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Serious Why do women really join the military?

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Recently I’ve been thinking of why females join the military. I consider most who do are lesbian which is right but why do the others join? To fuck master sergeants?
 
Yes, but also to take advantage of even more government programs.
 
to find gigachads, duuh
 
One of my worst memories is riding on a bus from combat training to my MOS school, and having some Chad bang some ugly girl in the seat behind me. I felt every single thrust. Californication was playing in the background. I used to like that song and the red hot chili peppers but now I cant stand hearing it because every-time I hear a song from them I am reminded of that moment.

I havent met a single woman in the military who wasn't a turbo slut. Again why wouldn't they be? They are surrounded by horny Chads.
I just hate it because I wasn't getting any.
 
One of my worst memories is riding on a bus from combat training to my MOS school, and having some Chad bang some ugly girl in the seat behind me. I felt every single thrust. Californication was playing in the background. I used to like that song and the red hot chili peppers but now I cant stand hearing it because every-time I hear a song from them I am reminded of that moment.

I havent met a single woman in the military who wasn't a turbo slut. Again why wouldn't they be? They are surrounded by horny Chads.
I just hate it because I wasn't getting any.

what branch were you in? also wtf at having sex on a bus with other people in it... nobody noticed this going on? isn't that against the UCMJ or some shit
 
Marine Corps

i've been giving some serious thought to joining the army or marine corps lately...would you recommend it or is life going to miserable if i'm already depressed? i've never been away from home before. also is it true the drill instructors haze you and beat you in boot camp and deprive you of necessities like toilet paper and soap and such to make you suffer? i hear a lot of boot camp horror stories and that shit is kinda scary ngl
 
i've been giving some serious thought to joining the army or marine corps lately...would you recommend it or is life going to miserable if i'm already depressed? i've never been away from home before

Depends on the type of person you are. I was somewhat depressed when I joined, but I always wanted to be in the military for a while. Was an officer in JROTC and was in ROTC in college before I dropped out and joined the Marines. I was used to waking up at 5am to exercise, maintaining a clear appearance, and always liked wearing a uniform since it meant I dint have to worry about choosing an outfit. If you are an emotional, undisciplined fuck who just wants to NEET it up 24/7 then you will hate it, probably.

If you were like me then the constant stress provided by the Marines provided a nice distraction for my depression for a bit. I actually loved being deployed since the typical social bullshit associated with normal life was nonexistant. Might be different now, though, since women are now allowed to be placed in combat roles.

All MOSes are different, though. I was put in a pretty damn lax intel unit. I don't even think I took a PFT in my final two years. I was also overweight but the guy who taped me was always pretty generous with the measurements, which kept me at something ridiculous like 10% bodyfat, lol. The marine corps horror stories come from more traditional units who have overzealous first sergeants that require everyone to have a first class PFT and do company runs every week or some shit.
 
Depends on the type of person you are. I was somewhat depressed when I joined, but I always wanted to be in the military for a while. Was an officer in JROTC and was in ROTC in college before I dropped out and joined the Marines. I was used to waking up at 5am to exercise, maintaining a clear appearance, and always liked wearing a uniform since it meant I dint have to worry about choosing an outfit. If you are an emotional, undisciplined fuck who just wants to NEET it up 24/7 then you will hate it, probably.

If you were like me then the constant stress provided by the Marines provided a nice distraction for my depression for a bit. I actually loved being deployed since the typical social bullshit associated with normal life was nonexistant. Might be different now, though, since women are now allowed to be placed in combat roles.

All MOSes are different, though. I was put in a pretty damn lax intel unit. I don't even think I took a PFT in my final two years. I was also overweight but the guy who taped me was always pretty generous with the measurements, which kept me at something ridiculous like 10% bodyfat, lol. The marine corps horror stories come from more traditional units who have overzealous first sergeants that require everyone to have a first class PFT and do company runs every week or some shit.

I never went to college but I was also in JROTC in high school, I was in Army JROTC and I loved it. I really liked the structure, the discipline, uniformity, teamwork. But at the same time I am an emotional undisciplined fuck like you said so I don't know if I'll join and then like, want to kill myself because I'm stuck there and I hate it. That's what's scary, you can't quit if it's not for you. It takes balls to make such a big commitment like that. I really want to do it but it's also scary as fuck
 
I never went to college but I was also in JROTC in high school, I was in Army JROTC and I loved it. I really liked the structure, the discipline, uniformity, teamwork. But at the same time I am an emotional undisciplined fuck like you said so I don't know if I'll join and then like, want to kill myself because I'm stuck there and I hate it. That's what's scary, you can't quit if it's not for you. It takes balls to make such a big commitment like that. I really want to do it but it's also scary as fuck

It is only like 4-5 years, tho. If you truly aren't doing anything else with your life I would recommend it, but if you think you gonna shoot yourself in the head when you get the first chance to do so I wouldn't. It would be pretty hard to kill yourself in boot camp and if you try they will put you on suicide watch, which will make your life even more miserable.
 
I’ve always wondered the opposite, why wouldn’t a woman join the military. All the benefits and pay with lower standards and zero chance of being sent to the front line to be slaughtered.
 
Good pay, easier drill than men, fucking Chads, early retirement.
 
Alot of women in the military arent lesbian. They also like other places in life have it alot easier they get promotions more often and dont get treated as harshly as males. Another perk is having an abundance of options even if they are brutally ugly because its the equivalent to men in prison they get even more attention and to add on they can put away any guy they choose because the military is strict on sexual harssment. For the most part the military is smooth sailing for most females like any other route in life so there isnt to many reasons not to join
 
Probabaly because of feminism tbh. Some girls really want to be like men. Dunno why. Makes them feel equal/strong or whatever . But risking death is too much a cost to bear for their dishonest virtue signaling/status signaling, so they take the teehee positions behind desks and what not . No infantry/frontlines where they actually have to do hard stuff and risk getting killed. That’s what the men are for.
 
foids join the military to get fucked.


all army boyos i met told me this. they are all thirsty sluts.
 
i have one in class who always brags about it.
every week she also brags how she sucked a dick in a club
guess thats the reason :feelstrash:
 
Recently I’ve been thinking of why females join the military. I consider most who do are lesbian which is right but why do the others join? To fuck master sergeants?
For Commander Chad .
 

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