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Who wins in a fight between a bear and a gorilla?

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Bear:
- faster than gorrila
- more durable (shot from gun only makes him angry)
- claws
- more aggresive
- natural fighter

Gorrila:
- physically stronger
- timid and pacifist
 
the bear and the bull
 
Bear obvious chad mogger
 
I don't know who will win but I'll definitely root for the bear.
 
the bear tbh, the gorrila would get mauled.
 
Bear:
- faster than gorrila
- more durable (shot from gun only makes him angry)
- claws
- more aggresive
- natural fighter

Gorrila:
- physically stronger
- timid and pacifist
is the gorilla actually stronger though?
 
A regular gorilla would most likely be killed.

However due to my genetic modifications, I've been able to fight many bears, and I've easily come out on top.

Shabani
 
The bear has more mass, claws and teeth. Apebro has no chance.
 
primates thrive in rain forests due to their dexterity, but even gorillas cant match the sheer brute strength of a grizzly or a polar bear.
 
I will have to go with bear. Just ask Dwight Schrute.
 
Maybe if the monke hid in them trees and flung shit at the grizzly in a gorilla war type of fashion to the point of it being un-bear-able then it could win :forcedsmile:
 
Ta todo bién entonces argentino? Estaba preocupado de que te hubieras enojado conmigo x la bromita q te hice el otro día :feelstrash:
 
Grizzly bear versus an Elephant would be a closer match. And I'd still be in favor of the bear.
 
WHERE'S THE FUCKING POLL GRAYWAD
 
If you put one of each animal on Earth into a giant Hunger Games style battle to death my money would be on the Grizzly all the way.
 
depends, gorilla will get mauled by a grizzly.
but could survive against other smaller bears
 
If you put one of each animal on Earth into a giant Hunger Games style battle to death my money would be on the Grizzly all the way.
Lmao, imagine grizzly facing a hippo, let alone an elephant
 
Lmao, imagine grizzly facing a hippo, let alone an elephant
How cool would that be to watch though.

Ultimate Earth Fighting Championships.

Find some place on Earth where you could get all the land animals capable of fighting, including 1 human, and let them fight until 1 is left.

A human without a weapon is fucking dead mean in 1 minute. It would be cool as shit to watch a Grizzly versus a hippo.
 
It depends on if the gorilla uses tools like a sharp stick which I think they are capable of doing
 
How cool would that be to watch though.

Ultimate Earth Fighting Championships.

Find some place on Earth where you could get all the land animals capable of fighting, including 1 human, and let them fight until 1 is left.

A human without a weapon is fucking dead mean in 1 minute. It would be cool as shit to watch a Grizzly versus a hippo.
One problem is animals seldom fight to death. They run on instinct. They do not have the kind of conscious will or conviction like humans do.
 
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Bear vs Lion would be a better match tbh
 

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