Venting Why the fuck do barbers always fuck up your haircut

[jackhanma]

I am not even exaggerating when I say that I have genuinely never, and I mean never, been satisfied with a haircut I've gotten. Its never what I asked for, and most of all, its always way too fucking short. Motherfucker I asked for 1-2cm above eyebrow level, not 1-2cm left over
I always ask him to leave the top longer, and he always cuts it too short, but this time man I look like my fucking dad cut my hair or something, I also asked for a fade, only to recieve not a single fucking fade anywhere on my head.
But idk maybe this is because of only balkan/turkish barbers where I live are they better in america? I always see americans with amazing hair and it makes me so fucking mad because I would at least look presentable if i could get a real haircut...
TLDR execute barbers

 

[THE TRUE SIGMA]

1. Shitty barber

2. Every cut looks shit on incels anyway

 

[ItsovERfucks]

I always just go with a buzzcut.

 

[ItsovERfucks]

2. Every cut looks shit on incels anyway

 

[The Darkcel]

Learn to cut / shave your own head, that's what I did. I haven't stepped into a barber in years. Fuck that noise. Bitches never spoke to me while cutting my hair and expected a 20% tip over an already $20? Nah... fuck that.

 

[Pancakecel]

I always just go with a buzzcut.

Same, hair makes no difference to my face

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

Most of barbers are beginner levels/shitty, but fuck up their clients hair is brutal.

 

[jackhanma]

2. Every cut looks shit on incels anyway

yeah but mid length fluffy hair at least looks NT I just look like a fucking skinhead now

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

dk i can't remember the last time i went to the barbers

 

[beanercel]

Garbage barbers tbh

 

[der_komische]

i havent been at a barber since january 2020. My mom cuts my hair

 

[Lurkercel0]

Go to a stylist if you have the money, hairfrauding is lifefuel. Inb4 “cope”.

 

[Grodd]

2. Every cut looks shit on incels anyway

 

[autisticmanchild]

We have subhuman headshapes they dont know how to cut properly

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I swear to god, barbers dont fucking care if you are ugly, they just want you to pay them and get the fuck out like a fucking whore. AND TO TIP ON TOP OF THAT. DO YOU ESCORTCELLS TIP WHORES??? There's no point in polishing a turd. You KNOW, you CAN TELL they phone it in, in ways they never phone it in for Chads and chadlites

 

[Evangelioncel]

Lol nigga your barber is probably just ass. I had a great haircut when I was in Manila a while ago.

 

[Seahorsecel]

1. Shitty barber

2. Every cut looks shit on incels anyway

Brutal hairpill

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Incel trait: no hair so nobody can even fuck up your haircut

 

[Dusk]

Learn to cut / shave your own head, that's what I did. I haven't stepped into a barber in years. Fuck that noise. Bitches never spoke to me while cutting my hair and expected a 20% tip over an already $20? Nah... fuck that.

Did you use any guides/tutorials to do this? How would one go about cutting their own hair?

 

[The Darkcel]

Did you use any guides/tutorials to do this? How would one go about cutting their own hair?

Just buy a pair of clippers / scissors and style your hair the way you want it. Lucky for us guys (most of us), shaving your head is probably the best bet, since it's easier and saves you money in the long run.

 

[Corvus]

You need to go to one who takes pride in his work, not some commercial wagie slave barber who gets paid minimum wage.

I always had this problem until I found some italian guy who loved his work. I cut my own hair now since I moved away though.

Dont let foids cut your hair. wtf