In this prompt, dear reader is asked to decide between which one of the following humans with peculiar super powers would win a competition of causing the most bodily harm to another person through their extremely useful and original super powers. The first contender is the urinomaster; fearsome master of pisses and excretory fluids. He can bend any piss inside a person's body to his will. Which presumably puts a person's bladder, penile cavities and kidneys to grave danger. And on the other side we see urinomancer's rival the magnificent, dreadful, menacing excrementomancer. This powerful magical superhuman can bend any shit inside any person's body to his will, directly setting any soul unfortunate enough to be near him in great peril. Both of these fighters are the best of their kind and you would never want to doublecross them. So who do you think would win the epic, legendary battle? Please give elaborate reasoning and share your thoughts in the comment section.
