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Who has the worst face on this board? I found a way to compare faces without doxxing ourselves

When I was a child and in early in puberty I looked identical to young Joseph Gordon Levitt, I even had the same exact hair. Also same skin, eye and hair color. I still look similar to him, but not as handsome. My nose and eyes are more European looking that Lewitt's, but skull shape and general features are similar.
I basically look like the second pic, but with a smaller nose. I look 15 at 22. I'd probably look closer to 3rd pic if I cut down to 10-12% body fat, but I've been skinnyfat my whole life. I've always had a soft babyface, but I'm working on it now.

Don't get me wrong, I'm nowhere near as handsome as present day Levitt because I look infantile.

I was always so jealous of his looks when he played Tommy on 3rd Rock.
 
I was always so jealous of his looks when he played Tommy on 3rd Rock.
My mom and sister would always say how I look exactly like him, but I hated that look because I wanted to look masculine and strong like the normies at school. I looked like Levitt in Tommy on 3rd Rock up until a few years ago when I decided to stop rocking the long hair because it makes you look like a bitch if you're not big and masculine.
 
wrong, that's initial "success" rate. Search a lil bit more and you will see. Success rate for long lasting effect. For example, my lazy eye came back after 5-6 months. It was working fine for a while.

the chances of it coming back is whats really HIGH, not initial ""success"" rate.

Dude dont worry, I researched about this issue quite a bit already lel

inb4 get the surgery every year

Well okay if you say so. I don't know enough to argue about it and I'm not gonna research it. But I would at least go meet with some surgeons and give it another shot at least once more. Even if it's as bad as you say it - a 30% chance to have a normal life is a chance I would take in a heartbeat. That is by far the biggest thing preventing you from having a normal life.
 
My mom and sister would always say how I look exactly like him, but I hated that look because I wanted to look masculine and strong like the normies at school. I looked like Levitt in Tommy on 3rd Rock up until a few years ago when I decided to stop rocking the long hair because it makes you look like a bitch if you're not big and masculine.

>The "incels" of incels.is grew up being compared to TV stars and being unhappy with it.

Right.
 
inb4 get the surgery every year
That'd be kind of hilarious though. ;-)

I knew a girl with a very lazy eye. It was extremely distracting, but it didn't wane my desire to poke her. I took lots of pictures of her, and occasionally I got one with her eyes lined up normally.

I agree for a guy this would be really hard to overcome; I'm sure it sets off girls 'creep alarm' immediately.
 
>The "incels" of incels.is grew up being compared to TV stars and being unhappy with it.

Right.

this, "tom cruise is your height" "bruno mars is 5'5" everytime jfl, especially on r/short
so sad, how can someone be so retarded tbh tbh tbh tbh
 
>The "incels" of incels.is grew up being compared to TV stars and being unhappy with it.

Right.
I look 13-15. It's a death sentence if you want to escape inceldom. Looking like a cute kid won't get you laid.
 
I have one of the worst eye areas here. Can't complain too much about the rest of my face structure, but the eye area is realy bad.
 
Having a hard time finding someone that exactly looks like me.
Kinda look like a younger version of this guy
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this, "tom cruise is your height" "bruno mars is 5'5" everytime jfl, especially on r/short
so sad, how can someone be so retarded tbh tbh tbh tbh

Mentalcels who can't acknowledge that's what they are are the worst.
 
I don't look as good as him. I'm uglier young Levitt. Besides bieber no longer looks like that. Looking like a kid when you're actually a kid is fine, but I'm 22, look 13 and I'm supposed to compete with men.
 
I get this comment all the time. You are mistaken. Those pictures are taken from VERY close distance. From a meter you will notice I look like i look at COMPLETELY different place.

for example, you will agree his lazy eye is HORRIBLE right ?
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you crop his eye line zoom in as much as you can, then compare with my eye line. You will notice they are identical.

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I got "where the fuck are you looking at ?" "which eye am i supposed to look at ?" comments all my life.
I hate my lazy eye more than acne scars.


Dude, I'd legit wear an eye patch if I were you. Like a pirate one. At least you'll look masculine and can make up some cool story about what happened. It will be a conversation starter. And you can make pirate jokes.
 
