Why is Messi the purest representation of incels ?

[EnterTheVoid]

There's something so fundamentally incelic about Messi but I can't quite tell exactly what. I recognize the eyes, the look. He has the same look I and St Blackops 2 have. It's such a weirdly specific and recognizable sign of autistic incelism.

Also the fact that he is objectively the goat but Ronaldo is literally just taller and therefore genetically superior. Even though Messi is the better athlete, I also noticed how women don't really care about his talent, they probably think he's too short and looks ugly despite his GOAT status.

If it's over for Messi, it's over for us.

 

[Sheldor]

I would give a shit if I have 620 million $ net worth

 

[DespressedCurryCel1]

I would give a shit if I have 620 million $ net worth

 

[EnterTheVoid]

I'm just surprised that someone who is known to be a great athlete, and therefore have great genes, would normally be rejected by women on the basis that he is subhuman.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

He is the proof that you can be short and still succeed, in addition to being the GOAT.

 

[EnterTheVoid]

Men (ugly or short) have never had issues being GOATs.

 

[Old Ironsides]

Messi is chad wym

 

[EnterTheVoid]

i love him too but let's be real : if I can identify with a dude, it's a bad sign.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

He is the proof that you can be short and still succeed, in addition to being the GOAT.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Messi is chad wym

I'm sure not

 

[Zer0/∞]

I look like him

Fakecels.is

 

[Zer0/∞]

He’s white and has big bones, fakecel if you consider him ugly @Incelius Savage

 

[Old Ironsides]

I am a voluntary celibate but people also despise me to such a visceral extent, even if I wanted to have sex I wouldn't be able to.

volcels are incels in denial

 

[Filthy_Reject]

he's betabux, his current wife was riding the dick carousel there are tons of pictures with her ex boyfriend, she was messi's childhood friend but didn't give a shit about him until he became rich and famous

 

[DryDick]

he's betabux, his current wife was riding the dick carousel there are tons of pictures with her ex boyfriend, she was messi's childhood friend but didn't give a shit about him until he became rich and famous

Yeah Messi seems very bluepilled. He likely believes in love and that "fate" brought them together. You can tell he's way more into her than she is to him based on body language. I mean he's like a soft 4 and she's a 7.

 

[BornToLose]

I height mog him. This thread has reminded me of that and made me feel good (insane cope, of course).

 

[Profligate]

I remember reading that he's an autist and to be fair he kinda behaves like one

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PKzb68gQV1Y

 

[SparkLight]

He’s normie tier not an incel by any means even if he wasn’t famous and rich

 

[EnterTheVoid]

The eyes chico. They never lie.

 

[wgod]

Messi took hgh when he was a kid; he was 4'2 at 11. If Messi didn't take it, he probably would have a truecel from height.

 

[wgod]

I wish that I took HGH like Messi and got that 17-inch growth spurt, lol

 

[lemon21]

Being in this place lowers your IQ to unprecedented levels

 

[EnterTheVoid]

Go back to your whores then.

 

[ElTruecel]

Messi is goated

 

[buried_alive]

Messi existence is another proof of the black pill. Just look at the luck he had (with Barcelona choosing to invest on him when other clubs wouldn't) and what he had to achieve to leave inceldom just to betabux his now wife that didn't care about him when he was younger.

 

[NiggerMan]

He's not. You're a tard. Messi has the talents, purest incel would be a bottom feeder in every aspect of genetics.
Messi has god level football IQ and skills which comes from his genes.
A true and relatable incel mascot would be someone like Cho.

 

[deleted fren]

There's something so fundamentally incelic about Messi but I can't quite tell exactly what. I recognize the eyes, the look. He has the same look I and St Blackops 2 have. It's such a weirdly specific and recognizable sign of autistic incelism.

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Also the fact that he is objectively the goat but Ronaldo is literally just taller and therefore genetically superior. Even though Messi is the better athlete, I also noticed how women don't really care about his talent, they probably think he's too short and looks ugly despite his GOAT status.

If it's over for Messi, it's over for us.

Can we stop talking about balls.

 

[L Lawliet]

Messi existence is another proof of the black pill. Just look at the luck he had (with Barcelona choosing to invest on him when other clubs wouldn't) and what he had to achieve to leave inceldom just to betabux his now wife that didn't care about him when he was younger.

he's betabux, his current wife was riding the dick carousel there are tons of pictures with her ex boyfriend, she was messi's childhood friend but didn't give a shit about him until he became rich and famous

Yeah same for Jeff Bezos. Normies think status,money will get you most beautiful "virgin" stacy, but here is the reality. This is why.You can never know what is young love,coupleship...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MihlCysVWNs

 

[Saint Cho]

He cheated his genetic destiny. I read that he had HGH deficiency which stunted his growth. Somehow still became one of the best footballers in history.

 

[kano999]

He is the proof that you can be short and still succeed, in addition to being the GOAT.

Just be best football player in the world theory

 

[Shaktiman]

Yeah Messi seems very bluepilled. He likely believes in love and that "fate" brought them together. You can tell he's way more into her than she is to him based on body language. I mean he's like a soft 4 and she's a 7.

Messi is ginger white but his wife looks like curryfoid

 

[depressedblackcel]

I disagree