Serious Why would you go to a strip club?

[SlayerSlayer]

I don't see the point. It just seems embarrassing for everyone involved. Are you even supposed to have a boner while they strip? It just seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Why would I want to have a boner in public? There's no point in having a boner if you aren't gonna get off in private. It seems like an incredible waste of money to spend it on a woman so that they would take off their clothes, put on glitter, and dance. I don't care if a sexy ho in a gstring is dancing. All dancing is gay. It almost seems as though you are spending money to support a foid's dance talent.

While some hedge fund fatcat donates to the New York Ballet, it's laughable to think of some blue collar joe, also being a patron of dance. You might as well spend that money on a Broadway production of Les Miserables.

 

[Indari]

you can get them to do stuff in private if you give them more money

 

[Dropbox]

Been once.

Grabbed the girls ass on stage.

Didn't get kicked out.

3/10 wouldn't go again

 

[StaroRavager]

If you want to see naked foids who you can’t fuck, just watch porn. It’s free and takes no effort

 

[NEETard]

If you want to see naked foids who you can’t fuck, just watch porn. It’s free and takes no effort

The girls at the strip club are real and not just pixels on a 2d screen

 

[StaroRavager]

The girls at the strip club are real and not just pixels on a 2d screen

And? At that point you might as well get a hooker. If I’m going that far I’m going to get something more than an unattended boner for my trouble

 

[NEETard]

And? At that point you might as well get a hooker. If I’m going that far I’m going to get something more than an unattended boner for my trouble

Hooker cost a lot of money for a short period of time

 

[StaroRavager]

Hooker cost a lot of money for a short period of time

Then just watch porn there is no best of both worlds in this scenario. Either you get nothing or you get something, so you might as well get something for free

 

[NEETard]

Then just watch porn there is no best of both worlds in this scenario. Either you get nothing or you get something, so you might as well get something for free

Strip club has free entrance

 

[StaroRavager]

Strip club has free entrance

Ignoring the overhead cost and assuming you spend no money there what have you actually gained from doing this

 

[NEETard]

Ignoring the overhead cost and assuming you spend no money there what have you actually gained from doing this

You get to look at naked girls

 

[StaroRavager]

You get to look at naked girls

Are you saying that you couldn’t do that at home and spend 0 money and 0 effort

 

[NEETard]

Are you saying that you couldn’t do that at home and spend 0 money and 0 effort

3d naked girls not pixels on a screen

 

[StaroRavager]

3d naked girls not pixels on a screen

And?

 

[NEETard]

And?

The real thing is better to look at

 

[StaroRavager]

The real thing is better to look at

The cost benefit ratio isn’t skewed in your favor. With porn or hookers there is at least a tangible benefit with the hooker option varying in cost and benefit. In a strip club you’ll have to get up, drive to the club, and more likely than not pay an entrance fee just to look at a naked foid who you will have 0 physical interaction with

 

[Guest2]

Strip clubs are de facto brothels.

 

[Insomniac]

 

[seija]

Strip clubs are most cucked thing you could possibly go to, even if you do pay a foid extra to give you a handjob or a blowjob she'll either do the same to Chad for for free and if Chad pays, she'll give him a "special discount".