Why didn’t vaxx kill me?

[Death9999]

I was told on /pol/ that I would die if I got vaxxed so I got pretty excited. Got vaxxed twice over 2 years ago and i’m still alive, no side effects either.
What the fuck is this? I just want to die.

 

[TBIcel]

Don't recall seeing people saying the vaxx had a 100% kill rate hell not even rabies does. Is it more dangerous than COVID? Yes. Are heart problems from it in a lot of instances going to shorten life expectancies? Absolutely. Are the long term effects known? No

 

[Wolnir]

You need the third one to pass away in your sleep.

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

I suspect I was very lucky to not be on here while covid was still the main topic of discussion. Prob would just have gotten myself banned sooner or later.

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I didn't take the mrna therapy, I am not dead nor have i been sick in 1 1/2 years, why am I not dead yet despite needing 12 booster and monthly subscription booster DLC add on?

 

[Friezacel]

Get 3 or more "vaccines" in Frankfurt at the same day and it will kill you