TeeHee Why would a woman marry her dog?

[Deleted member 1060]

The link to the article:

Why would a woman marry her dog?

Elizabeth Hoad and her dog, Logan, tied the knot live on This Morning earlier this week – and they’re not the first to do so

www.theguardian.com

I came up with couple of justifications from a generic western foid's view-point, it's in the poll.

If you have other ideas, please share.

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[Deleted member 6018]

Because women are fucking disgusting and would rather fuck a dog than an orbiter

 

[Deleted member 19756]

They want control over a helpless pupper. They want to sexually abuse him.

 

[Microsoft Excel]

Attentioun it is a time to be prougressive and different and rebel but still under safe brainwashed containment make you think you're thinking for yourself

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Attentioun it is a time to be prougressive and different and rebel but still under safe brainwashed containment make you think you're thinking for yourself

Alien Microsoft Excel level IQ post.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

"My wife's bull sent me this..."

 

[78980n]

#WhiteGirlsFuckDogs

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[tehgymcel420]

"My wife's bull sent me this..."
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When your wife's bull uses your Nintendo Switch as a chew toy.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

When your wife's bull uses your Nintendo Switch as a chew toy.

Foids pick dog turds off their carpets... They should be licking streetshits freshly deposited by currycels...

 

[BlkPillPres]

This has to be on purpose, no way the writer wasn't aware of something so obvious

 

[Deleted member 1060]

"My wife's bull sent me this..."
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based.

When your wife's bull uses your Nintendo Switch as a chew toy.

high IQ

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This has to be on purpose, no way the writer wasn't aware of something so obvious

Damn, I did not see that.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

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This has to be on purpose, no way the writer wasn't aware of something so obvious

Must have been a BDK...

 

[Cro magnon]

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This has to be on purpose, no way the writer wasn't aware of something so obvious

Jfl i was literally about to ask if i was the only one who noticed that

 

[Legato]

Even rex thunderknot gets more pussy than us. We're going to die a virgin, yet this dog has been slaying foid pussy for awhile now. Just FML.

 

[The Abyss]

I have a theory foids are really into dogs because of the forwards facial growth a mutt has. They don't all fuck them but look at how much females love dogs.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Because women are fucking disgusting and would rather fuck a dog than an orbiter

 

[truthpill]

All foids are degenerate whores and would rather fuck a dog than to be with a lonely man, there is no such thing as a good girl, a good girl is simply a foid who has not embraced her true nature

 

[Deleted member 20207]

When your wife's bull uses your Nintendo Switch as a chew toy.

 

[horseshoe]

I have a theory foids are really into dogs because of the forwards facial growth a mutt has. They don't all fuck them but look at how much females love dogs.

And dogs are on the negative end of the Norwood scale.

 

[AntiPain]

because she's a degenerate retard

 

[Emba]

They enjoy picking up the shit from their "furry curry!"

 

[Deleted member 1060]

They don't all fuck them but look at how much females love dogs.

They don't all because fucking dog is still a taboo in the society, once it's lifted, all of them will start fucking dogs from the next day. Just like it's been already done with faggotry.

 

[needsolution]

because they are fucking degenerate and using dogs for their fucking own good.