Which Naruto character would you want to be?

[Lonely Soul]

For me its Deidara because I can give myself unlimited double blowjobs with the mouths on my hands

 

[TheCatMan]

Maybe Madara or Tobirama. Also Obito only because of kamui.

 

[ApocalypticKrieg666]

Pain

 

[Skelly]

Naruto

Everybody else gets cucked

 

[Clavicus Vile]

So many people would choose Madara, Itachi, and Obito but they all died virgins

 

[Lonely Soul]

Itachi

Didnt he have a girlfriend?

 

[D. B. Gooner]

Hashirama. He just couldn't stop winning. Except I'd never form the leaf village because the village system is horrible, I'd stick to fighting for the Senju.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Didnt he have a girlfriend?

Technically yeah but he never got to fuck her, in fact he barely got far at all before he was forced to kill her in the uchiha massacre.

 

[BlackPillRiceBall]

For me its Deidara because I can give myself unlimited double blowjobs with the mouths on my hands

never thought about that

 

[Poopless One]

Id be Fugaku Uchiha so I can fuck Mikoto and abort Sasuke

 

[Ivory.feelsdevil]

Id be Fugaku Uchiha so I can fuck Mikoto and abort Sasuke

abort itachi

 

[Poopless One]

abort itachi

Without him they lose the war to Edo Tensei

 

[poorenglishcel]

I don't want to be anyone else. I would single handedly end all of them.

 

[fokusin]

Zetsu

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I want to be itachi

I want sharingan