LDAR Why are flies always so attracted to me

[Cletus Longthing]

It's like Iam so evil that flies feel my negative aura and they like my ominous presence

 

[RollD20]

Shower.

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Shower.

No theres estrogen in the water

 

[Cletus Longthing]

I always get embarassed in public IM A DEMON

 

[SlayerSlayer]

you are moist and warm

 

[zephyr]

It's like Iam so evil that flies feel my negative aura and they like my ominous presence

Lord of the Flies. Mang

Also Lounge thread but I guess attracting Flies would hinder sexual advance chances

 

[Cletus Longthing]

you are moist and warm

I sweat alot when I go out

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Lord of the Flies. Mang

Also Lounge thread but I guess attracting Flies would hinder sexual advance chances

I will tell the flies to attack foids

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Flies are attracted by people with bad personalities inkwell

 

[copefrancis]

You stink nigger

 

[Cletus Longthing]

You stink nigger

I call it a masculine smell

 

[Gutless]

Ok

 

[Ghostface]

you are now the fly king, attack roasties with your army of shit eating insects

 

[nohope.]

you smell like rotting flesh

 

[TouhouMathcel]

Shower.

 

[Cletus Longthing]

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you smell like rotting flesh

Im rotting from inside

 

[hartz4cel]

It's the smell of your Longthing

 

[Cletus Longthing]

you are now the fly king, attack roasties with your army of shit eating insects

 

[Cletus Longthing]

It's the smell of your Longthing

My balls smell like a dead pig its over

 

[CrackingYs]

you smell like rotting flesh

Or poop

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

It's like Iam so evil that flies feel my negative aura and they like my ominous presence

Sweat

 

[Serpents reign]

It's like Iam so evil that flies feel my negative aura and they like my ominous presence

I don't think that is evil I think you just need a shower, Just take a shower bro, And all seriousness are you a cleanly person? I take two showers a day but I have to I used to work as a plumber