RageFuel Why are all barbers such retarded fucking faggots?

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

I decided to get my haircut today because it started to annoy me. I like having longish, messy hair all over because it helps me to fraud my subhuman skull shape.
I gave the barber very simple fucking instructions and then he told me what he'd do differently. I just nodded because it seemed like a very slight alteration of what I originally asked for.

Halfway through the haircut I realized that he was turning me into a tryhard lesbian. I literally look worse than curries with MM haircuts. In the end he barely even cut the part of my hair I actually wanted him to!
I literally asked for the most simple haircut possible, how in the world could you fuck it up this bad??
Why is it that barbers can only do one shitty haircut that all normies ask for and if you ask for anything ever so slightly different they turn you into an autistic lesbian?

I was so scared of walking back home in case someone I know saw me. Luckily they didn't (I don't think) but I did see one landwhale who kept looking over at me. Stupid fucking bitch.

Just get a haircut theory debunked.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Its just you have a poor skull which in turn makes any haircut you get shit.

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Its just you have a poor skull which in turn makes any haircut you get shit.

It looks normal when I have long, messy hair. That's why I keep it that way to fraud my skull shape. It's just when I get edgy, shitty normie haircuts I look like an autismo, which is why I don't like getting haircuts because all barbers fuck them up.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I decided to get my haircut today because it started to annoy me. I like having longish, messy hair all over because it helps me to fraud my subhuman skull shape.
I gave the barber very simple fucking instructions and then he told me what he'd do differently. I just nodded because it seemed like a very slight alteration of what I originally asked for.

Halfway through the haircut I realized that he was turning me into a tryhard lesbian. I literally look worse than curries with MM haircuts. In the end he barely even cut the part of my hair I actually wanted him to!
I literally asked for the most simple haircut possible, how in the world could you fuck it up this bad??
Why is it that barbers can only do one shitty haircut that all normies ask for and if you ask for anything ever so slightly different they turn you into an autistic lesbian?

I was so scared of walking back home in case someone I know saw me. Luckily they didn't (I don't think) but I did see one landwhale who kept looking over at me. Stupid fucking bitch.

Just get a haircut theory debunked.

everyone wants to disagree with you and change what you want if you're low status, it literally causes them physical pain to agree with you

you can even end up arguing with a dentist about serious shit like this, where he just wants to do random shit in your mouth just to disagree with you, instead of the sensible operation you want that's least complicated and least painful

 

[Saudade]

but I did see one landwhale who kept looking over at me.

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I'm a double crown-cel and it took me years of wandering the earth to find a guy who could

i. cut my hair properly
ii. not fucking talk to me

And lol nothing is worse than curry hairmaxing.

 

[Monk of Failure]

There is no haircut for your subhuman skull.

 

[BachusPL]

Haircut is a cope

 

[horseshoe]

Typical full head brag thread. Reported for having the privilege to even visit the barber.

 

[iKillCucks]

There is no haircut for your subhuman skull.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Honestly bro you should listen to them. They may know whats best for you.

But what do I know, I'm a #1 baldcel who shaves his own head

 

[Izayacel]

Haircut is a cope

 

[Deleted member 21504]

U have to either get a short haircut, or save and not do anything (maybe comb or dreads). Anything else will look gay.

 

[Akkadian]

Bro i feel the pain, I hate going barbers, they always reveal my gay alien skull.

 

[Manlet subhuman]

I hate going to barbers because they always try to initiate a conversation about my personal life with me and I hate parrying their questions.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

That's why it's best to just do it yourself or get a relative do it for free. They always cut my hair much shorter than I want it as well so I stopped going to them, it's a waste of money.
The way I want is always to have everything shaven off the sides and back (like that Nazi hairstyle) and I always tell them to only cut a tiny bit off the top and yet they always cut off way too much off the top.
Whenever I'm sitting in a barber's chair, there's always that moment where they start shaving massive pieces of hair off the top of my head all of a sudden and I just start panicking and think "oh fuck, not this again". And the worst part is when I look in the mirror after they're done fucking my hair up and they ask me if I like it and I feel obliged to say 'yes'.

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Honestly bro you should listen to them. They may know whats best for you.

But what do I know, I'm a #1 baldcel who shaves his own head

Clearly they don't. They only know how to do one haircut, the one that all normies always ask for. Most normies look like shit with it but clearly they've seen Chad with that haircut once and they're not self aware enough to know that it looks like shit on them. I need it cut in a way that hides my gay alien skull and my chimpanzee ears. They just never get it right.

 

[GeneticFilth]

Clearly they don't. They only know how to do one haircut, the one that all normies always ask for. Most normies look like shit with it but clearly they've seen Chad with that haircut once and they're not self aware enough to know that it looks like shit on them. I need it cut in a way that hides my gay alien skull and my chimpanzee ears. They just never get it right.

Longish hair is a must if you are ugly. It hides your subhumanity. Getting a normie haircut was the worst decision I have ever made in my life.

 

[FlamingCel]

Longish hair is a must if you are ugly. It hides your subhumanity. Getting a normie haircut was the worst decision I have ever made in my life.

 

[muharremabi]

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Still better than being baldcel.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Did u say anything to them about it?

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Did u say anything to them about it?

too high inhib of course.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

There is no haircut for your subhuman skull.

 

[GeneticFilth]

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obviously it's mostly about bones in face, but if you have things like a gigantic forehead and dumbo ears than long hair will help hide your subhumanity. You will still be ugly of course.

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

Even people who are norwooding hard like me need haircuts on a regular basis.

Having a receding hairline is just as bad as being bald when it comes to being made fun of by foids and normtards. Maybe worse.

 

[Emba]

Mogs me because can afford barber!

 

[ordinaryotaku]

It looks normal when I have long, messy hair. That's why I keep it that way to fraud my skull shape. It's just when I get edgy, shitty normie haircuts I look like an autismo,

Same here. I have had my hair long for the past year, and have only been regularly getting it trimmed when it's too long. I told my parents I would sperg out if they made me cut my hair even more, so they're letting me keep my hair. They wanted me to have normie haircuts and kind of forced me to have them for many years.

 

[Uglyme]

Was your barber young? Cause millenial barbers are just incompetent faggots who cant do a thing right. My suggestion, look for the age of the barber to be at least 40 years old, they are more experienced.

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Was your barber young? Cause millenial barbers are just incompetent faggots who cant do a thing right. My suggestion, look for the age of the barber to be at least 40 years old, they are more experienced.

No, actually, he was around 60 so I was expecting that for once in my life I would get a decent haircut.