years tribulation we willcome back to new earth as turbogigachads. Just dont take the mark of the beast from barack obama( has many similarities to the man of sin).
Can you elaborate on the mark? I am greatly interested in this. I keep trying to find purpose in my life through Jesus but am unable to commit to him. I want a sense of purpose in life but it's hard when science disproves religion so effortlessly.
 
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sure thing br0 we will be rewarded with 40 virgins incels are gods chosen people
jfl its over we are dead already this is our punishment
 
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AutisticCopecel said:
sure thing br0 we will be rewarded with 40 virgins incels are gods chosen people
jfl its over we are dead already this is our punishment
That's a muslim thing lol
 
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Either that or have the others punished, otherwise there exists no fair God.
 
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Either that or have the others punished, otherwise there exists no fair God.
Fairness is a human concept, it doesnt exist in nature
 
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Manletmancer said:
Can you elaborate on the mark? I am greatly interested in this. I keep trying to find purpose in my life through Jesus but am unable to commit to him. I want a sense of purpose in life but it's hard when science disproves religion so effortlessly.
The easiest way to know for sure that god exist nowdays is to find out that lucifer rules the world. You should start watching youtube videos about the topics: freemasons, new world order and where their ideology come from, alester crowley( wrote books about sacrificing children and his daugther is married to former us president +is on a cover of beatels album), skull and bones( a secret society that let 15 new members a year to join yet 3 american presidents and many more important ppl were apart of skull of bones)-btw they drink human blood from a human skull at their ceremony u can find ictures online of bush and other member with human skull.
Also u should watch very few videos about jewish talmud (extreme pedophile idelogy) and kabblah (witchcraft book thats y britney spears and madona study it), and u will find out about the fake jews the book of reveltion mentioned (those who say they r jews but r not).

Youtube channels will help understand satan rules the world like "a call for an uprising".
 
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Manletmancer said:
Fairness is a human concept, it doesnt exist in nature
I know, but I just said that if God exists either we would have to be awarded or them punished, otherwise there would be no justice. If you don't want to take the risk of leaving the world cucked and then finding out there is no justice afterwards you could always take the matter into your own hands here.
 
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As for the mark of the beast it will probably be some kind of an electronic chip that if u dont have one in ur body u wont be able to buy food. The company behind it will be google (their symbol is made out of 3 6s), and the chip will be using 5g network since it has the power to change dna and make u not human anymore.
 
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copetillirope said:
As for the mark of the beast it will probably be some kind of an electronic chip that if u dont have one in ur body u wont be able to buy food. The company behind it will be google (their symbol is made out of 3 6s), and the chip will be using 5g network since it has the power to change dna and make u not human anymore.
Oh good, I was worried that I may unknowingly possess the mark. I'm sure there will be resistance against this technology, how do you imagine they are going to implement it?
 

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