Experiment Which lolcow's wife would you rather marry?

[SnakeCel]

Volcel if you wouldn't, by the way.

The two options are Katherine "Kat" Burnell, aka lolcow DarkSydePhil's wife, and Kelly Jordan, aka lolcow WingsOfRedemption's wife.

Kat:

Traits:
- Somewhat autistic
- Fat but formerly skinny
- Terrible haircut
- Horrible clown makeup
- Too old to have kids but probably never cared to have any anyways
- Enjoys vidya like Skyrim and other RPGs
- Addiction to DoorDashing fast food and ordering from expensive restaurants
- Gets very expensive haircuts that aren't very good
- No work experience besides a part time job as a grocery clerk
- Currently unemployed
- Very shy and quiet
- Extremely sensitive to even mild criticism or jokes
- Probably not religious at all
- Likely little to no libido and bad at sex
- Will probably never talk to anyone but you
- Keeps a cat as a pet
- Has no real friends or social life
- Bad relationship with her family, especially her sister
- Probably scared to drive but has no bad driving record, may need you to drive her places


Kelly:

Traits:
- Fat but never skinny in the past
- Not autistic but still awkward in some ways
- Also terrible haircut
- Never wears makeup
- May be too old to have kids but still wants them anyways
- Doesn't really like vidya too much but will play some games Minecraft and Animal Crossing
- Addiction to fast food and collecting McDonald's Happy Meal toys
- Always wants the newest electronics (new iPhone or Apple Watch models)
- Always splurges on expensive gifts for family and friends and heavily donates to charity
- Has some work experience as a receptionist for a medical building
- Currently has a bookkeeping job thst is remote work
- Has good health insurance
- Not shy and quiet
- Very emotional and will cry over anything
- Less sensitive to jokes and criticism
- Not super loyal and may talk to other men online, but not in person
- Has some friends and a semblance of a social life
- Has a good relationship with her family
- Is religious and actively goes to church once a week, however her family runs the church and it is borderline cult like
- Little libido but it is very mood based
- Keeps dogs and cats as pets
- Not scared to drive but has been in 8+ car accidents and has totaled several cars


REMEMBER: Volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

would

 

[aryanmikmaq]

Kat over her

 

[TheWorldAgainst]

first one looks like a troon

 

[MountainGorilla]

Lolcow culture is just projection, those two look like the type to post on kiwifarms, both userbases are dysgenic

 

[MountainGorilla]

Volcel if you wouldn't, by the way.

The two options are Katherine "Kat" Burnell, aka lolcow DarkSydePhil's wife, and Kelly Jordan, aka lolcow WingsOfRedemption's wife.

Kat:
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Traits:
- Somewhat autistic
- Fat but formerly skinny
- Terrible haircut
- Horrible clown makeup
- Too old to have kids but probably never cared to have any anyways
- Enjoys vidya like Skyrim and other RPGs
- Addiction to DoorDashing fast food and ordering from expensive restaurants
- Gets very expensive haircuts that aren't very good
- No work experience besides a part time job as a grocery clerk
- Currently unemployed
- Very shy and quiet
- Extremely sensitive to even mild criticism or jokes
- Probably not religious at all
- Likely little to no libido and bad at sex
- Will probably never talk to anyone but you
- Keeps a cat as a pet
- Has no real friends or social life
- Bad relationship with her family, especially her sister
- Probably scared to drive but has no bad driving record, may need you to drive her places


Kelly:
View attachment 1557129
Traits:
- Fat but never skinny in the past
- Not autistic but still awkward in some ways
- Also terrible haircut
- Never wears makeup
- May be too old to have kids but still wants them anyways
- Doesn't really like vidya too much but will play some games Minecraft and Animal Crossing
- Addiction to fast food and collecting McDonald's Happy Meal toys
- Always wants the newest electronics (new iPhone or Apple Watch models)
- Always splurges on expensive gifts for family and friends and heavily donates to charity
- Has some work experience as a receptionist for a medical building
- Currently has a bookkeeping job thst is remote work
- Has good health insurance
- Not shy and quiet
- Very emotional and will cry over anything
- Less sensitive to jokes and criticism
- Not super loyal and may talk to other men online, but not in person
- Has some friends and a semblance of a social life
- Has a good relationship with her family
- Is religious and actively goes to church once a week, however her family runs the church and it is borderline cult like
- Little libido but it is very mood based
- Keeps dogs and cats as pets
- Not scared to drive but has been in 8+ car accidents and has totaled several cars


REMEMBER: Volcel if you wouldn't.

Why do they look part amerindian and african? The one drop rule is not purity spiraling

 

[deleted fren]

Give me Chris Chan's gf. Absolute jailbait

 

[SnakeCel]

first one looks like a troon

Kek that is because she is retarded and puts on excessive makeup like troons do (because they are trying hard to compensate for truly being male).

Give me Chris Chan's gf. Absolute jailbait

Flutter does look very young despite being in her early 30s. Insane how he never had a gf his entire life as a straight man despite begging for one at the fucking mall numerous times. Then a few years after he troons out and rapes his own mother he somehow gets a gf. What the fuck kind of sense does that even make? Clown world logic.

 

[deleted fren]

Kek that is because she is retarded and puts on excessive makeup like troons do (because they are trying hard to compensate for truly being male).


Flutter does look very young despite being in her early 30s. Insane how he never had a gf his entire life as a straight man despite begging for one at the fucking mall numerous times. Then a few years after he troons out and rapes his own mother he somehow gets a gf. What the fuck kind of sense does that even make? Clown world logic.

That's what women find attractive.