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Why is it the only time an incel is aknowledged at school is when hes got mcdonalds after a dentist appointment or whatever

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Yep you heard that right, Its like a status symbol for a day.
 
Yep you heard that right, Its like a status symbol for a day.
I remember as a kid, when birthdays came around we celebrated with cupcakes, and little gifts or if you had a bag of Hot Cheetos, people would ask you for some.
 
I remember as a kid, when birthdays came around we celebrated with cupcakes, and little gifts or if you had a bag of Hot Cheetos, people would ask you for some.
True, As long as you have it better than others or have something to offer otherwise your invisible as an incel.

(Better than others in the sense you got mcdonalds or cheetos and they didnt)
 
Everyone always wants some of your Mcdonalds fries when they're still hot, heh.
 
Stacy: "Hey Oliver (most incel name imaginable), remember when I gave you a piece of gum 3 months ago? (Didn't happen, she confusing you with another incel). Yea, you remember! Well, it's only fair if I get a fry, right? Thanks!"
(She takes a fry and comes back a minute later).
Stacy: "Hey bestie! My friends said they reaaaaally want a fry. Is it cool if-
(Chad & Tyrone starts grabbing all your fries).
Chad & Tyrone: "Thanks for the fries bro!"
(While you were looking at Chad & Tyrone, Jester Johnny grabbed your Big Mac and starts running around the cafeteria).
Jester Johnny: I've got his burger! Heh! Guys, look at me, I took his burger!
(You chase Johnny around the cafeteria for your burger, but you can't catch him. He holds your burger in the air. You go to the teacher and ask for help).
[Bald] Mr. Smith: Well did you ask Johnny to give it back? Use your words son!
(You walk up to Jester Johnny, and ask for it back. Johnny looks at Stacy and Chad, looks at you, then take the biggest bite he possibly can before handing it back. Everyone laughs and Johnny feels fulfilled).

The life of an incel.
 
True, As long as you have it better than others or have something to offer otherwise your invisible as an incel.

(Better than others in the sense you got mcdonalds or cheetos and they didnt)
I hate to quote an anime, but its true; its from my Hero academia where the main villain says to his brother "No one respects you if you don't have power".
 
Stacy: "Hey Oliver (most incel name imaginable), remember when I gave you a piece of gum 3 months ago? (Didn't happen, she confusing you with another incel). Yea, you remember! Well, it's only fair if I get a fry, right? Thanks!"
(She takes a fry and comes back a minute later).
Stacy: "Hey bestie! My friends said they reaaaaally want a fry. Is it cool if-
(Chad & Tyrone starts grabbing all your fries).
Chad & Tyrone: "Thanks for the fries bro!"
(While you were looking at Chad & Tyrone, Jester Johnny grabbed your Big Mac and starts running around the cafeteria).
Jester Johnny: I've got his burger! Heh! Guys, look at me, I took his burger!
(You chase Johnny around the cafeteria for your burger, but you can't catch him. He holds your burger in the air. You go to the teacher and ask for help).
[Bald] Mr. Smith: Well did you ask Johnny to give it back? Use your words son!
(You walk up to Jester Johnny, and ask for it back. Johnny looks at Stacy and Chad, looks at you, then take the biggest bite he possibly can before handing it back. Everyone laughs and Johnny feels fulfilled).

The life of an incel.
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Stacy: "Hey Oliver (most incel name imaginable), remember when I gave you a piece of gum 3 months ago? (Didn't happen, she confusing you with another incel). Yea, you remember! Well, it's only fair if I get a fry, right? Thanks!"
(She takes a fry and comes back a minute later).
Stacy: "Hey bestie! My friends said they reaaaaally want a fry. Is it cool if-
(Chad & Tyrone starts grabbing all your fries).
Chad & Tyrone: "Thanks for the fries bro!"
(While you were looking at Chad & Tyrone, Jester Johnny grabbed your Big Mac and starts running around the cafeteria).
Jester Johnny: I've got his burger! Heh! Guys, look at me, I took his burger!
(You chase Johnny around the cafeteria for your burger, but you can't catch him. He holds your burger in the air. You go to the teacher and ask for help).
[Bald] Mr. Smith: Well did you ask Johnny to give it back? Use your words son!
(You walk up to Jester Johnny, and ask for it back. Johnny looks at Stacy and Chad, looks at you, then take the biggest bite he possibly can before handing it back. Everyone laughs and Johnny feels fulfilled).

The life of an incel.
It’s just another proof that in life the only way to get respected is through physical strength

Also cucked for giving a used up hole your fries
 
I hate to quote an anime, but its true; its from my Hero academia where the main villain says to his brother "No one respects you if you don't have power".
I dont mind anime, The quote is actually very well written.
 
Stacy: "Hey Oliver (most incel name imaginable), remember when I gave you a piece of gum 3 months ago? (Didn't happen, she confusing you with another incel). Yea, you remember! Well, it's only fair if I get a fry, right? Thanks!"
(She takes a fry and comes back a minute later).
Stacy: "Hey bestie! My friends said they reaaaaally want a fry. Is it cool if-
(Chad & Tyrone starts grabbing all your fries).
Chad & Tyrone: "Thanks for the fries bro!"
(While you were looking at Chad & Tyrone, Jester Johnny grabbed your Big Mac and starts running around the cafeteria).
Jester Johnny: I've got his burger! Heh! Guys, look at me, I took his burger!
(You chase Johnny around the cafeteria for your burger, but you can't catch him. He holds your burger in the air. You go to the teacher and ask for help).
[Bald] Mr. Smith: Well did you ask Johnny to give it back? Use your words son!
(You walk up to Jester Johnny, and ask for it back. Johnny looks at Stacy and Chad, looks at you, then take the biggest bite he possibly can before handing it back. Everyone laughs and Johnny feels fulfilled).

The life of an incel.
If that ever happened lucille would get blood (Someone would be beat)

Negan from The Walking Dead smiling and hold his bat Lucille.


No one steals hamburger from incel or fries without permission.
 

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