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Who has the worst face on this board? I found a way to compare faces without doxxing ourselves

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Don't post a picture of your real face. Just find an image online that looks EXACTLY like you or really close.

No exaggerated bullshit. Don't post a picture of bomb-victim or a truly deformed ogre and say "yeah this is me". Be realistic.

I look like a white version of this curry. Subtract the facial hair and turban and I'm pretty much him.

Weird eyes, giant nose, and too much face fat to see any decent cheekbones. Plus my nose is crooked so I'm even more fucked than him.


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Don't post a picture of your real face. Just find an image online that looks EXACTLY like you or really close.

No exaggerated bullshit. Don't post a picture of bomb-victim or a truly deformed ogre and say "yeah this is me". Be realistic.

I look like a white version of this curry. Subtract the facial hair and turban and I'm pretty much him.

Weird eyes, giant nose, and too much face fat to see any decent cheekbones. Plus my nose is crooked so I'm even more fucked than him.


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No one looks like me because I have uniquely deformed jaws and features. If I just looked like a normal ugly guy like the one you posted I wouldn't be here. I'd be living a normal life like 99% of normal ugly guys do.

I have had to have repeated major surgery to even enter the remotely normal zone and I'm still a few surgeries away from achieving that level of "normie tier average ugliness".
 
You can't rate lol, Pajeet is 2/10. The guy you posted is a low-tier normie that needs to looksmax.

Looksmaxxing does nothing if your midface is that long. There isn't even a surgery for it.
 
People have regularly compared me to Seth Rogen; one girl giving me the unsolicited evaluation that I look like, "an uglier version of Seth Rogen."

Honestly I think he's fine, but apparently girls don't find him too yummy?
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People have regularly compared me to Seth Rogen; one girl giving me the unsolicited evaluation that I look like, "an uglier version of Seth Rogen."

Honestly I think he's fine, but apparently girls don't find him too yummy?
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I always thought Seth Rogen was good looking. Just needs to get in shape.
 
I am, at 2/10.
 
like an ugly version of orb

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big foreheaad
small chin
long face
decent eyes
not his frame tho
 
I'm a bodycel. My face is alright. Would post a pic of my body if I had a good camera.
 
This was me before lookmaxing
I have a picture that’s 10x worse than this. I’ll try to post it later. This was my passport picture. I only tooks photos when absolutely necessary for obvious reasons.
 

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Looksmaxxing does nothing if your midface is that long. There isn't even a surgery for it.

What are you talking about? Of course there is. You can get a simple LF1 impaction coupled with philtrum shortening.
 
This was me before lookmaxing
I have a picture that’s 10x worse than this. I’ll try to post it later. This was my passport picture. I only tooks photos when absolutely necessary for obvious reasons.

MOGs my presurgical face by a million miles.
 
yo wtf gross how does that happen
If you are constantly picking at the acne on your face and your skin is particularly sensitive acne scars develop. They can be treated but its painful, expensive, and doesn't always work.
 
If you are constantly picking at the acne on your face and your skin is particularly sensitive acne scars develop. They can be treated but its painful, expensive, and doesn't always work.
i dont touch mine, but damn, my acne is really mild, doesnt effect my average face thank god
 
MOGs my presurgical face by a million miles.
Like I said, it gets worse. There’s a photo in one of my family’s photo albums where I was at my lowest. I’ll try to find it and post it.
 
Do you have the same ginger skin type?
I don't really know what "ginger skin type" is. I've stayed out of the sun (big surprise) and never drank or smoked, so my skin's not too leathery or beat-up. It's not porcelain smooth, but it's not fucked up by wrinkles or acne-scares. I do have a couple of scars, and a smallish mole above my mouth, on the spot where the cheek becomes the upper lip.
 
those are my pictures not his lol

i also do hate fakecels though
I thought you were black. What does vman look like?
 
does that eye area look white to you ? i am brown arab.

Man, I need to move to US if i am considered white there.

cant tell, i just scrolled and seen your werent black so i assumed white kek, also, i dont know about race or like all the details lol, like you and tehgymcel420
 
I look like an uglier, crooked nosed, weaker jawed, fatter faced, XL eared, dirty blond, blue eyed (only good quality), post-prime Tom Cruise.

EDIT: Although years ago when I tried one of those celebrity face matchers, I got like 50% Scarlett Johanson as my #1 match so obviously I look bitch-made like a 14 year old.
 
Same. Framecel. Wristcel. Heightcel.
I don't really know what "ginger skin type" is. I've stayed out of the sun (big surprise) and never drank or smoked, so my skin's not too leathery or beat-up. It's not porcelain smooth, but it's not fucked up by wrinkles or acne-scares. I do have a couple of scars, and a smallish mole above my mouth, on the spot where the cheek becomes the upper lip.

That pale skin type that doesn't tan. That's generally a great skin type for ageing. Redheads who stay out of the sun and look after themselves age like Gods.
 
does that eye area look white to you ? i am brown arab.

Man, I need to move to US if i am considered white there.

Do you have strabismus? Have you ever thought about surgery to straighten your eyes if so? Also what hairloss treatments are you on?

Also you should try retinoids or estriol cream for your acne scars.
 
