Which video game gal would you wife up? (Not that any of us could, but it is nice to dream)

[1withoutMaidens]

Ada Wong is my pick. Not that she'd give me the light of day (obviously) but maybe I'd get lucky enough to have her at least insult me or something. Maybe I've developed a degradation kink as a way to shield myself from all the verbal abuse I've endured... Idk, that thought is too deep for a horny-post.

 

[Poopless One]

Samus Aran

 

[Fantasea]

Lightning (FF13)

 

[Skelly]

Lightning (FF13-2)

 

[1withoutMaidens]

Lightning (FF13-2)

lotsa lightning fans. FF has plenty of wife material though.

 

[Jimb0]

wanna make a harem with all the Zelda girls, really give them my master sword (Paya or botw zelda if I only get to pick one)

 

[Fatimacel]

wanna make a harem with all the Zelda girls, really give them my master sword (Paya or botw zelda if I only get to pick one)

I'd take one of those Gerudo Town guards, they're all very tall with brown well-sculpted thin bodies and big jew noses. Like Amazonians, I'd make a harem and an army out of them if I could

I was specifically thinking of the ones from BoTW but the Gerudo soldiers from the other games are also hot

 

[Jimb0]

I'd take one of those Gerudo town guards, they're all very tall with brown well-sculpted thin bodies and big jew noses. Like Amazonians, I'd make a harem and an army out of them if I could

I was specifically thinking of the ones from BoTW but the Gerudo women from the others games are also hot

AND DILUTE MY BEAUTIFUL HYLIAN GENES? hell naw

 

[Fantasea]

Lightning (FF13-2)

Lightning (Lightning Returns)

 

[1withoutMaidens]

I'd take one of those Gerudo town guards, they're all very tall with brown well-sculpted thin bodies and big jew noses. Like Amazonians, I'd make a harem and an army out of them if I could

I was specifically thinking of the ones from BoTW but the Gerudo women from the others games are also hot.

Probably the worst options since us males are outcasts in their society. They'd probably execute you lol.

 

[Fatimacel]

AND DILUTE MY BEAUTIFUL HYLIAN GENES? hell naw

Just take a few Hylian concubines too and reproduce with them, whenever you have sex with the Gerudos make sure to pull out

 

[Jimb0]

Just take a few Hylian concubines too and reproduce with them, whenever you have sex with the Gerudos make sure to pull out

Hyrule has fallen...

 

[Fatimacel]

Probably the worst options since us males are outcasts in their society. They'd probably execute you lol.

Well in BoTW they are fine with men as long as they are outside of their town's walls, and this is where my master plan and foresight comes into play. Notice how the guards are always stationed outside at the entrances of the town, this makes it so that I can flirt with them and even arrange dates with them without ever having to worry about Gerudo law. This is all assuming they'd even be interested in a sub 5 like me lol

 

[bruhwtf]

ur mom

 

[Regenerator]

Marie Rose & Ashley Graham

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

too numerous to list honestly
a few:
Regina from Dino Crisis
Cammy from street fighter
Rosalina
Mercy from overwatch (she doesnt age. at 80 years old she will still look 30 and flawless)
Maelle from clair obscur (once legal conditions are met)
Half the resident evil roster. Claire, Ada, Ashley as the minimum
Lili from tekken
Tifa

 

[Fantasea]

too numerous to list honestly
a few:
Regina from Dino Crisis
Cammy from street fighter
Rosalina
Mercy from overwatch (she doesnt age. at 80 years old she will still look 30 and flawless)
Maelle from clair obscur (once legal conditions are met)
Half the resident evil roster. Claire, Ada, Ashley as the minimum
Lili from tekken
Tifa

Ashe fogs Mercy, Lightning fogs Tifa

 

[sub5chud]

Mai from kof

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Ashe fogs Mercy, Lightning fogs Tifa

Ashe is nice but shes like 40 and will be a complete post wall roastie in a few

lightning is trying to pander too hard with the pink hair and without the hair and makeup she has the same face as the blonde twink

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Mai from kof View attachment 1454571

and Chun-Li too. Absolute peak

 

[Fantasea]

Ashe is nice but shes like 40 and will be a complete post wall roastie in a few

Ashe and Mercy look the same age and share very similar models.

lightning is trying to pander too hard with the pink hair and without the hair and makeup she has the same face as the blonde twink

lightning doesn't have makeup 90% of the time and her pink hair's natural. u better not be comparing lightning to luna

ur probably comparing her to cloud tho. they look like siblings but lightning looks way more feminine (lips and eye area). this is more an issue of cloud looking like a woman than lightning looking like a man.

@To koniec