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Which super ability will you choose?

Which super ability will you choose?


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- Be invisible anytime

- Read minds

- Teleport anywhere

I'd be invisible so I can check out naked sluts and fuck them.
 
Teleport to foid's bathroom
 
Being able to teleport anywhere would be cool.
Being able to read minds would just let me know how subhuman people think I am.
Being invisible would be pretty useless.
 
Be invisible so I can steal money.
 
Teleport so I never have to move. I can just teleport to the bathroom.
 
Teleportation. If I got caught with invisibility I'd be 100% fucked, however teleportation without limits is a guaranteed way out. Reading minds is less practical than one would initially think imo.
 
Read minds and you would be the perfect spy for every nation, also you could cheat in games and earn legit money.
 
Stupid, Just steal something and teleport to fucking china or whatever.

What would I do in China wtf? And they would find you and you would need to be on the run your whole life and risk getting killed.

Meanwhile, when you're invisible no one knows it's you.
 
teleporting and its not even close, everything would be so convenient and u could have a plethora of ways to get money
 
im already invisible and reading minds would be far more practical than teleportation. i wouldnt burn off as much calories teleporting home rather than walking.
 
Teleport anywhere, if it works a la Goku you could grab a slut and do what you want.
 
Teleportation is the only correct answer. You could almost achieve ithe same effects of nvisibility with it if you rapidly teleported from place to place
 
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Invisible is the only right answer, you can steal whatever you want, spy on anyone, get anything in life you desire. The other two are trash. Mind reading would be obnoxious, I don't want to hear all these dweeb's opinions 24/7. Teleportation has literally zero practical application.
 
Limited teleportation is already a level 4 ability. Having the ability teleport anywhere is just broken.

I would just teleport myself to the 2D world, fuck this shit.
 
Have a Regenrative healing factor where I would break my bones over and over again, making myself taller.

Also SUI so I can live a new life
 
Teleport.

I would port into a bank and get money
 
Teleport so I can travel the world
 
Invisibility is the only incel option of those 3. Teleportation can get you rich, but so can invisibility, it would just be harder.
 
I want to be a mind reader to become the ultimate blackpill-prophet.
be selfless for the greater incel good guys
 
- Be invisible anytime

- Read minds

- Teleport anywhere

I'd be invisible so I can check out naked sluts and fuck them.
read minds, become the worlds best poker player.
 
teleportation for the most efficient ER
 
teleportation for the most efficient ER

are you stevens, i watched some clips of that guy and he keeps saying 'it's over" and tries really hard to be like L9
 
are you stevens, i watched some clips of that guy and he keeps saying 'it's over" and tries really hard to be like L9
No, the L9 thing was just the first thing that came to my mind when I was making an account that doesn't use any of my other aliases
 
Being able to teleport anywhere would be cool.
Being able to read minds would just let me know how subhuman people think I am.
Being invisible would be pretty useless.
High IQ
 
Being invisible. You could take a plane anywhere you like for free because nobody would know you're there. Plus, you could sneak into foid's homes and watch them undress without them knowing you're there.
 
Being almighty , Being omnipotent.
Like this guy :

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But I'm just fuhrer ugly. I have no desire for change my superpower.
 
Aren't we already invisible as incels ?

Would choose to be totally invisible so I can rape every Stacies I want without them knowing or facing any consequences. Haunt every normie that made my life miserable, etc..
 
Being invisible to steal money and jerk off in public
 
Teleporting. I could just disappear whenever I feel like it,I could go to other countries and live there without emigrating as well as lots of other cool things.
 
Teleport to different country. Rape a bitch. Teleport back. Nobody can find out.
See Discovery Channel. See a cool location. Teleport there. Have a cool trip. Teleport back.
Watch FoodNetwork. See some exotic delicious food on TV. Teleport there. Have a bite to eat. Teleport back.
Find where Millie Bobby Brown lives(or other female celebrity my mind was drawing a blank). Wait until night. Teleport to her bedroom. Sniff her feet. Teleport back. Nobody can find out.
 
The 16 people who chose invisibility have a low IQ. You would literally be blind because light would go straight through you instead of hitting your retina, not to mention that you would have to be naked all the time, which means that you wouldn't be able to do shit if it was cold outside.
 
The 16 people who chose invisibility have a low IQ. You would literally be blind because light would go straight through you instead of hitting your retina, not to mention that you would have to be naked all the time, which means that you wouldn't be able to do shit if it was cold outside.
no you're fucking stupid this is the ideal power/ability you chose
if you can read minds you'd go crazy because you wouldn't be able to turn it off and always have other people's thoughts swirling in your head
if you teleport you can only go to places you've been before or maybe you would have a chance of teleporting and not your whole body ending up where you teleported to

see. you can do that with any power. we are thinking in terms of ideal here
 
no you're fucking stupid this is the ideal power/ability you chose
if you teleport you can only go to places you've been before
elab cuck
 
Read minds. So I can fuck with people, get rich through gambling and use my gambling money to fuck women on the false promise of betabuxx or escorts. Reading minds offers me an advantage over anyone, I can be 2 steps in front in any situation.

Teleportation makes me a glorified mailman or just saves me the effort of walking around. And there is a problem with the fact that I can just end up in a wall or naked in the middle of a street. Ideal version of this is boring aswell, I'm an incel here *whoosh* now I'm an incel over there.
Invisibility is shit when you look at it. No light hitting your retinas means you can't see, you have to be naked and your stomach has to be empty. Even an ideal version is shit because at best you can commit petty theft or look at a naked woman.
 
Even an ideal version is shit because at best you can commit petty theft or look at a naked woman.
In the ideal invisibility situation you can rape women after you stock them without leaving any DNA behind. Instead of gambling you can rob a bank or one of those money vans. In the ideal situation of invisibility anything you touch can be made invisible too if you want.
 
In the ideal invisibility situation you can rape women after you stock them without leaving any DNA behind. Instead of gambling you can rob a bank or one of those money vans. In the ideal situation of invisibility anything you touch can be made invisible too if you want.
If it goes that far, then it's the best option.
 
Teleportation, it can be used for crimes easily
Like i can Teleport into a bank vault and be set 4life
 
If it goes that far, then it's the best option.
That's why I picked it. All the options are the most ideal scenario for each.
 
Read minds. So I can fuck with people, get rich through gambling and use my gambling money to fuck women on the false promise of betabuxx or escorts. Reading minds offers me an advantage over anyone, I can be 2 steps in front in any situation.

Teleportation makes me a glorified mailman or just saves me the effort of walking around. And there is a problem with the fact that I can just end up in a wall or naked in the middle of a street. Ideal version of this is boring aswell, I'm an incel here *whoosh* now I'm an incel over there.
Invisibility is shit when you look at it. No light hitting your retinas means you can't see, you have to be naked and your stomach has to be empty. Even an ideal version is shit because at best you can commit petty theft or look at a naked woman.

This is the real high iq correct answer. Only situation is if an enemy has imprisoned u.

Do not back track
Invisiblity can still be shot or trapped or seen with uv
 

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