That pale skin type that doesn't tan. That's generally a great skin type for ageing. Redheads who stay out of the sun and look after themselves age like Gods.
I'm not super-pale, but I have aged pretty well (considering I'm 36). The worst age-related thing is my receded hair-line, that I've kept in check with propecia - but still bugs me despite no one ever directly commenting on it.

I'm not ginger though. Well, my beard is a little red.
 
I look like a middle eastern grotesque with a smaller forehead, a niggery nose and big ears.
 
I already got lazy eye correction surgery. It is a very high risk surgery. There is 30-60% chance of the lazy eye coming back, which was the case in my situation. Also got laser treatment on scars. It kinda helped with color. With crates no so much.

I could use rhino to fix my crooked nose and HT to fix nw3 but i feel like they'd be lipstick on a pig while i still can't look straight with my pizza face.
That sucks man, your eyes are only slightly off but your acne scars are bad. You ca get those fixed however with injections.
 
doesnt matter if im arab or black. literally the same if you are not WHITE
at the end of the day i am ethniccel.
no need for divisive rhetoric amoung ethnics.

tbh tbh
 
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this me, jk

im an average version of this guy with obj hair


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I already got lazy eye correction surgery. It is a very high risk surgery. There is 30-60% chance of the lazy eye coming back, which was the case in my situation. Also got laser treatment on scars. It kinda helped with color. With crates no so much.

I could use rhino to fix my crooked nose and HT to fix nw3 but i feel like they'd be lipstick on a pig while i still can't look straight with my pizza face.

Oh yeah I hear you. I know it's risky surgery - I've read about it before. There's no reason you can't get it revised at least one more time. You'd just have to research and plan as much as possible to pick the best surgeon. What's the worse that could happen?

Try retinoid creams and estriol creams for the acne scars. Good proof out there they work over time.
 
I get this comment all the time. You are mistaken. Those pictures are taken from VERY close distance. From a meter you will notice I look like i look at COMPLETELY different place.

for example, you will agree his lazy eye is HORRIBLE right ?
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you crop his eye line zoom in as much as you can, then compare with my eye line. You will notice they are identical.

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I got "where the fuck are you looking at ?" "which eye am i supposed to look at ?" comments all my life.
I hate my lazy eye more than acne scars.

Then see my post above.

Also, what's your opinion of Ed Sheeran, and do people ask you that all the time too?
 
like an ugly version of orb

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big foreheaad
small chin
long face
decent eyes
not his frame tho

Same, Have his jaw, lips nose, cheeks and eyes.

Darken his skin and give him Arab people hair.
 
> What's the worse that could happen?
I could go blind and end up a blind incel. kek
the risk of it increases after 1st surgery + older age.

it's tough man.

>Ed Sheeran
who is he ? why would ppl ask me about him ?

Ed Sheeran is a famous pop singer with strabismus, though not nearly as bad as you:

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How would you likely "go blind" from them just shortening the muscle attached to the bad eye on one side? They'd have to butcher you. And you'd still only be blind in one eye. That eye is probably mostly useless to you anyway.

Would you really rather live the rest of your life with crooked eyes than try again? That is a death sentence. Why accept a death sentence without even trying to change it?

Also get on a treatment for your balding. Wtf are you letting yourself go bald and then calling yourself redpilled. No redpiller should tolerate hair loss.
 
When I was a child and in early in puberty I looked identical to young Joseph Gordon Levitt, I even had the same exact hair. Also same skin, eye and hair color. I still look similar to him, but not as handsome. My nose and eyes are more European looking that Lewitt's, but skull shape, eyebrows, forehead and general features are very similar.
I basically look like the second pic, but with a smaller more aquiline nose. I look 15 at 22. I'd probably look closer to 3rd pic if I cut down to 10-12% body fat, but I've been skinnyfat my whole life. I've always had a soft babyface, but I'm working on it now.

Don't get me wrong, I'm nowhere near as handsome as present day Levitt because I look infantile and my chin is not as strong and square and I have a slight overbite. Not going to lie, though, my facial symmetry is almost perfect, I just don't look masculine enough because of my round features.
 

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>How would you likely "go blind" from them just shortening the muscle attached to the bad eye on one side? They'd have to butcher you. And you'd still only be blind in one eye. That eye is probably mostly useless to you anyway.

there's a small chance of going blind even in 1st surgery. The risk of lazy eye coming back increases SIGNIFICANTLY after certain age. I am 27 yo. The question is "is it worth taking when there 70% of chance that lazy eye will come back with a vengeance ? should i risk going blind for 25-30% ?

>That eye is probably mostly useless to you anyway.
lol it doesnt work like that. Lazy eye basically impacts your depth perception, you still use that eye. People will lazy eye will notice it when they cover the lazy one.

>That is a death sentence. Why accept a death sentence without even trying to change it?

like I explained. the risk is intimidating. And there is a BIG chance of failure. 70%.

> then calling yourself redpilled.
I don't. I dont call myself redpilled.
I am blackpilled. not redpilled.

Are you sure it's a 70% risk of failure? That sounds overly pessimistic to me. You're just catastrophizing so you can justify not trying.

According to a paper by Burt Kushner, MD, “Strabismus surgery in adults achieves satisfactory alignment with one operation in approximately 80 percent of patients, depending on the specific nature of the problem. Risks of adult strabismus surgery are relatively low, and serious complications are anecdotal and rare.


https://www.reviewofophthalmology.com/article/how-to-take-on-strabismus-in-adults
 

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