Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Who here has used petmaxing to pick up sluts

I have pets and I will never be approached by a foid because I am disgusting creature
 
she would just fuck the dog instead
 
Yeah if you're sub5 just go grab a cat and walk around with it, it's that easy.
 
It's bad enough getting mogged by humans, I don't want to get mogged by my chad dog as well
 
isn't this just another form of jestermaxxing?

look at my doggy mam
Queen Joker GIF
 
Yeah no I’m not getting cucked by my corgi I’m good
 
She will fuck the dog but not you
 
that fucking nerd is like 6 foot yo
 
Honestly if you own a pet these days you have to be pretty loaded, pet food ain't cheap
 
I think it's pathetic.
 
I had a very cute dog but she is dead, she was my only friend
 
>Joined Dec 7, 2017
>Posts: 347


Hello glowie!
 
Normires assume the worst of ugly guy.

Chads with a dog is a good man.

Sub5 with a dog is probably an animal abuser.
 
This is retarded and won't work
 
What works for tall white men will not work for incels. Women don’t care about your dog.

In America everyone owns a dog. Americans love dogs for some reason. You don’t stand out because u have a dog.
 
I tried this years ago and it didnt work. The foids approached the dog saying how cute it was. It was cradled in my arms. I asked if they want to pet it but they hesistated and asked if I can place the pup on the table. Then, they "felt safe" to pet it and picked it up (Brutal). I guess they didnt want to be seen by other people coming up too close to me I guess. Completely ignored me while playing with the pup.

Me: "I think it wants your number"
Main foid: "Aw I think its too young to have my number"
Me: (Pulls out phone)
Friend of phone: says quietly "omg he has an android, wtf?"
Main foid: (turns to friend) "lmao youre so mean"
Main foid: (looks at puppy) "bye doggie" (blows it a kiss and walks away with her friend)
A group of teens walk by and one of the chads says out loud to his friends)
Chad: "bro tried to pick up girls with a puppy he rented from a pet shop "
(group laughs)
Tyrone: "bro is down bad that he has to do that to pick up bitches"
 
It doesn't work, most of the time the foid will try and pet the dog but not even make eye contact with the owner if he's sub5

It can help initiate the convo with another dog owning foid you run into since both dogs are gonna fight / smell each other's ass but the only foid dog owner in my area are old haggs
 
isn't this just another form of jestermaxxing?

look at my doggy mam
Queen Joker GIF
It's worse because you are using a living prop. You're not even worthy of jestermaxxing so you have to put the attention on something else.
 

Similar threads

grimlockcel
Replies
10
Views
368
orthodox
orthodox
R
Replies
58
Views
3K
Zionist
Zionist
R
Replies
10
Views
2K
introvertloner
introvertloner
Sir Silentium
Replies
25
Views
766
nihilum
nihilum
FastBlast
Replies
17
Views
2K
MacheteRape
MacheteRape

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top