Who mogs who?
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
+ His fur is bright and blue and has emerald green eyes.
+ He's cocky, upbeat, carefree and rebellious with an adventurous, independent, carefree spirit.
+ Is the fastest thing alive.
+ Can go Super Sonic.
+ Has plenty of friends.
+ Saves the world.
- Wouldn't ascend with Amy or Blaze, might be a volcel, gay or both.
- Is too much of a good guy.
- He's the internets favourite punching bag.
- His best friend is an 8 year old fox boy, while he's a teenager.
- The fanbase also ship them both too.
- Has had more bad games than good ones.
- And also gamings biggest joke.
- His fans make better games than Sega can.
- Can't swim.
- His spin offs rip off mario.
- Sonic Frontiers ripped off Zelda.
- Sonic Superstars ripped off Mario Wonder.
- His orginal design rips off Oswald the lucky rabbit.
- Yuji Naka is a fucking moron who helped ruin Sonic's popularity in the mid-late 90s, left sega to make shit games nobody cared about like Balan Wonderworld and got arrested and ruined his own career.
-Only gets included in other Sega games because nobody would buy them if he wasn't in them.
- Will never surpass Mario.
- Will never recapture his former glory.
- The company that created and own him don't care about him.
- His fans draw fucking weird fan art and furry porn of him.
- And they include him in gay ships with other characters.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
+ Has a sweet black and red colour scheme.
+ Wears jet shoes.
+ Uses guns.
+ Was meant to die at the end of SA2, but was brought back due to fan demand.
+ Rides a motorcycle, even though he doesn't need to.
He only rides it because he likes it and because he's humble about his speed.
+ Is the ultimate lifeform.
+ Can use chaos powers, even without a chaos emerald.
+ Had his own game.
+ Almost as popular as Sonic.
+ Can fight Sonic and win.
+ Is a dark trait abusive bad boy.
+ Gets to be voiced by Keanu Reeves in Sonic movie 3.
+ He's best friends with a robot that specializes in killing things.
- Simps for a 12 year old girl for died 50 years ago.
- Is only fast because of his jet shoes, his super speed is not natural.
- he was crappy to play as in 06.
- He's not playable in most games he appears in.
- Only included in most of the games because he's popular, but not used in a meaningful way.
- works for the government and the same military that ruined his life.
- Won't ascend with anyone, might be volcel, gay or both.
He won't even ascend with that furry morrigan slag who cucks him with a red nigger.
- Had a convoluted story arc of having amnesia and to rediscover his identity.
- Rips off Vegeta.
- Can turn into Super Shadow, but rarely does.
- His character has been flanderized as a rude, violent, arrogant, edgy loner who hates everybody.
This was pretty much his personality in Sonic Boom.
- Became an internet joke.
- Became a gaming joke.
- Will never surpass Sonic.
- Gets shipped with Sonic.
- And has furry porn of him.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
+ His fur is bright and blue and has emerald green eyes.
+ He's cocky, upbeat, carefree and rebellious with an adventurous, independent, carefree spirit.
+ Is the fastest thing alive.
+ Can go Super Sonic.
+ Has plenty of friends.
+ Saves the world.
- Wouldn't ascend with Amy or Blaze, might be a volcel, gay or both.
- Is too much of a good guy.
- He's the internets favourite punching bag.
- His best friend is an 8 year old fox boy, while he's a teenager.
- The fanbase also ship them both too.
- Has had more bad games than good ones.
- And also gamings biggest joke.
- His fans make better games than Sega can.
- Can't swim.
- His spin offs rip off mario.
- Sonic Frontiers ripped off Zelda.
- Sonic Superstars ripped off Mario Wonder.
- His orginal design rips off Oswald the lucky rabbit.
- Yuji Naka is a fucking moron who helped ruin Sonic's popularity in the mid-late 90s, left sega to make shit games nobody cared about like Balan Wonderworld and got arrested and ruined his own career.
-Only gets included in other Sega games because nobody would buy them if he wasn't in them.
- Will never surpass Mario.
- Will never recapture his former glory.
- The company that created and own him don't care about him.
- His fans draw fucking weird fan art and furry porn of him.
- And they include him in gay ships with other characters.
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
+ Has a sweet black and red colour scheme.
+ Wears jet shoes.
+ Uses guns.
+ Was meant to die at the end of SA2, but was brought back due to fan demand.
+ Rides a motorcycle, even though he doesn't need to.
He only rides it because he likes it and because he's humble about his speed.
+ Is the ultimate lifeform.
+ Can use chaos powers, even without a chaos emerald.
+ Had his own game.
+ Almost as popular as Sonic.
+ Can fight Sonic and win.
+ Is a dark trait abusive bad boy.
+ Gets to be voiced by Keanu Reeves in Sonic movie 3.
+ He's best friends with a robot that specializes in killing things.
- Simps for a 12 year old girl for died 50 years ago.
- Is only fast because of his jet shoes, his super speed is not natural.
- he was crappy to play as in 06.
- He's not playable in most games he appears in.
- Only included in most of the games because he's popular, but not used in a meaningful way.
- works for the government and the same military that ruined his life.
- Won't ascend with anyone, might be volcel, gay or both.
He won't even ascend with that furry morrigan slag who cucks him with a red nigger.
- Had a convoluted story arc of having amnesia and to rediscover his identity.
- Rips off Vegeta.
- Can turn into Super Shadow, but rarely does.
- His character has been flanderized as a rude, violent, arrogant, edgy loner who hates everybody.
This was pretty much his personality in Sonic Boom.
- Became an internet joke.
- Became a gaming joke.
- Will never surpass Sonic.
- Gets shipped with Sonic.
- And has furry porn of him.
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