Serious Why Any Incel Should Join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion Over Roping

[CursedMutantSoul]

You may be a Christian, you may not be, but regardless, you should at least acknowledge the POSSIBILITY of Christianity being true. If Christianity is true, you will go to hell, forever, for the sin of suicide. If Christianity is false, nothing really matters anyway, your afterlife will be what it would be otherwise, regardless of your cause of death.

Dying via Russian drone is a way to cheat suicide in a Pascallian Wager fashion. God won't send you to hell for dying in war, he will only punish you for direct self-inflicted death. I can effectively trick God by demanding to be sent to the front-lines of a bloody conflict when my real intention is to cease to exist on this rotten planet.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Dying via Russian drone is a way to cheat suicide in a Pascallian Wager fashion

Would you commit suicide by drone bomb?

Basically you join Ukraine or Russia then let a drone kill you would you do it? it's a troublesome way to commit suicide but still an option

incels.is

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Shooting myself in the head with a shotgun is 10 times better and more comfortable than getting my head bombed by a drone tbh

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Shooting myself in the head with a shotgun is 10 times better and more comfortable than getting my head bombed by a drone tbh

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But what if you go to hell for suicide and burn forever.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

But what if you go to hell for suicide and burn forever.

I am already in hell (life) and burning forever (inceldom)

 

[sellsword]

Well I have considered this and even pussied out from applying a few times but the idea of getting very badly injured and becoming retarded is far more common then death while being a fate worse then death.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

I am already in hell (life) and burning forever (inceldom)

Nah it's not comparable. Life, even as an Incel, is so much better than hell. Imagine burning, squelling in actual hellfires, with even worse emotional torment you face now.

Life as an incel sucks dick but at least you can sleep in a bed, take a shower, eat food, move your arms and legs, stretch, scratch, like just everything.

 

[Emba]

Just trick god and be like a cool jew, goyboi!

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Just trick god and be like a cool jew, goyboi!

Not a Jew, but nice try.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Well I have considered this and even pussied out from applying a few times but the idea of getting very badly injured and becoming retarded is far more common then death while being a fate worse then death.

Is this true? Do you have the facts to back this up?

From what I've read the probability of becoming a Quadriplegic is actually pretty low.

 

[Slurmcel]

Shooting myself in the head with a shotgun is 10 times better and more comfortable than getting my head bombed by a drone tbh

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Crazy how his hand still reacted But Idk I have seen plenty of survived shotgun attempts gone bad and that shit looks brutal

 

[sellsword]

Is this true? Do you have the facts to back this up?

From what I've read the probability of becoming a Quadriplegic is actually pretty low.

well perhaps not on Quadriplegia specifically but in Ukraine as a Ukrainian you are 4x more likely to be a casualty then a fatality you cant find this data by just looking at casualties to fatalities which normally change across the year. and this stuff can vary to being paralysed or losing a limb

 

[Risky2Risky]

Azov maxxing would go hard

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

well perhaps not on Quadriplegia specifically but in Ukraine as a Ukrainian you are 4x more likely to be a casualty then a fatality you cant find this data by just looking at casualties to fatalities which normally change across the year. and this stuff can vary to being paralysed or losing a limb

I'd be totally fine with that because then I can just get MAiD (euthanasia) afterwards. My fear would be becoming a Quad or Nugget that's just retarded enough to be ruled incompetent enough that they don't let you seek MAiD.

 

[sellsword]

I'd be totally fine with that because then I can just get MAiD (euthanasia) afterwards. My fear would be becoming a Quad or Nugget that's just retarded enough to be ruled incompetent enough that they don't let you seek MAiD.

well would you join? I guess I wouldn't really care if you said no since I myself would pussy out from such thing even if i desired it

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

well would you join? I guess I wouldn't really care if you said no since I myself would pussy out from such thing even if i desired it

I'm in contact with a recruiter but I have to gather a bunch of bullshit documents, get my blood type, etc.

Plus I'm still pleading with the Universe to get me another job so I don't have to die. I'm praying everyday that I get an offer for a construction site or sales job or finance job or prison guard or literally anywhere I applied.

 

[Wolnir]

Top goy

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Top goy

Nah I'm just trying to capture the bag and ascend.

 

[sellsword]

I'm in contact with a recruiter but I have to gather a bunch of bullshit documents, get my blood type, etc.

Plus I'm still pleading with the Universe to get me another job so I don't have to die. I'm praying everyday that I get an offer for a construction site or sales job or finance job or prison guard or literally anywhere I applied.

I hope you find an alternative but are you applying for an assualt role or do they not tell you and put you wheres needed

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

I hope you find an alternative but are you applying for an assualt role or do they not tell you and put you wheres needed

My first choice is to be a drone operator, which is still dangerous since you have to be within mortar distance of the combat zone and are vulnerable to counter drones, but I'm more than willing to take a front line role if that's all they have for me.

 

[sellsword]

My first choice is to be a drone operator, which is still dangerous since you have to be within mortar distance of the combat zone and are vulnerable to counter drones, but I'm more than willing to take a front line role if that's all they have for me.

Yes russians shell the shit out of drone dugouts its a very risky role but I guess its a role you can train properly even in safe spaces. like with simulators and stuff using real controllers

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Yes russians shell the shit out of drone dugouts its a very risky role but I guess its a role you can train properly even in safe spaces. like with simulators and stuff using real controllers

Yeah and from my reading it's way less risky than front lines, plus it would be fun. It's like a real life open source videogame but every target is a real human lol

 

[OverLoner]

lol no. I rather keep fucking whores than be blown to bits by drones. Also I don't fear an imaginary man in the sky.

 

[Caichan]

If Christianity is true, you will go to hell, forever, for the sin of suicide. If Christianity is false, nothing really matters anyway, your afterlife will be what it would be otherwise, regardless of your cause of death.

Pascal’s wager in 2026

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

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>2026 and he still doesn't understand Pascal's wager

 

[Caichan]

>2026 and he still doesn't understand Pascal's wager

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

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[ImperialArk]

Just overdose on fent

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Just overdose on fent

I think that would count as suicide if your intent was to die.

 

[ImperialArk]

I think that would count as suicide if your intent was to die.

I just want to have a good time and not feel anything

 

[Caichan]

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

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Bro can you screw off. Go away.

 

[Caichan]

Bro can you screw off. Go away.

 

[Caichan]