Discussion Which Pokémon do you most want to have sex with?

[ilieknothing]

I personally wouldn’t want to have sex with any Pokémon, even Jynx who is modelled after a sheboon. However, this greentext makes a compelling argument for Vaporeon and I would have to agree.

 

[Caesercel]

Incels.is moment

 

[nice_try]

 

[tulasdanslos]

Lyra, definitely. No, I'm not cheating, humans and Pokémon used to breed together in the past, therefore humans are technically Pokémon.

 

[ilieknothing]

Lyra, definitely. No, I'm not cheating, humans and Pokémon used to breed together in the past, therefore humans are technically Pokémon.

That’s definite cheating. As punishment I’m putting you down as wanting to fuck Jynx

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

The cloyster is basically a pussy.

It's got outer lips, it's got inner lips, it's even got a little erect clit at the top. It's name sounds like a contraction of clit and oyster. I'd bung one in there.

OK maybe not really.

 

[ilieknothing]

The cloyster is basically a pussy.

It's got outer lips, it's got inner lips, it's even got a little erect clit at the top. It's name sounds like a contraction of clit and oyster. I'd bung one in there.

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OK maybe not really.

It’s a water type too, so it would get wet.

 

[pixy.]

I personally wouldn’t want to have sex with any Pokémon, even Jynx who is modelled after a sheboon. However, this greentext makes a compelling argument for Vaporeon and I would have to agree.

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you already posted it.

 

[Sexless incel]

WTF

 

[Caesercel]

The cloyster is basically a pussy.

It's got outer lips, it's got inner lips, it's even got a little erect clit at the top. It's name sounds like a contraction of clit and oyster. I'd bung one in there.

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OK maybe not really.

If a shelder bites your dick. Will you evolve lile a slowpoke?

 

[CroatianManlet]

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

If a shelder bites your dick. Will you evolve lile a slowpoke?

There's only one way to find out

 

[truenigcel]