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I don't look as good as him. I'm uglier young Levitt. Besides bieber no longer looks like that. Looking like a kid when you're actually a kid is fine, but I'm 22, look 13 and I'm supposed to compete with men.

How many girls have you actually even hit on IRL or online? You sound like a classic mentalcel.
 
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smaller chin. ears are about right. eyes are perfect but with worst eye brows. covered in freckles and about a dozen 1/2 moles ( i had them surgically removed but they botched it). smaller neck.
 
i kinda look like Kubrick:
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But my nose is a bit different(Rough sketch):
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I am painfully average.

Just google white guy, and pick whichever one you think looks the most average, and pick that one.
 
I am painfully average.

Just google white guy, and pick whichever one you think looks the most average, and pick that one.

So why is every other average white guy getting laid while you post here?
 
Every fucking time I've went on omegle I've been compared to this fuck
 

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I'm pretty much a spitting image of this guy:

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Except I have smaller deformed ears.
 
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But with a NW1 hairline.
 
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like this minus glasses and I have a fucked recessed chin and more fucked lip area tbh ybh
 
A bit like him
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I have no tattoos, smaller ears and my nose is a bit longer and wider. Slightly more fat on the cheeks. Higher beardline.

My eyes are messed up, probably recessed orbital rims but I'm not a lookism fag so what do I know. They look a lot like this, just worse complexion. My dark circles are darker and have some weird red tint. My biggest flaw.
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This looks like my hair lol, mine is just a little bit shorter and more straight.
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This is my body plus a bit of body hair. My abs are very flat and my bf is 10-15% usually so six pack cannot be seen most of the time.
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Around 5'10 btw.
 
What are you talking about? Of course there is. You can get a simple LF1 impaction coupled with philtrum shortening.

A lefort I impaction doesn't shorten the distance between the top of the nose and subnasal.
 
Just post your profile picture where your face is blacked out.
 
Don't post a picture of your real face. Just find an image online that looks EXACTLY like you or really close.

No exaggerated bullshit. Don't post a picture of bomb-victim or a truly deformed ogre and say "yeah this is me". Be realistic.

I look like a white version of this curry. Subtract the facial hair and turban and I'm pretty much him.

Weird eyes, giant nose, and too much face fat to see any decent cheekbones. Plus my nose is crooked so I'm even more fucked than him.


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It’s over for me
 

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A lefort I impaction doesn't shorten the distance between the top of the nose and subnasal.

No but you can still shave 5 mm off the midface height which is quite meaningful.
 
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If you saw my eye area and nose, you'd see why im hideous.
 
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If you saw my eye area and nose, you'd see why im hideous.
Literally Tyrone. You're masculine and look like a thug which is all that matters to modern roasties.
 
This is me, except I'm a little more muscular, have a more bulbous nose, and wear clubmaster glasses

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Literally Tyrone. You're masculine and look like a thug which is all that matters to modern roasties.
Lol no. Ive sent my pics to multiple users here, they’ll tell you how much of a “tyrone” I look like.Imagine looking like a thug but being a normal human being instead of a Ghetto, roudy, loud, disrespectful human being, Femoids are disgusted by me.
 
Respect me you fucking cunts. I am one of hte ugliest users here. My height is the only thing that keeps me away from 1/10

Eye area:
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Hair:

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JFL @ all fakecels in this forum. You dunno how it is to turn from a decent looking kid to an ugly fucking shitskin. But idc anymore, i accepted my destiny.
 
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Having a hard time finding someone that exactly looks like me.
Kinda look like a younger version of this guy
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with this nose
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and this eye color
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Just run Mo Salah game, dude. Everyone is fond of that guy, hell, even white British hooligans were shouting pro-Islamic rhymes just because of Mo Salah.
 
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If you saw my eye area and nose, you'd see why im hideous.
You look masculine. I can see why you terrify women, it's a combination of racism and intimidation due to stature and masculinity.
 
I cannot find anyone who looks remotely like me
 
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Half way between these two.
 
Just run Mo Salah game, dude. Everyone is fond of that guy, hell, even white British hooligans were shouting pro-Islamic rhymes just because of Mo Salah.
I can't play soccer or any sport.
 
I can't play soccer or any sport.
Doesn't matter, there is a video of a Mo Salah lookalike who gets a lot of attention from strangers, mistaking him for Mo.
 

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