Darth_Aurelius
Captain, Incel Protection Force
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So my giga-stacy sister (see below for visual confirmation of this claim) just texted me to inform me that she has lined up a date tonight with a chaldean chaddam surgeon. I asked her how she became acquainted with said chaddam and she told me that he just cold messaged her on IG after he had been following her for about a week. I asked her what his message consisted of so as to persuade her to begin dating him and she said, and I quote, "wife me up". I am seriously considering going over to her place and slashing the tires on her vehicle as righteous punishment for her whoring ways.