Whores and Bitches

[Sheogorath]

How does one go about not only finding the unicorns who have less of these traits compared to the rest...
But also beyond that, perceiving it, believing in it enough, to be happy?

 

[based_meme]

You don't find unicorns, because... Do I need to continue?

 

[Sheogorath]

They could exist let's just argue about what vanishingly small fraction it might be.

Feels like even the natural unicorns would get ruined because we don't acknowledge them which is why I really tried to believe so I didn't contribute to the problem of a doubt spiral.

 

[based_meme]

They could exist let's just argue about what vanishingly small fraction it might be.

Feels like even the natural unicorns would get ruined because we don't acknowledge them which is why I really tried to believe so I didn't contribute to the problem of a doubt spiral.

The force of your cope is stronger than any gravitational pull of any black hole.

 

[Orzmund]

The force of your cope is stronger than any gravitational pull of any black hole.

Sheo's brain must be studied to root-out the neurotic propensity of an individual to reject and obfuscate reality.

I hope there is a unicorn out there. A girl with a low body count and decent values, but also laid-back and willing to have sex.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

You don't find unicorns, because... Do I need to continue?

 

[Ahnfeltia]

A girl with a low body count and decent values, but also laid-back and willing to have sex.

if she's willing to have sex just like that her body count ain't gonna stay low for long...

 

[Orzmund]

if she's willing to have sex just like that her body count ain't gonna stay low for long...

No, girls could just choose one person to bond with and have sex with him regularly. Most of these girls are irredeemable though.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

No, girls could just choose one person to bond with and have sex with him regularly. Most of these girls are irredeemable though.

not how I interpreted what you wrote, but that does make more semantic sense

 

[Orzmund]

not how I interpreted what you wrote, but that does make more semantic sense

I'm going to see another escort when my new bank card arrives.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I'm going to see another escort when my new bank card arrives.

I hope you have a good time

 

[Sheogorath]

The force of your cope is stronger than any gravitational pull of any black hole.

thinking you can be sure they don't exist is actually a greater cope than my acknowledging the possibility

because that miniscule possibility TORTURES you

it's much easier to just tell yourself they can't exist so there's no point hoping or looking

if she's willing to have sex just like that her body count ain't gonna stay low for long...

I want a girl laid back and willing to have sex with ME, but not just any normy faggot

I'm going to see another escort when my new bank card arrives.

meh I'll just buy another game I won't play and stay pure

 

[Ahnfeltia]

it's much easier to just tell yourself they can't exist so there's no point hoping or looking

Exactly. Nobody'll ever love me romantically. It's been working great for me.

I want a girl laid back and willing to have sex with ME, but not just any normy faggot

don't we all?