You may have noticed that with some chairs, there is a space between the backrest and the seat. Why?
Well, to understand this you need to look back to the Great Incel War of 1688, as it explains the chair gap and the creation of rabies.
In Serbia, an ex-prisoner sired a blue-eyed boy. His name was St Blackops2, and an old sage prophesied that he would one day command a legion against the devious succubi. The father was a drunkard and a lustful man, and he fed his son figs and grass while he had his fill of the local women. Consequently, St Blackops2 grew malnutrition, and he became the world's first manlet. As punishment for his wickedness, Wolfish the terrible cursed the Serbian ex-prisoner to forever be followed by the dastardly Nosoi demons who afflicted him with various illnesses, including the first case of the Lyssavirus, commonly known as rabies. Awoooo!
Loathing his diseased father, St Blackops2 set off to make a life for himself. He settled in what is known today as the Jinping District of China. Alas, when the pearly moonlit fell over him during the autumnal equinox, strange vibrations occurred in his blood. Molecules connected in unexpected ways and he woke up one day to discover he was hideous and had a tail! Wherever he went, this is what women would say:
- Begone foul cretin!
- Is there no nobleman to rid us of this Rougarou?!
- Why I've never felt my nether region grow so arid!
Around the world, these events have largely been forgotten. However, a few wizards remember the calamities of yesteryear. Hence when they make chairs , they leave a gap for the tail to remind other wizards around the world that St Blackops2 will return.
Have faith ye incel. Our tailed savior will come. Then we will cum.
