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Why is the new Sonic in the Sonic movie so sub human?

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Fuckcel

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Is this to appeal to incels? Is sonic going to ER? Will he rope? Will he get cucked by stacey? So many questions left unanswered after watching the trailer.
 
FwHR mogs everyone here

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They are changing the design because it is so shit.
 
They don't like him because he's a wristlet with an upturned nose, less hair and has prey eyes. It's truly over for sonicels.
 
They don't like him because he's a wristlet with an upturned nose, less hair and has prey eyes. It's truly over for sonicels.
Cope. New sonic = slayer.

Slayer brows

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Protruding cheekbones

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Green eyes halo

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PCT

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Wide palate slayer

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Because it's made by ppl that don't even know wtf a sanic is.
 
Take the sonicpill. If you have played Sonic The Hedgehog, you're probably an incel. It's truly an incel game.
 
I think they are changing him.
 
Cope. New sonic = slayer.

Slayer brows

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Protruding cheekbones

111934


Green eyes halo

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PCT

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Wide palate slayer

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Mogs me to hell and back
Take the hedgehogpill
 
There's nothing wrong with him. He looks cute and charismatic.

But the current looks threshold is set so fucking high that even an autist's videogame character must look like a gigachad.

I was going to watch the movie but I'll boycott it now.
 
Take the sonicpill. If you have played Sonic The Hedgehog, you're probably an incel. It's truly an incel game.
Only if you beat the first 2 Sonics to the end in original games without saving, everyone has at least tried them but few can finish
 
Idk but this thread is fucking hilarious holy shit u made me spit out my breakfast
 
Gotta go fast and zap to the extreme boyo
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Chili dogs will never be the same again...
 
I think the real question is do hedge hogs cause autism or is it the blue?
 
They just fucked up the design.
 

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